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Passing through the mountains, all the anecdotes seem to be known in the old days. I still remember traveling in my dream, Jiangnan Jiangbei. An old friend can save several lives by carrying branches. Laugh at the dust, work hard every year and grow into a guest. Destroy land, southeast; Heroic things, sad songs and tears. Washed away by the west wind without a trace of dust. Lou Guanfu people have gone, and the flag is white before it is rolled. Sighing that the joys and sorrows of life have turned to mutual search, we still cherish it today. Luffy's "Against the Phoenix"

For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

There is no road in the world! There are more female drivers, and there are roads everywhere ... Wang Nima's Great Escape.

The saddest thing is that a person chats with himself several times more than others, but suddenly disappears and there is no news anymore.

Light and darkness don't suit you. Then I will run counter to this world for the rest of my life. Before fate, I will hold your hand. Lufei's "Phoenix Dance"

Three thousand is prosperous, and a hundred years later, it's just a handful of yellow sand. Only you are my world.

Gentlemen don't joke, concubines wait a hundred years.

When I was young and frivolous, I met my old country by mistake. Old dreams are shining and dancing in the building. The Magic Beastmaster: Against the Phoenix by Luffy

Once the storm is over, the ground is red. Wet flowers, how sad, but things change.

Your name, my heart.

They said the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

The highest level of friends is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

I love you, I have loved a complete person.

Worry will appear in your eyes if you cover it for a long time.

Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a man.

Trouble comes from love, fear comes from love. If you leave your lover, you have no worries and fears. Buddha said the karma sutra of the wonderful color king.

There are countless fireworks in the long street. You look back with the lights, the pavilions are short, the world of mortals is rolling, and I sigh again.

If not alone, who will defend a city? City and love always have such a relationship. We will go to that city because of a person, because it is a city of love; We will also leave a city because of a person, which is a desperate and injured city. Qingcheng Mountain in Le Xiaomi

Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever. A cold, "Old Dreams of Southern Tang Dynasty: Mountains and Rivers are Silent forever"

Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time. Nancy ◎ ◎ ◎ (full text)

Seeing a user with a beautiful avatar and a meaningful name can't help but click on the homepage, not only because he is too lonely.

I filled the mountains and seas, but I found you in the clouds. You stopped where I can't reach.

I want to drink some wine so that I can miss weightlessness and be blown away by the wind.

▽ Later, people lying on the blacklist also stepped on colorful clouds to illuminate the whole world at first.

I am full of love for you but I don't say a word. You know what you know, but you don't know what you don't know Even if the love in your mouth is less than one thousandth of your heart.

Looking at the present, online games that eat people have replaced beautiful fairy tales. Traditional fairy tales preach the triumph of justice over evil, while cannibal online games do the opposite, preaching violence and extreme negative emotions. Hu Hu yi hong Qing quan

The poison tongue is coming, not only fast, but also many. Southern Weekend

We have lived in hypocrisy for too long, and people generally suffer from the lack of truth in interpersonal relationships. Self-help books, warm TV plays and excessive politeness between people are all necessary, but they are so suffocating that you need a poisonous tongue to pierce the dull air and open a window. Southern Weekend

Playing games is about attitude, and the emotions in the game will be magnified 10 times. While enjoying the freedom brought by virtualization, we should also have the determination to bear great pain.

Love is not spoken, but slowly released in life with the years. Jian Lian

I would like to fall into hell and turn it into a shura for you. You won't be sad or love in this life, you can only adapt with me.

With a Tu Longdao in his left hand, heroes all over the world will bend over and throw a hundred-dollar bill in his right hand, making everyone smile in the wind.

There are many people online, so I can't be myself offline.

Don't think that the world can't turn around without yourself, and don't give up on yourself because you are young.

Although the internet has narrowed the distance between people who are far away from you, it has opened the distance between people around you.

After all, the network is virtual, just a small microcosm of our life. People's dark side, justice, feelings and so on. A series of emotions, whether positive or negative, will be infinitely amplified here.

Help a mountain and river, just to change your smile and eyes and grow old with you.

This is a good point. I am speechless. I love you half the country and half the glory, I love you half awake and half drunk, mixed with strangers. Who can tell the truth, joys and sorrows?

I don't read many books, so don't lie to me. My dream is great every day. When you wave the sleeve paper to draw a landscape, that day you crushed the agarwood of Chang 'an's poems, but the result was just a flower in the mirror.

Whether we play the internet or the internet plays us.

Love Words _ About Love Words _ Describe Good Sentences

The dreamer said: The person who misses you deeply carries you forward, which means that she has been silently accompanying you and pulling you forward. But if she turns back, it means that the road has come to an end and you need to go alone. So, he looked forward to the man turning back, but he was afraid of her turning back. The Witch's Cat "The Killing of Yan in Sansheng III"

To the Oak If I love you, I will never show off by your high branches: If I love you, I will never imitate the spoony bird and repeat the monotonous song for the shade; It is not only like spring, but also brings cool comfort all year round; It is not just like a dangerous peak, it increases your height and sets off your dignity. Even during the day. Even spring rain. No, these are not enough! I must be a kapok beside you, standing with you as a tree. Roots, close to the ground, leaves, lingering in the clouds. Every time a gust of wind blows, we greet each other, but no one understands us. You have your copper branches and iron stems, like a knife, like a sword, like a halberd, and I have my red flowers, like the heavy water of Shuting.

After having a big dream, I saw flowers like Fei in my eyes, like seeing an old friend in heaven. Pastor "robber"

Two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you. Gu Man's "Not My Charm"

I really love you when I want you to get what you want; When I want you to get what I want you to get, I love myself through you. Talk to God

Eone。 We love our own concepts and selves. We have never loved anyone. We love what we think of a person, not what we think, that is, ourselves. Femando pessoa's "Surprise Record"

I'm waiting for someone to pick me up. Abich, snakes, scorpions and abandoned princesses.

Happiness is a kind of dance, in which the mind is relaxed and quiet. Happiness is a bath, giving people the pleasure of loving themselves and enjoying love at the same time. Happiness is physical and mental comfort and relaxation, and happiness is a kind of harmony and tranquility. Bi Shumin's Seven Colors of Happiness

Kindness is free. Love is free. Kindness and love are free. Cinderella

I can finally talk about you with my friends calmly, just like talking about a passerby.

To love someone is to accept, like and even enjoy the trouble that this person has brought you.

Love is like a tree, it grows on its own, deeply rooted in our hearts, and can continue to thrive even on the ruins of our hearts. The more blind this feeling is, the more tenacious and incredible it is. It's strongest when it doesn't make sense. Hugo Notre Dame de Paris (full text)

Why the earth is round is because the lost lover is reunited with Gu Man's Why Shengxiao Mo.

My love is deeper than the deepest sea. If you look into my eyes, you will see the abyss and the fish swimming in my eyes. Ten sins of spiders

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

Happy sentences _ About happy sentences _ Describe good sentences

Only empty-handed people know the joy of running. Annie, baby, "teaching assistant"

The reason is very simple. If you want to be happy in reality, you must have a material foundation. Can't say: even if you want to find a clean toilet to enjoy the pleasure of excretion, you have to pay 20 cents.

Finding out the whereabouts of the enemy, uprooting him and taking all his property is a person's greatest happiness. Jenghiz Khan

Most men are like this. No matter how strong the girl they fall in love with is, she is just a girl. She has always wanted to avoid her being frightened and miserable. She should feel at ease when she is full of food and drink. Seven sons of "Hua" in Tang Dynasty

The tree of desire, you use happiness as fertilizer. As your bark thickens and hardens, your treetops want to be close to the sun. Baudelaire's Flowers of Evil

Whether a person is noble or not lies not in how others think of him, but in how he thinks of himself. Spencer's Happy Education Method

Do happy things with lovers, regardless of robbery and fate. Time flies by James J.S. Wong (full text)

Everyone has an angel who will always watch over him/her. If this angel thinks your life is too sad and your mood is too sad, then he will become someone around you, maybe your friend, maybe your lover, maybe your parents, maybe a stranger you have only met once. These people quietly appear in your life, spend a short happy time with you, and then he will leave quietly. Then you will have good memories in your life. Even if your road is covered with snow and ice in the future, you can still remember those happy things and be brave. Jing M.Guo's Summer of Solstice Has Not yet Arrived.

You see, the clouds are hovering and the wind is hovering. This is my shortest confession. Qi pupil "Pinellia ternata is not dead"

What matters is not where you come from, but where you can go. What matters is not what university you graduated from, but what kind of life you can live after graduation. What matters is not who you know, but who will know you. What matters is not how good you are now, but how long you can be good. What matters is not how many people love you, but who you are happiest with. Liu Tong

Compared with the happiness in this world, all the achievements are nothing. Le Jia's super speaker.

How humble a person is in front of the wide world, how happy he will be. Liu Yu sent you a bullet.

I, Mr. Murong, swear to the earth, the sky, the clouds, the wind, the flowers and the rainbow that I only love Chu in my life, and I will let her live happily until her death. Meteor shower

With all due respect, what can bring happiness to the mind can only be the highest product of human wisdom. Below this, it will only bring pain; And this kind of low-grade goods is out of utilitarian ideas. Wang Xiaobo's The Joy of Thinking

The books you love to read are the books you should read. There is always something you like to read in the vast sea of books, so read it. Don't waste your life if you don't like watching it. If reading ancient Chinese is irritating, read this article. The main purpose of reading is to get happiness in the process of reading and enjoy the fun brought by reading, and the fun is getting stronger and stronger. After ten years of amateur reading of ancient Chinese, the pleasure of reading is definitely serious. Wesley Ni

I want to give you a hug and let the whole world know. Love O2O.

Don't live too tired or too busy; Don't be too expensive if you want to eat, and don't waste if you want to wear it; If you are upset, find a friend to get together. If you fall asleep, go to bed. Peace of mind is always the most beautiful, and every day is happy.

Perhaps unhappiness stems from only one perspective to choose from. Perhaps the source of unhappiness is that we look at the world from a single angle. Allen de Botton

Delaying satisfaction means rearranging the order of happiness and pain in life without coveting temporary comfort: first, face the problem directly and feel the pain; Then, solve the problem and enjoy greater happiness, which is the only feasible way of life. Scott parker, "The Road Few People Take"

I am ignorant, I am happy; You are shameless, you go to hell.

On my colleague's birthday, the four of us agreed to send her a happy birthday at 0: 00, and each of us sent a word. I got the second one. As a result, they sent it the next day, and only I sent a Japanese word.

Happiness is a kind of dance, in which the mind is relaxed and quiet. Happiness is a bath, giving people the pleasure of loving themselves and enjoying love at the same time. Happiness is physical and mental comfort and relaxation, and happiness is a kind of harmony and tranquility. Bi Shumin's Seven Colors of Happiness

My happiness is loving you, and my comfort is missing you. Whether you will be kind to me is not my concern. Zhu Shenghao's Love Letter Zhu Shenghao

The circle with missing corners missed the opportunity the first time it found the right corner, but it was destroyed by excessive force the second time. Finally finished, only to find that the perfect circle lost the scenery and original happiness along the way because it rolled too fast. Finally, he suddenly realized that maturity is the carving of time, and the original imperfection is the greatest perfection. The Lost Corner by Schell Feinstein

Never envy other people's lives, even if that person looks happy and rich. Never judge whether others are happy or not, even if that person looks lonely and helpless. Happiness is like drinking water, understand it. You are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

What is the test of sixty years compared with the eternal happiness of the region or the forever boiling oil? Red and black in Stendhal.

I think: happiness in your hands should be simple and transparent. Just like two geese, snuggling together and flying across the sky, so simple and so happy. Jing M.Guo's The Edge of Love and Pain

Love each other, but don't make love: let it be the sea flowing between the sand banks of your souls. Fill each other's glasses, but don't sip in the same cup. Increase each other's bread, but don't eat the same piece. Dancing and singing happily in one place, but still leaving each other alone. Even the strings on the piano are separated, although they vibrate in the same tone. Ji Bolun is a prophet.

If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere.

I want to convince your father. But I won't threaten my father with death. What if I become a photographer? I earn less, my house is smaller, my car is smaller, but I will be very happy, really happy. Everything I have done for you is not hypocritical. I always listen to you, even once. Let me listen to my own voice. Please, dad. Live a good life, my child. Bollywood made a scene with three fools.

I am the one who tells you happy birthday every year. Once in person, once entrusted to call your dormitory, and the other two times I told my diary and drew a cake. You won't appear at my birthday party. I am the person who is far away and many people can know which small piece of color is reflected from your clothes into my eyes. You are not one of the people who will meet me in the distance. I'll sit behind you, and I'll recognize the difference between your two white T-shirts. You are not the kind of person who will tell me that the back of your clothes is dirty.

One day, when I was old, someone asked me which period of my life was the happiest. Perhaps, I will not hesitate to say that it was when I was a teenager. At that time, love had not come yet, and life was carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time. Looking back, how small the bread tree is.

The bell of the Spring Festival has rung, and the pace of the New Year has made great strides. May the New Year bell ring the note of happiness in your heart, and the footsteps of good luck and peace in An Ru spring will follow closely! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

More noble dedication than one's own life will bring real success and happiness and more friends. Dale Carnegie's The Weakness of Human Nature

Scorpio enjoys what others find difficult. Scorpio takes for granted what others consider cruel. What others think is not worth it, Scorpio thinks it is a necessary process of life; If others think they are hurt, Scorpio thinks that is the price they must pay to succeed. Others cannot understand Scorpio's selfless spirit, but Scorpio is enjoying the feeling of pain and happiness.

Their noise alone is enough to make people with weak constitution insane. These well-fed and well-dressed country people can only feel the noisy happiness and express themselves completely when they shout with all their strength. Red and black in Stendhal.

Happiness is perfume, you can't pour it on others, but you don't touch it at all. Emerson

I am happiest when I don't know how to write the word happiness. Xia Zheng Zheng

In this world, in addition to the peaceful mountains and rivers, there are marble stones that never understand sadness. I am afraid that no one has never been hurt. Different life is not full of joy, but full of pain. Life is the most beautiful, but it just looks at the snowflakes falling on Mad's fence.

I am willing to be a co-pilot, and I am also happy to sigh Lin.

The happiest thing is freedom. bacon

Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up. Sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness.

Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.

I feel that I have given my heart to him, and now it is at his disposal. He wants to make her heartache, just pinch it; He wants her to be happy, just a smile. Hawthorn Tree

Am I a fool or a fool? How can I completely forget such serious happiness and worry? Anthony's Oranges Accompany Anthony for a Long Time Ⅱ

Can you imagine? Friends of the past, passers-by of today. We will eventually come to this. It is not the years that change us, but ourselves, our initial heart. If so, separation is a good thing, and for you, it is a relief. Have a good time.

For women, sexual happiness can only be achieved after breaking through obstacles. The so-called obstacles are shame and cleanliness. After crossing these obstacles, it is a pleasant garden. Compared with women, men have almost no obstacles to happiness, even if they have, they only have a little sense of shame, and when they have desires, they will pass. Male sexual desire is simple, dull and easy to get happiness, but it will not develop further. On the contrary, the road to women's sexual happiness is narrow. Once it goes deep, it will expand infinitely and have endless aftertaste. The incarnation of Junichi Watanabe.

Loving you is no longer rare. We should talk calmly. You said you liked a little romance, but you slowed down the pace of following me. Without you, I share my happiness and sadness. I feel very confused every day. I tried to test you again and again. I have a hunch that love will change its original appearance, but all the memories will slowly break into pieces. I just want your final answer. I just have a hunch that it's too hard to recover, and I still have hopeless expectations for you. I am anxious and eager to see through. I will always stay in a dimly lit place. Eason Chan's hunch.

Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

The happiness on the face can be seen by others. Who can feel the pain inside me?

I gradually understand that the person I love is a person I find it difficult to understand. He would forget that I was waiting for him, but he wrote a song for me. I never thought that he was so affectionate to me before I heard that song. He has the ability to make me happy and he has the best ability to make me cry. He fell in love with someone and couldn't say why. If you don't love someone, you won't say why. He turned out to be an untrustworthy man. Zhang Xiaoxian is a woman on the bread tree.

Smile when you meet anything, no matter how unlucky, life is like this. Make a dream come true

I felt my father's concern in the dim light, and the wind slowly lifted the window screen; I vaguely heard my mother's words, and the soft rain was falling all over the windowsill. When I was depressed, my family comforted me; When I hesitated, my family gave me encouragement; When I was happy, my family gave me a blessing.

The gift of happiness is to appreciate and talk about what you have, not what you don't have. Appreciate and like what you have instead of what you don't have, and you will be happy. Woody Allen

Beijing time is 20xx1010.8, August 23rd of the lunar calendar. Today, someone's birthday. I wonder if anyone can be happy today. Hello? Cheer up! For living.

I suddenly feel inexplicable anger. I can't force myself any more. I can't do anything for love. I will love a woman for a minute, but this feeling may not last long. It turns out that being missed is happier than missing others. What gorgeous love will become dull sooner or later ... a woman who waits for a man to come back every night, but doesn't know whether he will come back. Two years later, my love still can't satisfy him. He doesn't need a woman like me. Zhang Xiaoxian is a woman on the bread tree.

Only in my opinion. If you expand your life, you will find nothing to hide. Put yourself too seriously, and the gains and losses are as heavy as Mount Tai. If you put too much happiness, you will naturally worry that happiness is short-lived. How can you be happy? This is the tragic nature of happiness itself. Lin's "So you are unhappy".

Yes, love, but not that kind of love, because of something, for what purpose, or for what reason, but this kind of love, that is, the kind of love I loved my enemy when I first met him. I have experienced that kind of love, which is the essence of the mind and does not need an object. I also feel that happy mood now. Love your neighbor, love your enemy. God who loves everything and all kinds of expressions. Love dear people, you can use human love; But to love the enemy, you can only use divine love. So when I think I love that person, I feel so happy. How is his condition? Is he still alive? War and Peace in lev tolstoy

We still can't get over those years. Even if all the regrets are left to us, we still have some pride. When the dust of those people or things faded away, leaving only a little dry and empty white talent, we sadly found that we had long been alone. Those important words turned into white jokes. Recalling these, we will only laugh at innocence, emptiness and ignorance. Maybe many years later, you will see her happiness and the person she loves, and you will move stiffly like a lost grass doll with a rotten shell. Even if you yell, you may not be happy, but it doesn't matter. Even if I see you, you will laugh so pitifully and cry so hard.

I asked Buddha: Why are there so many regrets in the world? Buddha said: This is a whirling world with regrets and no regrets. No matter how much happiness I give you, I won't feel happy. I asked Buddha Zu: How to make my heart no longer feel lonely? Buddha said: every heart is born lonely and incomplete, and most of them spend their lives with this incompleteness, just because they meet the other half who can make it perfect, and they either neglect to miss it or lose their qualification to own it. I asked Buddha Zu: What should I do if I meet someone I can love, but I'm afraid I can't grasp it? Buddha said: How much love you have left in the world and how many changes you will face in the world; Do happy things with your lover, don't ask if it's robbery or fate. I asked Buddha: How can I be as wise as you? Buddha said: Buddha is the experience of past lives, man is the Buddha of the future, and I was as naive as you. Ask Buddha

Funny sentences _ About funny sentences _ Describe good sentences

After a sleepless night, the little guy Meng Whirlwind finally realized the gorgeous tactics of his grandson's love: force is not force, force is force, force with the skill of not force, and force his heart back to this world with the skill of not force.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. When you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

It's too stingy to ask guests to pay. How dare you open a shop? Francci's One Piece

When I was sleeping, I dreamed that a child shot me with a bow and arrow. I hit him and said I wouldn't dare next time. I stopped with satisfaction. I asked his name when I left, and he said his name was Cupid.

Knowing the routine but not knowing the routine is the deepest routine. Professor Yin's brother-in-law is cool.

Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

I was assigned to the westernmost place to distribute books. See you later by Han Han.

Fei: Do you know what is the most difficult thing in the world? Zeng: Fei: It's a man's beard! You are so cheeky that you can grow a beard. Isn't that the hardest part? Zeng: Do you know what is the thickest thing in the world? Fei: Zeng: It's your woman's face! The beard is so hard that you women can't grow it! Ipartment, ipartment

There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.

Chinese =YW= Complete Mathematics =SX= Sad English =YY= Shadow Physics =WL= Complete Chemistry =HX= Chilling History =LS= Disadvantaged Geography =DL= Low Biology =SW= Disappointed Politics =ZZ= Mental Retardation seems to make sense.

The winner is king, and the loser warms the bed. Sue's The Evil King Chases His Wife

I will remember Yoshito Usui's Crayon Shinchan until I forget it.

Although you are not a beauty, you are really attractive. How can I put it? Charm of mental retardation "W- Two Worlds"

Look, it's better to be a sister. At this moment, I felt maternal love. Eat slowly and don't choke. If the third child has the opposite sex, he is human. Everyone knows that he cares about me. Fatherly love. Love O2O.

I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he always wants to send him to the Western Heaven.

Wrapped in a quilt, I suddenly feel that the quilt is much more intimate than people: I won't leave for no reason, but it is still warm to hold. It is no wonder that from ancient times to the present, no matter whether you are fleeing or traveling far from home, you are packing up and leaving. Tailfish "angry bell"

What kind of man do women like? Men who like humor. Then I don't want wives and concubines? Long humor is not humorous!

Psychologically speaking, most women will only lose their temper with safe people. Because it's within the safe range. The subconscious knows that the other person will not leave you. Nonsense is a dependence.

Maybe I only love one person in my life, and I will meet the same person as you in the future.

It turns out that girls are better at picking up girls than boys, and boys are more likely to find boyfriends than girls.

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let someone else find it. Ipartment.

You can call me handsome when that guy fights. Although this is not enough to sum up all my advantages, it can show my greatest feature. Su's "Cheap Laughter School"

The only advantage of the monthly exam is that we know who to ask for the answer to our homework.

Get out. Can you put it another way? Jump, son. Can you be civilized? Come on, can Pikachu be higher? Run, brother. Can you get a promotion? The world is so big, why not go and see if there is any poetry? When you come into this world, you must see the sun.

You're crazy! You know all this. Are you and I in the same hospital?

Lazy goods? Still not getting up? Is it worthy of your youth? Yes, I'm sorry

Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Why is there so much homework? The quality is the same!

Donor, put down the butcher knife. I have AK47 here. Mr. Luo Yu's "Bitch Laughter School"

Don't think too well of me, lest I show you my shortcomings and say that I have changed.

Examination paper, a new drug, is mostly white and is common in schools. Now it has made countless schools addicted and crazy. Let countless schoolmasters indulge in it. Let countless scum can't sleep, drift off, and feel dizzy. It destroys the harmony of many families, because it can make a examinee commit suicide by jumping off a building, stay away from the examination paper and grab it from the doll, which is poisoning many people's spiritual world! Put an end to the paper and start with me!

Did anyone ask me if I was chased? Funny, isn't it common? Let's talk about yesterday. The dog chased me for three blocks.

You can really play in the city. You city folks really know how to party.

I haven't seen Huo Ying for years. I wonder if Conan has become one piece. He also saved the world with the Dragon Ball, returned to Yangcun as the village head, gave birth to seven gourd dolls and lived a happy life!

Girl, just open your chest to me and be frank. I promise to watch you carefully. Mr. Luo Yu's "Bitch Laughter School"

Comrade, you can't make an appointment if the road is different. Mr. Luo Yu's "Bitch Laughter School"

Opening a bag of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square. Carrying a bag of tissues at school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

Do you have a brief history of time? Psycho, I have time not to pick up shit.

Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, they will all go to the square dance together in a few decades. ...