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What stories are suitable for children's competitions?
One day, Mr zebra put on his clothes in a hurry and hurried to work. On the way, he muttered to himself, blaming himself for sleeping late. He got up late and will be late for work. Mr zebra ignored the traffic lights and went straight across the road.
The traffic on the road saw that Mr. Zebra thought there was a zebra crossing on the road and went straight to it, almost hitting Mr. Zebra.
Mr. Zebra sat on the road in fear, and the traffic became congested because of Mr. Zebra.
Seeing this situation, the traffic police immediately came out to direct the traffic and criticized Mr. Zebra for not obeying the traffic rules, which delayed everyone's time and almost endangered their lives. Mr zebra realized his mistake and apologized again and again.
From then on, no matter how anxious Mr. Zebra is, he will obey the traffic rules.
In the story, Mr. Zebra was in a hurry, ignored the traffic lights and crossed the road directly, and everyone almost knocked him down.
Xiao Lv stole a cake one day. Mother Donkey and Xiao Lv went shopping together and passed a cake shop.
Xiao Lv's mouth watered when he saw the delicious cake.
Xiao Lv said to mother donkey. Mom, let's buy a cake. How delicious this cake is! ?
Mother donkey said, ok. ? Mother Donkey and Xiao Lv bought the cake home.
Xiao Lv looked at the delicious cake and wanted to eat it, so he said to Mama Donkey. Mom, what a delicious cake! I ate it. ?
Mother donkey said, son, no, you can't eat before lunch. ?
But Xiao Lv ate the cake secretly. By dinner time, Xiao Lv was full and had no appetite at all.
Mother Donkey said to Xiao Lv. Son, mom wants you not to eat snacks before meals. Remember later. ?
Xiao Lv shyly bowed his head and said? Mom, I made a mistake. I won't make this mistake again. ?
Do you know why mother donkey is angry? Because eating snacks before meals will affect normal eating, which may lead to malnutrition in the long run. Meanwhile, eating snacks can lead to obesity and dental caries. Eating too much salt can easily lead to cardiovascular diseases. Not only should you eat snacks before meals, but you should also eat less snacks at ordinary times.
Stupid Big Nose Mouse There lived a big nose mouse in the sewer beside the road.
One day, the big nose mouse thought, if only I didn't want to be seen by cats and people. So I can do what I want with confidence. ?
When the fox knew it, he sent it a bottle of medicine. The fox said, this is a bottle of invisible potion. If you drink it, others will not see you. ? Say that finish, the fox ran away.
The big nose mouse immediately drank the invisibility potion.
Soon the big nose mouse came out of the tunnel, walked to a house to see if he was invisible, and went into the living room to smoke.
The mouse with a big nose walked under the owner's nose, but the owner still didn't see it. The big nose mouse said, no, no. ?
Its sound alarmed a cat, and the cat said that it dared to steal in broad daylight. ?
The big nose mouse said, how did you see me?
? Tell a joke, why can't I see you? The cat ate the mouse at once.
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