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Skipping classes: The West Chamber, Kunming Lake, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, the Flower Sea Lanting in Jay Chou, the daughter of S.H.E, should be self-improvement, butterfly lovers, li

Skipping classes: The West Chamber, Kunming Lake, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, the Flower Sea Lanting in Jay Chou, the daughter of S.H.E, should be self-improvement, butterfly lovers, listening to simple music sung by angels. Play truant and be extremely bookish

Singer: Hou Xian album: Gu Wan

(Frosty night, Jiang Feng, fishing and sleeping. In the lonely Hanshan Temple outside Suzhou, the bell that rang in the middle of the night reached the passenger ship.

Who's making trouble? Who's making trouble? )

(rap:

I am a truant. I carry 55 Jin.

Hip-hop rhythm, chanting, walking in the sea of books like the wind.

Don't climb old paper, Yueyang Tower doesn't go home with Zhang Zhi, walk slowly.

Refuse to clone stereotypes and carve my identity)

About the spring of Li Qing's fourth year.

Two or three sounds came from the sea of books.

Mr. Wang says I'm not stupid

A pestle can be ground into a needle-it's steady.

Three hundred Tang Poems

A thin scholar who climbs the lattice

Jiugongge Zhongti nightlight

Explain the rhythm neatly.

Li Bai and Du Fu's Economics

How many floors are there in the Yellow Crane Tower?

The canoe carried a sleepy head.

Duke Zhou can't understand it.

Artists in Dongpo's Works

Palace merchants clearly levy feather standards.

What apes crow on both sides of the Taiwan Strait?

Ask me if my wings are stuffy

Bird-watching tower

Up a flight of stairs, there is the rhythm of kicking again.

Complain about willow trees

Is it enough to jump level 6 in the sandstorm outside the Great Wall?

Ask Yangzhou

When did the March fireworks promise to quietly follow me through the back door?

Hum a song

There is no cliff in playing truant, and extremely bookish people like to talk into the microphone.

Playing truant, nerds read four books and five classics every day.

Tang poetry and Song poetry are willful.

But I'm just myself.

Playing truant, being extremely bookish, escaping from theory.

Will you be tired?

Ask how much thick ink there is

What Tang, what poem

Shu Hai, who plays truant, is practicing calligraphy.

What tune? What tune?

Cut class plays remix in class.

Who is studying? )

The Romance of the West Chamber

Word: Hou Xian

Song: Hou Xian.

Arranged by Hou Xian

(Rap: I crossed the west wing. I'm over 18 years old, dancing and writing-)

Walking through the west wing, I smelled a fragrance.

The lady next door is still among the flowers.

Shoes have forgotten their original direction.

Stop at the age of eighteen or nineteen and feel blue.

How to reward the flowers in the flowerpot?

Compare this girl with it.

May a piece of flower paste be made next to the flower.

It doesn't take March to be intoxicating.

The day before the summer solstice

The scholar walked into the west wing again.

Miss Encounter is enjoying flowers on the windowsill, waiting for rainy days.

How many times have you read famous poems and copied many volumes of famous paintings?

There is an ignorant scholar's dream in The West Chamber.

I passed the west wing again.

A daydream twelve years ago.

Write down who you were.

Prelude to Water Melody

I'll go to the west wing of the White House again,

Twelve years later, in boy genius.

The flowers are still there, and the building is empty.

That flower often blooms, but it is difficult to stay.

Whose peach blossoms are in bloom,

Who is humming under the flowers?

It's still early to catch up with the scholars.

I want to sign up and smell a fragrance through the west wing.

The lady next door is still among the flowers.

Shoes have forgotten their original direction.

Stop at the age of eighteen or nineteen and feel blue.

How to reward the flowers in the flowerpot?

Compare this girl with it.

May a piece of flower paste be made next to the flower.

It doesn't take March to be intoxicating.

The day before the summer solstice

The scholar walked into the west wing again.

Miss Encounter is enjoying flowers on the windowsill, waiting for rainy days.

How many times have you read famous poems and copied many volumes of famous paintings?

There is an ignorant scholar's dream in The West Chamber.

I passed the west wing again.

A daydream twelve years ago.

Write down who you were.

Prelude to Water Melody

I'll go to the west wing of the White House again,

Twelve years later, in boy genius.

The flowers are still there, and the building is empty.

That flower often blooms, but it is difficult to stay.

Kunming Lake-Hou Xian

Words/Music/Arrangement/Singing: Hou Xian

I forgot to travel three thousand miles in spring, and Kunming sent the lake to welcome the rain, mistaking it for Su Causeway.

The pale shadow and thin lake cast a green, newly torn Xiao Cui satin dress.

If you make a mistake, you will take advantage of the wonderful fun of spring. The shore is 17 sentences away from Kunming, and the poetry is crowded.

Cloud tea is waiting for water, and two minutes of spring pervades the lake.

Don't be silent, just remember.

When spring comes, flowers bloom and spring returns.

The lake has a landscape hall, but the heart lives in Kunming.

The camouflaged tea horse sent you away.

Kunming turned the lake into tears.

I want to give my heart to spring and warm it again.

Catkin hidden last year is very precious.

When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.

Rap:

Love Kunming by mistake, love is more failure than not love.

Lost to reserved postmodernism, say goodbye to me!

I don't cry.

I walked around the guest warm seats in Kunming. Sven's classmates spoke Pu 'er language, and I didn't know what to say.

Warm and cold have explored two or three sentences with each other, and occasionally someone should greet them.

Dan Qing's long-lost life experience, burning the lamp * * * is reluctant, and the moon is also jealous.

Needle and thread asked Miss Bridge, whose green is the embroidery?

The table sighed at the chair and ordered her daughter.

Pick half a pear by Kunming Lake.

Wake up in spring and summer and move the scenery outside the window.

The dumb bird wants to get married.

Kunming turned the lake into tears.

I want to give my heart to spring and warm it again.

Catkin hidden last year is very precious.

When I miss you, I melt the ice into tears.

(Half a cup of tea and half a cup of sand at the bottom of the lake, half a sentence and half a song "The nearest flower"

Half a cup of tea and half a cup of sand at the bottom of the lake, accompanied by half a person)

(The tears of Kunming Lake steamed half a year ago, and followed Yun Fei to the south.

Lying in the rain slowly, returning the teacups under the colorful clouds)

Tang Songyuan Ming and Qing Dynasties

Lyrics: Hou Xian

300 casual passers-by readings

Who persuaded the frost on the ground to come back to my bed?

Whose face has been thinned by studying hard at the cold window?

Lanting put it in front of your box.

A roll of blank hearts is undeclared.

Tears in the inkstone

There is a bright moon at the end of the 24 th Bridge.

I can't bear to vomit Tibetan poems. Goodbye.

Shake the dust off the pillow.

The ending still reverberates in my ears.

The hazy moon turns with you.

Night in Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties

Who kept it from you? A few wounds.

We sang softly.

I sing seven words and you count six strings.

Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties have long gone their separate ways.

Looking back, the light was gone.

Only loneliness is shining.

Tang Ye has a heavy heart.

Farewell poems are useless.

Stay away from old faces

The rain tomorrow night doesn't understand.

A fleeting flower goes up in smoke.

How many dreams have passed?

Don't hide your makeup with tears.

Cut off the spring breeze last year.

The article is lonely, borrow paper to continue.

Can't go back to the past.

Farewell song

Silk and bamboo have been wasted for many years.

Dust 45 yuan

The pen is attached to me, filling in Xijiang Moon.

Qin Xin lingers, and you sigh "Spring is gone"

Awaken the beauty in poetry

Never tired of rhyming, even if it is far away.

The hazy moon turns with you.

Night in Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties

Who kept it from you? A few wounds.

We sang softly.

I sing seven words and you count six strings.

Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties have long gone their separate ways.

Looking back, the light was gone.

Only loneliness is shining.

Jasmine in the book

Only this elegance remains after withering.

The hazy moon turns with you.

Night in Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties

Who kept it from you? A few wounds.

We sang softly.

I sing seven words and you count six strings.

Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties have long gone their separate ways.

Looking back, the light was gone.

Only loneliness shines (I don't want to miss it again in my life)

The hazy moon turns with you.

Night in Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties

Who kept it from you? A few rolls.

We sang softly.

I sing seven words and you count six strings.

Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties will all say goodbye at last.

Looking back, the light was gone.

Only loneliness is shining.

Whose face has been thinned by studying hard at the cold window?

Lanting put it in front of your box.

A roll of blank hearts is undeclared.

Tears in the inkstone

sea of flowers

All the flowers are still.

Distant, clear love

It's depressing, but I like it.

I didn't know it was called love at that time.

You like standing on the windowsill.

You haven't been here for a long time.

Colored time is dyed blank.

It is your tears that make you dizzy.

I don't want you to leave.

Distance is inseparable.

Missing has become the sea.

You can't get in outside the window.

Forgive me for speaking too fast.

Love is an obstacle.

The kite in your hand can't come back too early.

I don't want you to leave.

Memory can't be pulled away.

I owe you love.

I'm waiting to start over.

The sky is still bright.

It likes the sea.

The love song was defeated.

Love no longer exists.

You like standing on the windowsill.

You haven't been here for a long time.

Colored time is dyed blank.

It is your tears that make you dizzy.

I don't want you to leave.

Distance is inseparable.

Missing has become the sea.

You can't get in outside the window.

Forgive me for speaking too fast.

Love is an obstacle.

The kite in your hand can't come back too early.

I don't want you to leave.

Memory can't be pulled away.

I owe you love.

I'm waiting to start over.

The sky is still bright.

It likes the sea.

The love song was defeated.

Love no longer exists.

Preface of the Orchid Pavilion

Lanting Lintie runs like running water.

Under the moon, the door is as thin as your steps.

Rushed into the Yi Tuo Millennium Monument

But it's hard to expand your beauty

Who can I really give the original to?

How many dishes are served with yellow rice wine?

The afterglow of the sunset is as intoxicated as your shyness.

The copy is easy to write, but the ink is not returned.

Leave a aftertaste for you.

Who made a line of cinnabar rings?

It has nothing to do with romance. My preface is waiting for your reply.

Hanging a pen is necessary, there are thousands of waves on the shore.

It is wrong to put pen to paper.

And I am the only one who lacks your lifelong understanding.

It has nothing to do with romance. My preface is waiting for your reply.

Hanging a pen is necessary, there are thousands of waves on the shore.

It is wrong to put pen to paper.

And I am the only one who lacks your lifelong understanding.

It has nothing to do with romance. My preface is waiting for your reply.

Hanging a pen is necessary, there are thousands of waves on the shore.

It is wrong to put pen to paper.

And I am the only one who lacks your lifelong understanding.

With a flick of a finger, the whole city disappeared in an instant.

Looking back at Qingshiban Street, I smile at you gracefully.

Do you hate it? Shake your head and sigh.

Who made you frown?

The boudoir, on the other hand, smells like rouge.

People fly to the south and turn around to see your tears.

How to sleep with a handful of memories in your hand?

Why worry about sewing embroidered shoes and complaining about needles?

If flowers blame butterflies, who will you blame?

It has nothing to do with romance. My preface is waiting for your reply.

Hanging a pen is necessary, there are thousands of waves on the shore.

It is wrong to put pen to paper.

And I am the only one who lacks your lifelong understanding.

It has nothing to do with romance. My preface is waiting for your reply.

Calligraphy is innocent and fearless of human right and wrong.

For several nights in a row, rain fell on banana leaves.

I'm waiting for Chun Lei to remind you who you love.

Girls should be self-reliant.

E: Please, tears are not diamonds and pearls.

Crying all the time, can you get rich overnight?

Who told you about the prince?

Why don't you ride a white horse yourself?

H: Losing love, losing all the beautiful mistakes.

Open champagne to celebrate your narrow escape.

Yes, he just doesn't fit.

Take off your clothes and dance in love.

I know this must be a little difficult.

H: But our hearts should be strong.

E: People who say goodbye to the wrong people are not lost.

H: Let's get closer to happiness.

E: love rolls up a thousand waves (e: the more ruthless, the more thoughtful, the more hard)

E: We girls should be self-reliant (together: we can protect ourselves among innocent girls).

E: getting hurt is a big deal (e: yesterday's wound will be tomorrow's gift)

It will make us more beautiful.

(Together: Dingmei must be her savior)

H: Let me see. It will still be bright and bring the sunrise.

You will be reborn after the pain is relieved.

E: wasting time keeping frogs as pets.

Save enough energy to save animals in the whole universe.

H: Losing love, losing a cowardly traitor.

Set off fireworks and cheer for the next hero.

S: That's right. Opening the box is a more beautiful gift.

Smile and dance, from leisure to love.

You know, this must be a little difficult.

H: But our hearts are strong.

E: it's not a loss to end the wrong dream.

H: It makes us deserve to be happier.

E: love rolls up a thousand waves (e: the more ruthless, the more thoughtful, the more hard)

E: We girls should be self-reliant (together: we can protect ourselves among innocent girls).

E: getting hurt is a big deal (e: yesterday's wound will be tomorrow's gift)

It will make us more beautiful.

E: Who is afraid of the waves of love? (e) The more ruthless, the more attentive, and the more people there are. )

E: We girls should strive for self-improvement (S: bravest, strongest, gentlest and most virtuous).

E: No one needs to give sunshine (H: Good and bad are gains, not burdens).

E: We are the sun ourselves (together: Top Girl will be our savior).

Together: T-O-P wants TOPGIRL?

Everyone says

T-O-P wants top girls!

Who will be afraid of the waves of love (e: the more ruthless and thoughtful, the more people will turn their backs)

We girls should strive for self-improvement (we are the bravest, strongest, gentlest and kindest).

No one needs to give sunshine (e: both good and bad are gains, not burdens)

We are the sun ourselves (Top Girl will be our savior)

Well, it should be Liang Shanbo and Juliet ... = =

Liang Shanbo and Juliet

My heart, song for you

The lyrics are too sweet.

But I'm shy and I don't have the courage.

Tell you I love you

Why don't you talk?

Don't you understand my heart?

No matter how you show it.

I'll say I do.

thousands and thousands of words

There is only one sentence.

Confess my heart

thousands and thousands of words

Just a word.

Will keep us close together.

I love you. You are my Juliet.

Juliet

I want to be your Liang Shanbo.

Happy every day.

Romantic every night

love

forever

Don't let go.

I love you

I love you. You are my Romeo.

A lovestruck man

I want to be your Zhu Yingtai.

Happy every day.

Romantic every night

Beautiful love bless the future.

Why don't you talk?

Without saying a word.

Is it because you don't understand my heart?

No matter how you show it.

I'll say I do.

Listen to angels sing.

Ask the angels to sing.

When I am very unhappy

I really need something to warm my heart.

Ask the angel to sing a song.

When you are tired

Let me feel it.

Be embraced

S: Look up at the sky and feel the wind.

You said you wanted the stars to understand.

Whenever the mood falls to the bottom.

I think of you and make me believe.

H: Open the window, and the air will be connected with courage.

Smile and watch angels fly by.

Listen to the angels sing.

We should all be happy.

The love in your palm has been received.

Listen to the angels sing.

New colors in the world

Touching gives off warm heat.

Every time I want to see an angel's face.

You will appear in my heart.

Until today, I suddenly realized

You are an angel. How could I not notice?

H: Open the window and listen to the melody you sent me.

I want to fly into your heart with a smile.

Listen to the angels sing.

We should all be happy.

The love in your palm has been received.

Listen to the angels sing.

New colors in the world

Touching gives off warm heat.

S: It turns out that true love is around.

H: Be happy and sad with me again and again.

H: Nothing has changed.

Listen to the angels sing.

We should all be happy.

The love in your palm has been received.

Listen to the angels sing.

New colors in the world

Touching gives off warm heat.

Ask the angels to sing.

When I am very unhappy

I really need something to warm my heart.

Ask the angel to sing a song.

When you are tired

Let me feel it.

Be embraced

Suddenly, I want to kick your ass.