Who has a little joke to tell unhappy people?

Hurt, let

snail

To buy medicine,

Two hours

It's over,

snail

Haven't come back yet,

turtle

Scold: "

Damn it/damn it

Haven't come back yet,

Laozi

I'm dying! "At this moment, a voice came from outside the door:"

Damn it/damn it

Then scold.

Laozi

Don't go! "

2

If your ears itch, it means I miss you.

If your eyes itch, it means I want to see you.

If your mouth itches, it means I want to kiss you.

If you are itchy all over, don't be afraid, it's time to take a bath! ! ! Hahaha! ! !

3. One day, the underworld boss asked you: 1 plus 1 what is it? You wondered, hesitated for a long time and said: equal to 2. The boss took out his gun and killed you with a bang. The boss blew a cigarette at the gun and said, you know too much ~

4. One

female dog

Jumped at you and bit off a piece of meat on your foot.

Swallow it quickly, you will stretch your foot.

kick

It, the dog said tearfully: "You fight, anyway, I have your flesh and blood in my stomach!" " "

5. A puppy climbed onto the dining table and rubbed against a roast chicken. The shopkeeper was furious and said, I'll do whatever you dare to do to that roast chicken. The dog licked the chicken's ass. The master fainted. The puppy said happily, look who's good!

6. The cat is forced by life to sit in the hair salon run by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon to call the roll to keep the cat overnight. The cat swore that the mouse was furious: I chased him to death at the beginning, and now he is still a prude!

5. After the first exam, the teacher handed out the papers, as well as the following ones.

girl student

I took an extra one and shouted, "teacher, I got it, I got it."

As a result, the boy sitting next to me said, "It's mine, it's mine".

The whole class laughed hysterically.

We have known each other for so long that you and I both know your place in my heart. Life is like a dream, and the years pass. You know, in the vast sea of people, others are just an onion to me, but you are different, you are two!

7. stop learning; It's too difficult! Make tofu! Tofu is the safest;

The hard thing to do is dried tofu!

Thin is tofu brain!

Thin is tofu skin!

No, soybean milk!

If it can't be sold, it can also be used as stinky tofu!

I love you. What is the sum of "one business world" and "ten business worlds"? ! ! !

The result is (520+1314) *10 =18340.

That is, "slap you to death!" Xixi hahaha ...

Congratulations! Has been admitted to the shameless class of toad department of United nations frog university! Please take bus No.514 with a mental illness certificate and get off at Benlu Benjie. Please stand at the school gate and giggle when you sign up!

If someone

Bullies; intimidate

You, tell your sister that I broke his limbs to pieces.

move

Yes, seven points.

ring

Yes, face it.

Color screen

Yes, it has a nose.

straight

, a head into.

shake

Yes, the front teeth are made.

rebuild

about ...

It is said that when there was a meteor in the sky that day, the wish was very clever. I made a wish on a meteor that day, hoping you would be smarter. Shit! Guess what? The meteor flew back the same way!

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you were the commander in chief, wearing a pot cover, a sack and a waist.

Wearing a plastic bag, holding a pot cover in his hand, standing on two Chinese cabbages ... shouting: "Close the door! Shit! Rotten! ! !

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