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Funny Quotations Describing Indifference (60 Selected Sentences)
2、? I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.
3、? It's cold. Can you lend me a hug?
4、? It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.
5、? Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.
6、? Others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.
7、? The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.
8、? If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.
9、? I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.
10、? I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.
1 1、? The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
12、? It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.
13、? Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.
14、? There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that you feel cold.
15、? I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
16、? It's cold, and we have someone to hug and clothes for those who don't.
17、? It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.
18、? It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.
19、? The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
20、? Cold is just a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.
2 1、? It must be true love that can make you put your cold hand on his back when it is cold.
22、? It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.
23、? No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change.
24、? Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and unconscious.
25、? The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.
26、? Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.
27、? The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
28、? After you left, there was no warm hug and embrace. You are always shivering with cold in this cold winter.
29、? May someone warm your hand when it is cold. May a bright person live in your heart.
30、? Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.
3 1、? It's getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.
32、? Winter is coming, and the weather is getting cold. Your warmth and coldness are in my heart. Autumn leaves are everywhere, geese are returning home, think of me and put on more clothes.
33、? If a dog gets in your way in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.
34、? Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
35、? The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.
36、? No matter how busy you are at work, just remember that I will always take care of you and wish you all the best. I hope you can have a sunny mood every day this winter!
37、? When the cold wave comes, keep warm, be healthy, exercise regularly, eat well and sleep well, be broad-minded, be healthy, control your desires, be calm, take care of yourself and be broad-minded.
38、? It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."
39、? SMS does not need to be reasonable, but it needs to be sincere; Blessing doesn't need to be contacted often, but it needs to be remembered. A warm concern for you: pay attention to adding clothes in cold weather!
40、? Baby, it's cold. Remember to put on more clothes, okay? Eat on time, go out less if you have nothing to do, and cover yourself at night. Don't give me the cold. Be obedient
4 1、? Pay attention to cold protection in cold weather, and three parts are particularly important. When the head is cold, it is easy to have a headache and gastrointestinal discomfort. Cold in the back can affect the lumbar spine, joints and internal organs; Cold hands and feet are easy to catch a cold
42、? It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...
43、? It's cold, I'll give you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is thoughtful, the sleeves are considerate, and the buttons are not lacking; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, be sure to be happy!
44、? The wind is blowing and the snow is falling. At this time, I suddenly found that the romantic season has quietly arrived. Think of distant friends, I hope you: take care! I wish you a happy winter
45、? Pay attention in cold weather, pay attention in cold weather! Take care of yourself and put on more clothes in cold weather. There is a constant topic, that is, I miss you so much. Let me tell you another secret that I can only tell you, that is, I love you!
46、? It's cold, the night is long, the leaves turn yellow, the wind is coming, the birds are running away, and the fruits are beginning to smell fragrant. I miss you, wish you good health and all the best!
47、? I'll catch a little cold. I will give you a coat. Make the fabric with sincerity, take love as thread, embroider blessings on the inner layer, use warm cotton on the interlayer, and finally fasten the care button. Take good care of yourself in cold weather.
48、? It's cold and the road is too far. I can't send you a warm coat or a warm embrace, so I have to send you a message with blessings. I hope you don't catch a cold, you are healthy and everything is fine!
49、? Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. When winter comes, I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment, satisfied every minute and happy every second.
50、? It's raining at the west window, but the cold is still coming. The sunshine in winter is melancholy, not to mention the cold and rainy winter, and the drizzle keeps hitting my heart. I wish you a short message. I feel blue in rainy days. It's freezing to keep me healthy!
5 1、? It's cold, I want to send you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.
52、? Snowflakes are bookmarks of my good memories, and dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a happy day with my sincere greetings!
53、? No matter whether it is cold or hot, people need constant temperature. Where they catch cold, they should be warmed up. Put on more clothes. Be careful of catching a cold. Take care of yourself! Take a break when you have time.
54、? Another cold air, a layer of spring rain and a layer of cold; No matter how tired you are at work, you also put a smile on your face; Cherish friendship, always remember, but don't forget to send text messages; The cold snap is coming to remind you, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold!
55、? It's cold, the bear got into the tree hole, the snake was busy molting, and you became lazy. You want to sleep when you are full. Your partner told you to go back to your nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my message before hibernation.
56、? It is cold and foggy. Look at the wind outside the window. People are very busy, the work is very heavy, and the time is too tight to spare time; Although the money is small and the people are poor, we should still send blessings: it is cold in winter, take care of yourself, be healthy and safe, and be relaxed.
57、? The cold wind blows hard and the drizzle is raining, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home, "It's cold, take care of your health."
58、? Leaves fall, bringing prayers of the wind; The grass withered, bringing the rain to leave; It's cold, which brings the throat of winter; I am here, send a short message to wish you good health and all the best!
59、? May the cold wind blow away with troubles, snowflakes dance with happiness, and happiness shines in winter, conveying information with heart. Don't forget to get dressed in cold weather. Health is the most important!
60、? In the sudden cold weather, I want to know your news from a distance. Do you pay attention to your health, take care of yourself and the pressure of life and work? I can't replace you. I will send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and put on clothes when it's cold!
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