What are some humorous and philosophical quotations?

1. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

2. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one wants to talk to you for five minutes.

3. There is no difficulty in choosing, not just because there is no money.

4. Many people travel just to change places, find a WIFI and play with a mobile phone.

5. When you say that you want to fly your dreams in big cities and realize the value of life, in the final analysis, you just want to get a job.

6. All the people who complain about social injustice and system translate only one sentence: Please give me money, women and social status.

7. "Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream." "Who are you, who can win the world's opposition?" ?

8. Boys like girls without makeup, which means girls who are beautiful without makeup.

Before the age of 9 or 3, you lived a hard life. After the age of 3, you get used to it.

1. Time makes people confused. When you are young, there are some things that you can't understand. When you do, the years have changed.

11. The weak are all like this. They feel that there is too much helplessness in life and they are powerless to change.

12. There can really be pure friendship between men and women. As long as one kills and doesn't say anything, the other plays the fool to the end.

13. Life will make you suffer for a while, and then you will suffer for a lifetime after you get used to it.

14. Life is not just about the present, but also about poems that you can never read and distant places that you can't reach.

15. Many times, others are kind to you, not because others like you, but because they like being kind to others.

16. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

17. Time is a butcher's knife. It is aimed at those who are good-looking, and it can do nothing about those who are ugly.

18. What I am most afraid of is that the relationship suddenly becomes weak, but you don't even know the reason.

19. Swearing is just a language auxiliary word used to help me vent my emotions, which has nothing to do with my quality.

2. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat meat, never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

21. For most people, working hard is just to live, and don't be crowned with the lofty reason of working hard to succeed.