Boring joke

B: I haven't seen you these days.

A: Isn't it? Busy!

What are you up to?

I went on a lecture tour. It takes half a year to go out once, which makes me very tired!

B: Wait a minute. Are you still on the lecture tour?

A: I am very tired every time I give a lecture.

B: I'm asking you a question. Let me ask you, are you still teaching?

Yes, I'm giving a lecture.

Where are you going to give a lecture?

A: School. University.

B: Wait a minute! Did you also give a speech at the university?

A: Well, I'm going to college in the future.

B: And here, here, you haven't left yet.

A: Although I haven't talked about learning, I love learning very much.

B: Oh.

Our teachers all praised me.

Oh, what did the teacher say?

A: The teacher said this: Let's see, why is he the only one with such achievements?

B: Why?

A: It's all because he doesn't study hard at ordinary times. If he wants to make no mistakes and get good grades, he should study hard at ordinary times!

B: Ah/,the whole negative example!

No, it wasn't the teacher who praised me.

B: Didn't the teacher say that you don't study hard at ordinary times?

Who said that? I am very ambitious. I usually study hard.

B: You still have ambitions.

A: I looked down on you at first sight. I am very ambitious. In fact, I can be said to be the hardest working person in the school!

B: I didn't see it!

A: Really! I came in the way of the ancients!

What method?

A: For example, the trypanosome bit the bone!

You know the story.

A: Of course, this story is about Su Qin during the Warring States Period.

B: Right, right, right.

He always failed the exam, so his mother got angry and poked him in the ass with an awl.

B: Gnome male-/Stop it. You mean you, right? It was Su Qin who studied hard for Su Qin. When you are sleepy at night, stick an awl in your leg to continue your studies.

Oh, yes, they say so.

B: What? That's exactly what they said.

A: That's good.

B: Then how did you learn from him?

A: That's right. You got it?

B: What? You have made it very clear.

Yes, I learned it from him. I was sleepy at night, but I couldn't find the awl.

B: Then you still haven't learned.

A: Where else? I found a knife, but I can't get it. It hurts.

B: Who told you to really learn? This biting story only makes people learn Su Qin's hard-working and ambitious spirit. Who told you to really learn?

Oh, yes, I see.

What else did you learn?

A: There is also learning to steal, which is very difficult to learn.

Do you still steal?

A: So-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so stole.

B: Didn't you say you stole it all?

A: You don't even know how to steal the light.

B: Oh, don't be so simple. You know this wall cutting. Sorry.

How could I not know what I said? Kuang Heng is diligent and studious, but there is no candle lighting at home. There are candles next door, but the lights can't reach his house. Kuang Heng made a hole in the wall to attract the light from his neighbors, so that the light could shine on the book to read. There is a large family in his hometown who can't read, and there are many books at home. Kuang Heng went to his house as an employee, and he didn't want to be paid. The host felt very strange and asked him why. He said, "Master, I want to read all your books." Hearing this, the master sighed deeply and lent him the book. Therefore, Kuang Heng became a great scholar.

How did you learn from him?

A: This is how you learn from him.

Yes, how did you learn from him?

A: I have to cut the wall, too Now the wall is too hard to pass through. Besides, my neighbor won't let me cut it. I hate it when I hear that I'm going to cut the wall and hit it.

B: It's your turn to chisel. People don't hit you, so who told you to really chisel? This story tells you to learn from him and study hard. Who told you to learn to cut walls?

A: But I also learn "fluorescent lamp".

Who is the fluorescent lamp?

A: I don't know! Really unlearned?

Tell me!

A: On an ancient summer night, a man named Che Yin sat in the yard, silently recalling the contents of the book he had read. Suddenly, he found many fireflies flying in the air in the yard. He suddenly felt that if these fireflies were gathered together, wouldn't they be able to read by their light? So he began to catch fireflies, caught more than a dozen, put them in white gauze sewing pockets and hung them on the desk. From then on, he studied hard by fluorescence every day.

B: Oh.

A: I caught a lot of fireflies and put them in bottles. I will be the light! Why do you think I am so unlucky?

B: What's the matter?

A: My mother is going to hit me again!

B: Why?

A: My mother said, you! Don't study everyday! You know how to play with that firefly in broad daylight!

Your mother is right!

A: That's right! No culture! My mother is sure that the level of Chinese studies is not very good! You don't even know fireflies?

What's wrong with your mother? The story of firefly lamp is to let people learn from the car. Yin Na has the ambition to study.

A: I know I am angry! I tore all my books and threw them away!

Aren't you studying?

Who said I should study hard!

B: Then why did you tear up the book?

I remember you said "reading breaks thousands of books"! I tore less than ten thousand rolls!

B: Huh? This sentence is not for you to tear up books! I told you to read widely.

I still have some.

B: Don't talk for so long. You are a negative example.

A: No.

It's nothing. Look at how hard the ancient students tried to study. Let's see what you can do if you're either poaching or tearing up books.

Yes, I also play computer games and watch TV lessons.

Ah/just this one