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Long-distance love tells 8 bedtime stories to his girlfriend.
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 1
A note.
A girl with congenital heart disease has reached marriageable age, probably because of heart disease, and talked to several young men. The girl is very sad. The family began to arrange for her to change her mind.
Finally, one day, a good opportunity came. A woman's heart in an accident was transplanted into a girl, and the operation was very successful. Looking at the girl who is getting healthier every day after the operation, everyone is happy for her. However, there is something more gratifying. It is a handsome guy who is outstanding in all aspects who suddenly broke into the girl's life. He fell in love with the girl at first sight and took care of her in every way. Soon, they got married with the blessing of her relatives and friends.
After marriage, the girl found that her husband had a strange move, that is, he liked to lie on the girl's chest and listen to the girl's heartbeat. At first, the girl was so happy and excited. Later, the girl heard from a relative of her husband that he had a very beautiful wife. The unfortunate woman died in a car accident. Her heart moved and she found the hospital for her transplant with trepidation. The kind doctor named the donor. After returning home, the girl carefully rummaged through her husband's things and finally found a note with that name written on it in a thick book.
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 2
Little squirrel's beads
Today is the birthday of the little squirrel. Mother gave her a red bead as a gift. The little squirrel loves this bead very much and has been holding it in her arms for fear of being robbed or lost.
One day, the little squirrel took his "baby beads" to the park to play. She is very happy because she has a beautiful red bead. She threw the beads into the sky for a while and then put them in her hand to play with. Playing, I came to a small bridge. Suddenly, I accidentally dropped the beads and fell into the river under the bridge. The little squirrel couldn't swim, so he burst into tears. A little turtle happened to pass by, saw the little squirrel crying, and asked, "What's the matter with you? Why are you crying? " The little squirrel said sadly, "My beads fell into the river, but I can't swim!" " "Say that finish, cry more sad. Seeing the little squirrel so sad, the little turtle said, "Don't worry, I'll help you find the beads in the river." The little squirrel stopped crying when he heard this.
After a long time, the little turtle surfaced and said to the little squirrel, "I'm sorry, I looked all over the river, but I couldn't find your beads." The little squirrel ran home crying. When I got home, my mother was very surprised to see the squirrel crying. She asked why. The little squirrel cried and told the story. After listening, her mother said, "Silly child, why are you crying?"? Why not buy you another one? " Hearing this, the squirrel smiled happily.
The next day, the little squirrel went to the little turtle's house to thank him. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the little turtle blaming herself. The little squirrel said to the little turtle, "Don't blame yourself. Mom gave me another one. " The little turtle listened and said, "Really?" "Sure, but I saw something more beautiful than beads!" The little squirrel said, "That's your heart!" " "The little turtle is very happy. From then on, they became good friends and played together every day, and no one could live without anyone.
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 3
Xiong Xiaobing catches mosquitoes.
The monitor bear wrapped himself in a spring roll-like sleeping mat to prevent mosquito bites.
Mosquitoes flew into the mat and bit the monitor bear's ears, neck and legs. Monitor Xiong was painful and itchy, and said bitterly, "Damn mosquito, I must clean you up today!" " "
"Bear, come quickly ..." Monitor Xiong shouted, "I order you to kill mosquitoes quickly!"
"Yes!" The bear found an axe and waved it at the mosquito, scaring the monitor bear to run away, shouting, "Mom, do you want to kill me?" ! "
Xiong Xiaobing threw an axe, picked up a broom and tried to shoot the mosquito to death. When the mosquito bites the monitor bear's back, hit him hard with a broom, but missed the mosquito and knocked the monitor bear down.
Monitor Xiong was livid with anger: "If you don't catch mosquitoes, I'll shut you down!" " "
I can catch mosquitoes, but please cooperate. The bear thought for a long time and said.
Monitor Xiong quickly said, "Cooperate, I will cooperate!" " "
Mosquitoes came again. When they saw Monitor Xiong sleeping soundly, they bit Monitor Xiong bit by bit.
The mosquito suddenly landed on the monitor bear and stopped moving.
"Hey, wake up." The bear threw a pot of cold water on the monitor's face: "My plan succeeded!" " "
The monitor bear woke up and saw that the mosquito had stopped moving. He said happily, "Mosquito is really drunk, and it hasn't cost me two bottles of white wine yet."
Monitor Xiong raised his right hand and patted the mosquito.
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 4
Snail slow delivery
The little snail saw that the courier company of the small wooden horse was doing well and wanted to help. The little wooden horse curled his mouth and said, "The customer asked for fast and good delivery. How can you help others deliver things when you climb so slowly? "
The little snail wanted to give it a try, so he put a small sign on the shell: snail delivery slowly, safe and secure!
Little snail just climbed into a forest when he knocked at the door! A rush of footsteps. It turned out to be a bear. Little bear said to little snail, "Little snail, can you take a letter to the little pig over there for me?"
"Yes, but ... I'm a slow climber ..."
The bear smiled and said, "Never mind! I want to invite my good friend piggy to my house to eat apples. The apple blossom in front of my house has just opened, and when the pig receives the letter, it should just catch up with the apple ripening. "
It seems that someone really needs slow delivery service!
The little snail took the letter from the bear and crawled happily. Climbing up a hillside, he met a little dandelion. Little dandelion said, "Snail, bring a letter to my mother for me!" " ! I have settled on this beautiful hillside, please don't worry. Next spring, I will also have beautiful flowers! "
The little snail continued on his way. Climbing to the edge of a pond, I met a mother frog who had just given birth.
Mother frog said, "I want to leave here and go to another pond." Please help give this letter to the babies when they grow into little frogs. Although I can't watch my children grow up, I want them to know that I love them. "
The little snail carefully put the letter with flounces into his small house and continued on his way. He felt that every letter on his back was heavy and full of love. Although I climb slowly, how happy I am to be able to pass on a warm love!
The small house in the back is already very heavy, and with everyone's letter, the little snail climbs more slowly. The little snail is a little worried. What can we do?
The little snail climbed and climbed and met another little snail by the river. The little snail told him what he was doing. Unexpectedly, the little snail is very willing to join the snail slow delivery team.
In this way, the little snail climbed to the other side of the mountain with the letter from the bear and the little dandelion. Another little snail slowly crawled along the roadside with a letter from mother frog.
Along the way, they met many small animals that needed slow delivery service, but don't worry, more and more small snails joined their team.
Look! By the river, in the fields, under the trees, those small snails crawling slowly are all members of snail slow delivery!
Now, the snail who runs slowly is busy delivering letters to others, while writing stories that happened when delivering letters. He wants more people to understand that no matter how fast the world changes, don't forget to slow down, feel the scenery around you and feel the love around you!
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 5
Learning skills of mantis with broadsword
Little mantis didn't even find a bug yesterday. He has been hungry all day.
Little mantis looks very gentle: sharp face, long head and neck, thin chest, slender waist with a pair of big green wings, looks like a girl wearing a veil. In addition, the little mantis always holds her arms on her chest like a prayer, which makes her look very formal and elegant.
In fact, the little mantis is not elegant: when it meets locusts or bugs, its arms tied to its chest suddenly open, waving like a broadsword, its wings erect, and its tail keeps swinging up and down violently, whirring!
Although the elegant dress makes it easy for the little mantis to get close to its prey at ordinary times, and although the sharp broadsword makes the little mantis extremely brave and victorious in the battle, it is inevitable that the little mantis often goes hungry. Because those bugs, those with wings can fly, those with thick legs can jump, those with thin feet can walk, and even earthworms without feet can climb. In a word, they can run and hide. Alas, in this way, the little mantis's stomach often sings "empty city plan"
On this day, the little mantis went out early in the morning to find something to eat. After searching for a long time, she finally found a long, thin black hair. It is tough, dry and tasteless, and no one likes it. However, the little mantis was too hungry to care about these things and wolfed down the hair.
"Hum! Eat hair? It's really boring! " Suddenly, such an ironic voice came from the side.
Little mantis's face suddenly turned red. It looked up and finally found the guy who said this on a red wild rose: it turned out to be a little bee.
The little mantis asked the bee, "What are you doing?"
The little bee deliberately raised her voice and replied loudly, "I'm eating!" " "When Mantis heard the word" eat ",he quickly threw away half a hair in his hand and climbed to the flower along the thorny rose branch.
When I arrived at the stamen, well, I almost swallowed the little mantis: the little bee put the straw into the stamen and was sucking the sweet nectar there.
The little mantis swallowed saliva and thought, "Wow, little bee, this is really a good way!" " Flowers have no long legs and wings; Can't run, can't fly. When you are hungry, feast on nectar in the flowers; When you are full, have a good sleep on the soft and fragrant petals. "
So the little mantis begged the bee: "Little bee! I beg you, please teach me the skill of sucking nectar. "
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 6
Shepherd boy and goat flower flower
The water dragon king, who was once in charge of Sanmenxia, is a fierce god who is an enemy of mankind. Ships passing by the river often suffer. The ferryman and the boatman are both prisoners in the Dragon Palace. The dragon king drinks their blood when he is thirsty, and eats their meat when he is hungry. Outside the Dragon Palace, there are piles of bones.
Unwilling to die, these bones became green grass, competing with the Dragon King for land and surrounding the Crystal Palace.
Later, they surfaced and took a walk on the beach. The fierce dragon king sent mud and water to wash them away and make them yellow. The dying grass, in order to survive, turned to Zhang Daoshi and the dressing empress for help, but their request was rejected. The old man in Shibi, the gate of God, told them that if the blood of shepherd children could be sprinkled on them, they would have a stubborn heart and they would be saved. The grass could not bear to let the shepherd children make sacrifices for them, and they all bowed their heads silently.
After listening to the old man's words, the shepherd boy generously cut his finger with a sickle and spilled blood on the grass. The grass immediately grew tall and straight, and small red flowers like five-star jewels opened on their chests. Shepherd's children named them goat flowers. Then the shepherd boy fell down, slept on the carpet of goat flowers and closed his eyes.
Many years later, it is said that the shepherd boy woke up again. The first person who came to Sanmenxia to capture the old dragon king alive was wearing a military uniform and a hat with a shining five-star hat badge in the middle. People recognized him as a shepherd boy. He led the army to build water conservancy projects, subdued the Dragon King and benefited mankind. The goat flower will be very happy to see the benefactor who saves lives. They enthusiastically help the combat team, pass the information in the Dragon Palace to this team during the day, and open their sparkling eyes from the five-star petals at night, like the stars shining on the road at night, raising a small lamp for this team.
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 7
Little rabbit who has become diligent
Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit. It was beautiful, with snow-white hair and ruby eyes. It's so cute when it walks.
Little friends like it, too. However, it is not a diligent rabbit. In the morning, the sun is shining, and it is still lazy and refuses to get up. If the mother rabbit hadn't kept urging her and growled with hunger, she would have continued to sleep. Besides, it can't do anything. I need my mother's help to get dressed, eat and wash my face.
Mother rabbit often says anxiously, "Alas, my baby, what can I do in the future?"
Little Nutbrown hare shrugged it off and said, "What are you afraid of? I have my mother's help! " "
But one day, Mother Rabbit wants to go out. She leaves Little Rabbit at home. Before leaving, Mother Rabbit told her everything many times. The rabbits nodded and wrote them down one by one. So, Mother Rabbit went away with confidence.
The next day, the sun rose and the rabbit finally woke up. Before it opened its eyes, it shouted, "mom, mom, come quickly!" " ! I'm getting up, come and help me get dressed! "
But no one answered after shouting many times, and Little Rabbit remembered that his mother was not at home.
He got up slowly, rubbed his eyes, and when he saw the clothes crumpled and thrown at the corner of the bed, he took them out and turned over. I finally figured it out. But wearing sleeves. Take a closer look, alas, it turns out that cuffs are used as necklines to put condoms in.
Finally, it put on its coat. Then I put on my pants, but I can't get them in. It turned out that it stuffed both feet into a trouser tube. After a long busy day, the rabbit finally put on clothes and shoes.
At this time, its stomach growled with hunger. He remembered that his mother had left something in the cupboard, so he grabbed it and ate it at random, and then he went to play with his friends.
Friends are happy to see it. Why? It turned out that the rabbit forgot to wash his face, his eyes were full of gum, and there were biscuit crumbs on his mouth, like a big cat. Look at its clothes again. Button the wrong door, the clothes will be short when they are long. Shoes are on backwards, too. No wonder they are not feeling well.
The friends all laughed, and the little rabbit was embarrassed and ran home blushing.
At this time, the mother rabbit came back, and the little rabbit quickly said to her mother, "mom, mom, teach me quickly." I will learn to dress myself in the future. "
Mother rabbit smiled happily when she heard this. Originally, I was going to let the rabbit exercise.
From then on, Bunny became diligent and became a lovely, beautiful and diligent boy, and his friends liked him more.
Children, we should study like rabbits and be a diligent, clean and labor-loving boy.
Long-distance love tells his girlfriend bedtime stories 8
Blow a pig in a suit
A chubby pig walked to the river, yawned and fell asleep on the ground. "Help! Help! " There was an urgent cry for help in the distance. The little pig skid up: "Who! Who is it? What's the matter? " Ah, it turned out that the bear fell into the river! "Plop" ―― The fat pig jumped into the river.
Ah, he floats on the water like a rubber boat. It turns out that this fat pig is a toy that blows plastic, and its stomach is full of air. Can his body be light? That little bear didn't run out of the zoo either, but a toy made of cloth.
Look, the fat pig rowed beside the bear in a few strokes, grabbed him, rolled over and carried him on his back, and swam to the shore.
The bear was saved, but he was made of cloth. After soaking in water and getting wet, he lay by the river in the sun. Fat pig will catch a cold, "A-choo! Ah-choo! " I sneezed several times in a row.
At night, the fat pig lay motionless in bed, and the bear touched his head, yeah! It's too hot. Fat pig has a fever! Bear quickly called a doctor for him. This doctor is a hippo, of course, a toy. He is made of wood. He said, "Never mind, just a few injections." With that, he filled the needle with liquid medicine, then rubbed alcohol on the pig with a cotton ball, jumped up and stuck the needle in.
Oh, no! The fat pig leaked air and soon became a deflated plastic bag.
Dr. Hippo quickly tore off a piece of adhesive tape, stuck it on the pig's bear and blew hard into the pig's stomach. The pig stood up again.
Dr. Hippo gives the fat pig an injection every day and puts adhesive tape on him every day.
Slowly, the fat pig recovered, but his face was covered with plaster. This time, the iron frog, the wooden duck, the cloth tiger and the clay doll all laughed at the fat pig. They said, "Oh, my God! Blowing pigs become leaky pigs, and leaky pigs become flowering pigs! " The fat pig is not angry at all, but the bear is very sad. Bell thought and thought and came up with a good idea. He found a piece of cloth and made a suit. Fat pig puts on a suit made of little bear and a red tie. Hey, how handsome! The plaster is no longer visible.
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