How to be sarcastic and rude

How can a confused person be sarcastic? For example, you can say that he has two sides. Good old man. Actually, what about the asshole? Not necessarily a bad guy, so is he. Trying to please both sides. Then no one will be offended. Such a direction can save two people, and one direction can save two people. Then you know it's a two-faced man. Don't tell her some myths. It's no use talking. Even one person can't solve your problem. How can people give you an answer if you make irresponsible remarks? I can only do it on both sides as long as he doesn't give it to you. There are school flowers on both sides, that is. That's enough. You have to solve the problem yourself. How can others tell you that outsiders can only be muddled people? Let you two weigh it, just stop arguing and talk it over. Hehe, congratulations to Sydney. That's very kind of you. But I think what about this muddleheaded person? Neither side. The person who sees the joke makes you haha and the person you hit tells a lie.