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You are suitable for sleeping in a pigsty. How to reply?

There are four answers.

1, calm smile method. When the other side is violent, the calmer we are, the more tolerant we can show. For example, we can say, "You are happy. Let people around you see each other's jokes. 2. Agree with the way of counterattack. To make your counterattack more powerful, you can follow your opponent first, just like playing Tai Chi, and then pull him back and push him out, so that he will be in bring disgrace to oneself. 3. Leverage method. It is to combine what the other party said about you with some characteristics of the other party and then type it back. 4. People have established a comparative method. If the other party attacks your personal settings with malicious language, the best way is to follow the attack path of the other party and respond to him in a more exaggerated, incredible and humorous way.

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