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There was a local official in the Tang Dynasty who had a bad career and everything, and often went out to play. One day, he came to Guo Jing Temple and stayed there for the night. In the middle of the night, he had a dream, in which an old monk said to him, "You have been a servant for three generations, and you have been a servant for three generations." After listening to the old monk's words, he suddenly realized that all his three lives were mediocre and accomplished nothing. After waking up from a dream, he made up his mind never to float and sink in the sea of officials again.
One day in the sun and one day in the cold-work hard for one day and do nothing for ten days.
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, many schools appeared, each with its own opinions, and went to various countries to lobby and publicize their own theories. These people are not only knowledgeable, but also eloquent, and often can persuade rulers to change their minds.
Mencius was a famous debater at that time. He helped the King of Qi to govern the country. When he saw that the King of Qi was fatuous, stubborn and credulous, he was very dissatisfied. He bluntly said to the king of Qi, "Your Majesty, you are so unwise! Although there are plants with strong vitality and easy growth in the world, can they survive if they are left in the sun for one day and then frozen in a cold place for ten days? My time with the king is very short. Even if you take some good advice from me and have a little determination to do good, those treacherous court officials will play the devil's advocate in front of you and cheat you as soon as I leave. Kings often believe their slanders. How can this make me achieve something? " He made another analogy: "Playing chess is a trivial matter, but if you don't concentrate, you can't learn well." Qiu Yi is the best chess player in China. He has two apprentices. One of them is very absorbed in learning chess and listens to Qiu Yi's guidance everywhere; The other is absent-minded, and has been thinking about shooting swans in the air with arrows. The same teacher studies at the same time, but his grades are quite different. This is not that their intelligence is different, but that their concentration is different! "
Mencius used two metaphors to tell the king of Qi to be persistent and attentive, otherwise he would not succeed.
Desperate
In the Western Zhou Dynasty, King Li lived in luxury and brutally oppressed the people. At that time, there was a loyal minister named, who often risked his life to remonstrate, hoping that King Li could turn over a new leaf, but instead of being taken seriously by King Li, he was laughed at by treacherous court officials.
KATTO was particularly anxious when he saw that the country was getting weaker, so he wrote a poem to warn these villains. The main idea of the poem is: it's not that I'm old, but that you treat your troubles as a joke. Worry can nip in the bud; However, once there are more and more troubles, it is like letting a flame burn, and there is no way to remedy it. Sure enough, people soon drove Zhou Liwang to a far away place and never let him come back.
Calling a deer a horse-deliberate misinterpretation
In the second Qin Dynasty, Zhao Gao, the prime minister, held the power of state affairs. He came up with an idea because he was afraid that some of his ministers would not obey. One day in the court, he took a sika deer and said to II, "Your Majesty, this is my famous horse. It can walk 1000 miles a day and 800 miles a night. " Junior laughed and said, "Shengsheng is obviously a deer, but you say it's a horse. Too wrong! " Zhao Gao said, "This is indeed a horse. How can your majesty say it is a deer? " The second doubt is for officials to judge. Everyone thinks that telling the truth will offend Cheng Xiang, and telling lies is afraid of deceiving your majesty, so they keep silent. At this time, Zhao Gao glared at the ministers, pointed to the deer and asked loudly, "Look, what round body, thin legs, thick ears and thick tail is this?" Everyone is afraid of Zhao Gao's influence. They don't say no, they just say it's a horse. Zhao Gao is very proud. The second is confusion. It's obviously a deer. Why does everyone say it's a horse? He thought he was crazy, and he became more and more confused. Everything in politics was completely manipulated by Zhao Gaolai.
Zhao Gao secretly killed the person who told the truth, and sent someone to kill II, which occupied the whole court and eventually led to the demise of the Qin Dynasty.
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