What is the best joke?

The girl came home in the middle of the night and was attacked by seven thugs. When she was in danger, an aunt stepped forward and saved the girl. In a radio interview, the aunt said: actually, I didn't think about anything at that time. I'm thinking about this good thing, but I can't take advantage of that little slut! A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She didn't meet for a long time, so she asked the policeman, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the mother toilet? A child found a woman's body by the river, so he called the police and said: A woman was killed by the river, with two big bags on her chest and a knife between her legs. There's a lot of blood. It is estimated that the time of death is too long, 1 has begun to grow hair at the cut. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you will become more beautiful. Unexpectedly, just after making a wish, the meteor came back and said to me, are you deliberately embarrassing me? ! "When we arrived at the platform, the car had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! "At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Wukong, don't chase me at night. When Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed and sticking out his head, he was frightened and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"! A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Answer: Give it a fart to smell. Is the hand will cover your nose, and the rest is your feet. The whole class fell down. The mother stood in front of the bank window with her child in her arms. The child ate bread and stuffed it into the cashier through the window. The cashier smiled and shook his head. Mother: Sorry, the child has just been to the zoo. Zhang San _ _ went to school. A. Go B. Come C. Go D. Go A: You can't answer this question. How did you do it right? B: You are blind! A. Meng B. Guess C. Write D. Choose 9. What are you doing? ! A: Ah B: Ah C: Ah D: Well, the blind man stuttered when riding a bike, stuttering to see the road, and suddenly he saw a deep ditch, stuttering and exclaiming: Gougougou! ! ! The blind man sang back, "Oh, oh, oh, oh!" " "So they fell into the ditch. Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and the mental derangement pressed him to the ground without saying anything, pointing a gun at his head! Question: What is 1+ 1=? The young man was frightened! Meditation for a long time ~ trembling answer: equal to 2 ```? That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then drag the gun in my arms ~ I said coldly: you know too much. The melon vendor said, "Come and eat watermelon, it's not sweet and it doesn't cost money"! Hungry passerby: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one. " Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in a room, and the woman draws a clear line and says, "It is the beast who crosses the border." Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line. The woman slapped the man hard: "You are worse than an animal." The next day, the men and women in the same room still drew a cordon. The man took the last lesson and planned to cross the line late at night, but he didn't succeed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, "I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal." A Dai said it was the worst joke in history, and he asked Agua if he would like to hear it. Agua: Just skip the place that is too yellow. A Dai: OK! The joke is, skip, skip, skip ... it's over!