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Your love is too weak to cook a bowl of soup.

1, on the issue of love, there is often no right or wrong, love is just a fate. Fate gathers and ends.

2. Why should a person study? Because as long as you don't study for three days, your language will be boring, and people will hate it if you keep talking so much. You always say the same thing, and the expression on your face hasn't changed. This is disgusting. Some people's faces are disgusting, and it is boring to listen to him. One of the important reasons is that they don't study.

3. If you smile alone, you mean it.

No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.

5. A woman who has no benign self-growth will be the same "dissatisfied woman" in a few years, no matter what the situation; A quality woman should be like bamboo, self-renewal, self-growth and complete transformation. No one can help a woman who doesn't save herself. If you are lucky enough to have an external force to help you "refresh" your ordinary life, you must remind yourself that I want to "refresh" too.

No matter how you change, everyone can't like you, so you might as well be the person you want to be. I used to refute when I encountered friction, but now I find that prejudice is far more ingrained than I thought. There are often grievances, and it is more common not to be understood. Some people like you, others hate you. If you look down, you don't need to explain, and words can't change anyone's opinion. Whether others love or hate is good, so choose a lifestyle and live an irreplaceable life.

7. Go your own way, look at your own scenery, think about your own problems, don't always stare at others, always envy others' brilliance, envy others' brilliance, what is dark is your own heart, what is lost is your own time, and what is worn away is your own personality.

8. No matter how good a person is, you like it again. If it doesn't suit you, it won't last long. Just like a pair of shoes in the window, you like them very much, and you won't know if they are suitable until you put them on. A powerful mobile phone is not suitable if it can't be used or not used.

9. There will always be some lonely and difficult moments. At that time, I thought the trough was over, but in fact, we all survived. There are no tricks, no shortcuts, and everyone is slowly getting through it. It is because I have experienced countless such moments that I have learned to be calm and know how to face the difficulties that may follow. There is no specific medicine, only that we can't be afraid, and the future may not be better, but we won't know until we go and have a look.

10, the hourglass remembers the time we forgot.

1 1. When I am poor, I can tell the world that I am rich. However, when I meet true love, I can't tell myself that I am not tempted; I can't tell myself that I won't wake up when I have a beautiful dream; I couldn't tell myself when I heard the truth. I don't believe it. There is no eternal right or wrong, only eternal pursuit. Now that we have entered this world, how can we not be contaminated with dust? If you like a flower, you don't have to pick it. After picking it, it will wither.

12, being able to recall the past shows that you are growing; Everything that appears in life can't be owned, only experienced. Those who know this well will understand that there is no loss, just passing by; There is no failure, only experience.

13, our failure sometimes has nothing to do with quality, but a lack of toughness in difficulties, and persistence has become our longest shortcoming. All successful people are not outstanding, but they believe that success will reveal the truth sooner or later as long as they are patient and persistent. Countless pursuits and longings fly in our hearts. Go, don't look back, don't miss it, don't hesitate, winter will pass eventually, and spring will always be full.

14, life is short, why not be indifferent. There is no great truth in life. Living is a kind of mood. If you live in a good mood, you don't say you are tired or bitter. Happiness may be reflected in this "not tired" and "not bitter".

15, you disappeared into my world in the shortest time, which is a determination not to let me find you. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

16, we have the same memories and we have our own future. Nobody has to blame anyone. Youth accompanies, and old age comes and goes. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

17, in the dark, some people come and some people go, and the ending has already been written, but you and I don't know. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

18, your love is too weak to cook a bowl of soup. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

19, some people, once they leave, never come back. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

Arriving on time is becoming more and more difficult in this world, such as dating, such as flights, such as love. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

2 1, living is already a very difficult thing, but loveliness is often worse. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

22. You think my world is full of people, but in fact you are the only one left in my world. So close to "I know you're not that strong"

23. The past is like a dream, and times have changed. At this moment, we should let go, be free and easy, and greet and embrace the terrible tranquility with an carefree heart. Let all the dust settle, even if the sea is difficult for water, the heart should enjoy it. The four seasons go round and round, and fate never goes round and round. Blue sky, yellow leaves and autumn colors. In fact, autumn is beautiful, but it is deep, implicit, lonely and boundless.

Memories are just a bowl of soup cooked by Meng Po.

Introduction: I know in my heart that a quiet and meticulous happiness is brewing in that corner. Just like this moment, I know that in addition to the external noise and anxiety, life has a quiet and prudent growth, which will not disappear with the passage of time, just like the faint fragrance of this daffodil.

1, there is no need to invite too many people into life. If they can't get into your heart, they will only disturb your life and make it crowded.

2. People who run their teeth are often vulnerable. Because a truly powerful person is confident, self-confidence will be gentle and gentleness will be firm.

3. Don't say for whom you pay and who you sacrifice. In fact, the ultimate beneficiary of all efforts and sacrifices is yourself. Life is a lonely practice that has nothing to do with anyone. This is a bittersweet road. There must be a gift at the end of the road, depending on whether you deserve it or not.

4. Don't forget those who helped you, don't hate those who trusted you, and don't cheat those who trusted you.

5. Stay away from negative people and things and get close to positive people and things.

6. Wash your face carefully every day, read more books, go to bed on time, eat less and eat more meals. Become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and maintain love. Don't be melodramatic in front of people, talk about it everywhere for comfort, but learn to face it calmly and think it out for yourself. You are too single. You are so pious to be a better self, you will meet the best, and that person will be worth all your waiting for.

7, life needs to maintain a passion, passion can make others feel that you are unstoppable, it will make way for your success! A person's unyielding temperament can move people and change many things.

8. The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone you want to treat gently.

9. Those who have money give you material things, those who have time to accompany you, and those who have feelings give you romance. Those are not the true and complete appearance of love. It should be that playboy is single-minded to you, playful and steady to you, impatient to wait for you, evasive and persistent to you, and arrogant and humble to you. Because you try something you are not good at, because you want to be a better person, this is the stupidest and truest appearance of love.

10, three trustworthy people: know the sadness behind your smile, understand the kindness hidden in your anger, and understand the reason for your silence.

1 1. I remember when I was a teenager, everyone was very sincere and sincere. A word is a word. At the railway station in the early morning, the long streets are dark and deserted, and the small shops selling soy milk are steaming. The past days passed more slowly. Carriages, horses and mail didn't arrive quickly. You need to love the right person all your life. The previous locks were also beautiful, and the keys were also beautiful and fashionable. If you lock it, people will understand.

12, I hope that when I am in my early twenties, I will do something that I will laugh when I think of it at the age of 80.

13, some people are really unhappy, and some people are just bored and just don't know how to cherish.

14, the number of blacklists was once a special concern. How many goodnights have been said to each other, but now it has become hehe, goodbye. No relationship is unchangeable, and not many friends will always be by your side. It's like listening to a tune. If you like this song, you will be surrounded. When the music is over, you can say goodbye and never bother again. It's a pity that many people only enjoy sweetness and don't deal with farewell, resentment and entanglement. They all hate each other. -Mr. Thinking

15, spend too much time thinking about the rest of your life, but forget to live a good life.

16. Even if two people get along well and are happy together, there may not be a future.

17, find someone to share something happy. The first person is happier than me, the second person looks envious, and the third person tries to pretend to be calm, but his heart is fluctuating. I hope my happiness will not turn into a breeze in an instant. Since then, I have divided these three people into three types: bosom friends, friends and acquaintances.

18, don't deliberately kill others' self-confidence, or you will look very uneducated.

19, the result of heart-wrenching, either heartbreaking or heartless.

20. Sometimes, less muscle is better than more worry.

2 1. The more familiar you are, the more you know where it hurts.

22. Life is that those who need it can't get it, and those who get it don't need it.

23. If a person affects your mood, your focus should be on controlling your mood, not the person who affects your mood. Only in this way can we be truly confident. -Liu Tong

24. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.

I know in my heart that there is a quiet and meticulous happiness brewing in that corner. Just like this moment, I know that in addition to the external noise and anxiety, life has a quiet and prudent growth, which will not disappear with the passage of time, just like the faint fragrance of this daffodil.

26. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

27. Be more patient with yourself. You can do it, you can fall asleep, you can forget, you can hold back, you can be healthy. Not many people will understand you and learn to understand yourself. Zhang Jiajia

28. People who love you, understand you and care about you will be happy in life. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as fond of one person.

29. Even if there is no beauty in the countryside, there must be pride in destroying a city.

30. A heartbreaking cry is not as good as a heartless smile.

3 1, if you want someone to love you, the best psychological preparation is not to let yourself love him. You should be strong and independent, seek more happiness, make yourself the focus of life, have sustenance, have goals and have a bright future ... In short, let yourself have enough sources to make yourself happy, and then be ready to accept or not accept each other's love.

32, crying, not because of weakness, but because of being strong for too long.

33. You may be out of my sight, but you have never been out of my thoughts.

34. I naively thought that not thinking, not listening, not seeing is forgetting.

35. A person with a rich heart is neither afraid of loneliness nor people, because when they are alone, they can open their inner world and keep quiet in the crowd.

36. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

37. A friend is someone who dares to be himself in front of them.

38. I found that after giving up the burden of leaving a good impression on others, one's heart will be so practical. A person doesn't have to be likable, but he can no longer be as devoted as I am now.

39. Memories are just a bowl of soup cooked by Meng Po. Has anyone been injured by new scars and old wounds that have passed through the intestine?

40, the entanglement in the heart, can be solved, is the knot, can not be solved, is robbery.

Editor's note: I remember when I was a teenager, everyone was sincere and sincere. At the railway station in the early morning, the long streets are dark and deserted, and the small shops selling soy milk are steaming. The past days passed more slowly. Carriages, horses and mail didn't arrive quickly. You need to love the right person all your life. The previous locks were also beautiful, and the keys were also beautiful and fashionable. If you lock it, people will understand.

Warm and romantic love: You are like a bowl of soup, which makes my heart never cold.

1. In fact, I can't imagine what life would be like without you.

I want to see you every morning when I see the sunshine.

I hope you can understand me, even if I say nothing.

4, this is my love, hold it, this is my heart, don't break it, this is my hand, hold it, we will stand together forever.

I laugh like an idiot at the thought of talking to you.

6. Will you know the mood I wrote for you, the signature I changed, and the invisibility I set for you? I hope I can make you understand my heart through my little actions.

7. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer: because it's you, because it's me.

8. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

9. You are the person I want to talk to most before going to bed in the morning. I like this feeling.

10, I am stupid, I am stupid, I have you who love me.

1 1. My happiness is to spend a warm life with you.

12, say sorry every time you fail to live up to expectations.

13, you see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, and you met me, which is really good.

14. If it snows, if we walk all the way without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Baishi?

15, all we have to do is hold each other's hands to the beginning, and leave the rest to fate.

16, the two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.

17, most of the time, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

18, tired again, bitter again, painful again, just because you like me.

19, suppose you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.

20, you are like a bowl of soup, so that my heart will never be cold.

Hardly had I finished eating a bowl of noodles when we failed.

1. If you don't meet a boy you like, you can only pretend to be heterosexual.

The biggest lie in the world is that I have read and agreed to use this clause.

3, you have feelings, I have desires, turn off the light, hey, I'll leave.

I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

6. I live on campus in high school. A classmate came home and asked him to help me get something. He sent a short message: Burn some clothes and money for me.

7. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

8. You are still the whole. Your name is Kuang Yun. You can also be called mine.

9. Can you stop being so boring, play with me and kick me out?

10. At that time, at that time, we were still very naive. No one can imagine that ten years later, we are just passers-by.

1 1. Why are children weak in speaking wisdom?

12. Even if you are tired after leaving, you won't look back. We don't matter.

13, when someone says you have changed, don't panic, it's only because you no longer live their way.

Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you Now, you have become the biggest secret in my heart.

15. Every time I meet you, my heart is always beating. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me.

16. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and his son? This is the difference.

Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her victory, but idlers don't dream of you. (Teacher's comment: Do you have a grudge against this person? )

18. Snow, like catkins, like reeds, like dandelions flying in the air, dancing with the wind.

19, fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Twenty, and the hair is straight.

2 1. Walking on a country road with a sad hairstyle.

22. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

23. Losing weight is not so easy. Does every piece of meat have its temper?

24. Actually, I really want to contact you, because I lack an identity.

I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.

26. The students started school. Although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

27. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, you stopped talking?

28. Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

29. I will not bow my head, I don't know how to retain, and I am not good at words. This could be me.

Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you. ...

3 1, my principle is: I won't commit a crime unless someone else commits a crime against me; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

32. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly; I won't sell this pig.

33. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

34. Speaking is not necessarily better than singing. But singing must be worse than talking.

35. True companionship can stand ups and downs and stand up to dullness.

36. I have a heart purer than pure milk and truer than real fruit.

37, left hand for right hand, right hand still can't get through. Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes.

38. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

39. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

40, eldest brother, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn.

4 1, don't be afraid to write a paper next semester! Writing a book: Omit 10,000 words here!

42. A drunk friend is a fool, but a loved one is a fool-

43. It always tickles your heart, thinking of going to the next level, but afraid of climbing high and cold, and making a mistake becomes hate.

44. Tick-tock, time slips away from my palm.

45. Learning bullying during exams is like Wifi, and all the people who want passwords are within the range of Fiona Fang 10 meter.