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How to make girls happy with jokes that make girlfriends happy?

1, Xiaoming is constipated in the toilet. Suddenly, he saw a man rushing in, and suddenly it was stormy. Dude, I really envy you, so soon! Envy what? I haven't had time to take off my pants yet!

2. The young couple quarreled and threw the pillow downstairs. A beggar happened to pass by, very happy, and then flew off a quilt. The beggar was ecstatic. Touching his tears, he rushed upstairs and shouted, upstairs brother, please throw that woman down!

3. One day, the 7-year-old son took a bath with his father, and his wife cooked next to the bathroom. The son asked his father, Your things are so big and mine are so small. My father said: mine is a big Ben and yours is a small BMW. Hearing this, the wife said, it's still a big rush, and the mountain road is going to turn. The husband said unhappily, I was on the old road, but I just arrived on the new road!

Xiao Ming: Come and see, I'm on TV! Xiao Wang: Why are you crawling around on TV? Come down, don't step on the TV!