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In the colorful fireworks and cheerful music, the New Year is coming to us. When we bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, we always have mixed feelings and thoughts. In the new year, we have many things to do and many tasks to complete, and we will face new challenges and new opportunities. All the faculty and staff and I extend our most sincere wishes and auspicious language to you, and also wish every student a dream come true, progress in study and good health!

Students, the sunshine of the New Year will shine on you, and the spring breeze of the New Year will blow on your faces. Please firmly believe that we will walk with you, because our love for you is so deep and persistent!

(lighting candles) (singing background) Wu: In windless autumn, geese go to the sky; It's warm and cold in winter without snow. The strong wind withered the green trees overnight, but it could not extinguish the eternal flame of youth; The cold dew on the ground can't condense your beautiful years. Ying Juan, standing on the left side of the stage. Give the microphone to Juan: On this stage composed of candlelight and smiles, in this ocean of laughter and singing, in this eternal and warm sacred place, we gather together. (Standing beside Wu, Mike and Fang) Hou: Time flies, and we are about to usher in a new year. Today, everyone is gathered together to welcome the arrival of New Year's Day. This moment is beautiful, this moment is warm and this moment is full of passion. (Give the microphone to Wu. ...

The Presiding Speech of "Entering Spring" Celebrating New Year's Day and Welcoming the Spring Festival in xx College in 2003 (65438+February 2003)

1. (The opening dance "Celebrating Yangko" is performed by the host)

(male 1) Dear leaders, distinguished guests,

(female 1) Dear teachers and students.

Good evening, everyone!

(Male 2) The spring breeze brought good news, and the golden monkey set foot on the song.

Look, the sun is shining, that's the gorgeous color of the New Year.

(female 1) Listen, the golden bell is ringing, which is the moving melody of the New Year.

(male 1) Dancing intoxicating red fans, we come from Weishan Lake; Knocking deafening gongs and drums, we came from the foot of xxx Mountain. Looking forward to a bright future, we are full of lofty sentiments.

(Male 2) In the past year, under the correct leadership of the school party committee, the teachers and students of our school kept pace with the times, pioneering and innovating, and the establishment of the college achieved a historic leap. We sincerely say: "Leaders, you have worked hard!"

Woman 2: Stepping on the rhythm of the times, riding the east wind of the hospital, with the blessing of the New Year and the vision of youth.

Let's get together at this beautiful moment.

(male1) New Year's Day performance of XX College in 2003.

(Together) Start now!

(female 1) The leaders present at today's party are:

Comrade xXX, Party Secretary of XX College

Comrade xXX, Deputy Secretary of Party Committee and President of XX College

Let's express our heartfelt greetings and thanks to the leaders with warm applause!

Friends, if we compare today's xx with that of ten years ago, we can't help but admit how great changes have taken place in our study and life. High-rise buildings have sprung up, classrooms are spacious and bright, and we have moved into a new dormitory, connected to the telephone and the Internet, and one happy event after another, from ear to ear.

Yes, our school construction is booming, and our life is getting better and better. Please enjoy the songs and dances. Singer: xxx.

Crosstalk is a popular program.

Humorous language and exaggerated expressions will bring us into a happy world.

Please ask xxx of xxx Department to co-speak the comic dialogue "Wulitou Interesting Talk" for you.

The following wonderful program is the dance "Green Light" brought by xxX and her partners.

This program won the first prize of "Youth Song and Dance Competition" in our school. Let's enjoy it together

6. In the golden autumn of October, the clouds are all over the world, which is the passionate feelings of our hardworking and simple xx people for their hometown. Autumn and October are full of clouds, which is the persistent belief of our clever and wise xx people in establishing the college. Please enjoy the Allegro "Autumn in October Summer" performed by xx.

In recent years, the construction of campus culture in our school is in full swing. Especially in the annual singer contest, a large number of outstanding campus singers can always emerge. They are active in all stages of the school. Express your love for life with fiery passion. Let's appreciate their style. First of all, please ask xx to bring you a "good mood".

9. Everyone's youth is only once. When it is about to be gorgeous, a girl quietly leaves. But she is not alone, and all her hearts are closely related. No sad parting, parting is also gathering. No matter where we are, we will always remember you.

Please enjoy the poem "The Story of Sound" brought by xx Department.

10, jubilant gongs and drums, knocking out full of joy, our life is getting sweeter and sweeter. The festive yangko is delicate and jubilant, and our days are getting more and more prosperous. Please enjoy the dance "exultation" brought to us by the students on xxx campus.

13. Sailing in the vast sea can't be guided by navigation marks. In the historical process of the new century, Theory of Three Represents is our party's guide. Entering a new era, our hearts are surging, and entering a new era, we are full of lofty sentiments. Under the correct leadership of the school party Committee, all the teachers and students of the school are United and March towards a new era. Please enjoy xxx campus dance "Entering a New Era".

14. Everyone may have seen the sketch "Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren" by the famous comedian Huang Hong. Today, we are in Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren. Let's see how these two debt problems are solved.

15. Youth is so hot and passionate, just like the summer sky, always high and bright. We are so young, so full of vigor and vitality. Joy is the theme of tonight, and we will perform with joy. Please enjoy the dance "Forward" of xxx Department.

16. This song is very pleasant. This song is our deep blessing to the great motherland, and the dance is beautiful. This dance is our heartfelt wish for the prosperity of our hometown and school. Let's raise our glasses to wish the arrival of the new year and welcome the dawn of the new year! Please enjoy the song and dance "Drinking Songs" by xxx xxxx.

Conclusion: The background music of reunion after twenty years.

Following the rhythm of youth, we are heading for spring, singing and laughing all the way, and everything is waiting in the snow.

Inspired by youth and elegance, we are heading for spring, singing and laughing all the way, and everything is in the expectation of safety and comfort.

Into the spring, into the vigorous hope, every heart of youth is full of colorful colors.

Entering the spring and the dynamic fashion zone, the world is displayed wonderfully before our eyes.

This is the end of the Spring Festival celebration of New Year's Day in Xx College in 2003. Dear teachers and classmates, goodbye ~ ~

Good evening, everyone! Time flies, the glorious year of 2004 is about to pass, and the year of 2005, full of hopes and challenges, comes quietly. We Tianxu employees get together to celebrate the upcoming New Year's Day!

As time goes by, heaven rewards diligence. In the past year, we in Qi Xin made concerted efforts to forge ahead, work hard, develop innovative technologies and constantly overcome difficulties. Our efforts have brought us fruitful results!

Looking forward to the coming year, we are full of longing and passion. Better products are waiting for us to develop, a bigger market is waiting for us to conquer, and spectacular undertakings are waiting for us to display our wisdom and talents.

Nothing can stop, nothing can shake, we are full of confidence, full of horsepower, towards a more brilliant 2005!

With a flick of a finger, we have sent away the fruitful year of 2005, and tomorrow is about to usher in the hopeful year of 2006. On the occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, I represent that 2005 is a year of joy and harvest. During the year,

The golden rooster announces the dawn;

God dogs exorcise evil spirits.

Smell the chicken dancing;

Set dogs free to suppress smuggling.

Dogs keep safe for a day;

Plums are like spring.

Dogs keep Christmas Eve;

Happy year of birdsong.

Dogs keep the peace in the world;

Plums are like spring.

Dogs stay up late;

Ying Ge entertainment spring.

Dogs protect peaceful houses;

People live a happy year.

Dogs can bully tigers;

The fish skillfully turned into a dragon.

Dogs offer plum blossoms;

Chicken feathers and bamboo leaves.

Home show spring scenery;

Family heirloom dog map.

Ling Xue, Bai Mei;

Yellow ears indicate spring.

Wu Chunren drunk club;

A Japanese tourist came to our door.

Dayao Jirui;

The year of the dog is an auspicious year.

This day is full of glory;

The year of the dog is an auspicious year.

Carved lanterns are on;

The year of the dog is full of joy.

Hongmei promotes righteousness;

Yellow ears bring good news.

Flower dogs like to watch fish;

Or blue clouds envy a brisk bird.

Lanterns hanging in the market;

Jade dog guards the door.

Cockcrow knows the day;

Dogs bark in spring.

Chicken dance for more than three days;

Dogs welcome spring in Five Blessingg.

Chicken dance department early in the morning;

The dog crouched to watch the night.

Bamboo leaf chicken;

Dogs step on plum blossoms.

A golden rooster is a good roll;

Yellow dog brings good news.

Golden rooster sings Guotai;

The righteous dog reported the people's safety.

Golden Rooster Ciyu Hall;

Jade dog is happy.

The golden rooster is a shoo-in;

Jade dog brings good news.

Golden roosters report good news;

The golden dog sends spring.

Golden roosters race against time;

Jade dog likes to welcome spring.

Golden rooster chasing bamboo leaves;

Yellow ears tread plum blossoms.

Golden Rooster sings Xiao Dan;

Jade dog seeks peace.

The national period is long;

Dogs have been guarding the house for a long time.

Swallow dance in spring;

The dog showed a picture of a notice.

Dream of a powerful country in spring sleep;

Dogs protect rich families.

Chunxiao golden rooster crows;

It is best for Huang to be diligent.

Spring is bright and prosperous;

Jade dog celebrates the New Year.

Dogs crow and spring is bright;

The scenery of singing and dancing is very charming.

Yan cut thousands of brocade;

Dogs welcome thousands of families in spring.

German birds compete for Swiss birds;

Yellow ears like to welcome spring.

German birds sing for longevity;

This dog is very safe.

The midnight bell sounds auspicious;

In the year of the dog, firecrackers sound safe.

On New Year's Day in 2002, the whole country showed a happy, peaceful and festive atmosphere. On this occasion, Mr. Shao Weihua and all the staff of the company extend their New Year greetings to Zhouyi lovers all over the country and around the world! The development of the company can not be separated from everyone's support and the leadership of China * * * producers.

A: Leaders.

Dear teachers.

C: Students.

H: hello, everyone!

Welcome to the gymnasium to participate in the 2005 New Year's Day Singing Competition and the swearing-in ceremony for new members. May you spend the last warm and happy afternoon in 2004 here. Here, we wish you an early new year.

I wish you all a happy New Year and a healthy family!

B: The vast sky and blue sky gave birth to the glorious history and civilization of China for 5,000 years.

C: Blue sky and vast sky have made generations of China people hardworking and kind.

A: Under this clear and vast blue sky, we are both working hard and singing.

B: Under this clear and vast blue sky, the two of us will carry forward the past and soar freely.

C: Green Pingzhou, a charming place in the Pearl River.

A: No.2 Middle School moved forward.

B: Today, we are wise and knowledgeable.

C: Tomorrow, we will carry out all-round development education by going up a storey still higher.

A: Constantly strive for self-improvement. People are taller than the sky, aiming at China!

B: forge ahead in unity, the feet are longer than the road, and the heart of Dan lasts forever!

A: Today, let's use the song * * * to open a window of the soul, let go of hope and find our ideals.

B: Today, let's sing arm in arm. Tomorrow, let's listen to the melody of our love.

Pingzhou No.2 Middle School's 2005 New Year's Day Singing Competition and the swearing-in ceremony for new members to join the League now begin!

A: There are three first prizes and one best typhoon prize in today's singing contest. I hope that the students who participate in the competition will try their best to compete for all the prizes today!

1, c: The sun shines on the sea, and the fish in the water look at us and quietly listen to our happy songs. The boat floated gently in the water, and the cool wind blew head on. After a day's homework, let's go and play. First of all, please welcome the first contestant, Huang Jingzhi of Class 106, and bring us a song "Let's Make a Big splash". Please welcome!

(Party A, Party B and Party C step down together)

2. A: A mother's love is a lifetime of laughter, a wandering yearning, and a mother's love is the concern and anxiety of her children before their sickbed. Motherly love is like an idyll, far away and pure, elegant and light; Motherly love is like a affectionate song, melodious and melodious, singing softly; Liang Yongshi of Class 209 said that she would use this song to express her infinite gratitude for maternal love. Please listen to a song "Only on Earth" that she brought us.

B: I remember that one year, our school organized some students to go to the hero school in Yingde to help the poor hand in hand. Now there are many students from poor areas, as well as students from poor families in cities. They can't even afford schoolbags and stationery, let alone tutoring materials and extracurricular reading materials. And our children living in cities and developed areas have much better family conditions, so I hope students will cherish their happiness now, study hard and win glory for the school! Next, please listen to 106 class Zheng's "Song of Holding Hands".

C: Comrade Deng Xiaoping put forward the great concept of "one country, two systems", which brought beautiful Hong Kong back to the embrace of the motherland. Listen, the song "Pearl of the Orient" is echoing in our ears again. Please welcome class Hua 102.

(Guest performance) A: This is a long tune that has been sung since ancient times. Between the earth and the sky, we talked about the beauty of Soul of China. There are mountains and flowers everywhere, crops everywhere, and cattle and sheep everywhere. That's Nanniwan. When our 359 brigade was fighting, it was called the south of northern Shaanxi. Today, we are very happy to invite the students of Class 305 who are studying intensively. They said they would take this song as a New Year greeting for everyone! Please enjoy our guest performance today: Erhu Guzheng Ensemble Nanniwan.

(Guest performance) B: You are just a passer-by in other people's lives, and you can only walk with others for a while. This section of the road is so precious, it is a kind of heart-to-heart communication and enjoyment. Under the same blue sky, we grew up together and went through junior high school for three years. How precious is the friendship of these three years for the graduating junior three students?

5.c: In the barren mountainous area, there is no McDonald's, KFC and children's playground. Some are only songs, and some are only sorghum and loach. The children there sang their childhood, their happiness and their life with their own songs! Please listen to a song "Ga Niu Niu" sung by Huang Qiqing of Class 107.

6. A: Yes! Bamboo fences and morning glory can be seen everywhere in the countryside. There are wild ducks in shallow ponds, and winding rivers surround the mountains! Wearing a hat and barefoot, playing by the river, rubbing mud and catching fish and shrimp, farmers' lives are endless. Please listen to the song "Peasant Girl" sung by class 206 player Ma Yan.

7.b: Who can forget the childhood in memory regardless of home? Who can bear to watch yesterday's sadness take away our smiles? Youth can't solve the world of mortals, rouge is stained with dust, let long-lost tears moisten your face, sing your enthusiasm, extend your hands, let me embrace your dreams, and let the images blown by the breeze compose the music of life. Let's look forward to a better tomorrow! Please listen to the song "Tomorrow will be Better" brought to us by Class 208 contestant Liang Lijun.

8.c: Under the same blue sky, it is the same vast blue ocean, just like the battlefield for our life. When we are tired, we always hope to have a quiet harbor or island where we can rest and grow. This sheltered place, this quiet island, needs good people to work together to create it. Please listen to the song "Ningxia" brought by class 205.

A: We love spring because it is full of hope. We embrace the sunshine because it warms us. We embrace No.2 Middle School because No.2 Middle School has nurtured us and taught us. In the second middle school, we let go of our dreams and hopes! Please enjoy the solo dance "Flying Hope" performed by Class 305. Let's applaud Liang.

(Guest performance) B: Look, everyone, a group of lively and lovely girls are dancing their beautiful steps in the rain with pink umbrellas! In them, we saw youth and vitality, and they drew a beautiful landscape for us! Please enjoy a song "Love in the Rain" brought to us by several lively and lovely girls in Class 305. Please give up!

9.c: There is a stream in front of the door. The tap water near the village entrance is very clear. The stream stopped and took my song. My songs are sweet and sweet, and my songs are melodious. Please listen to the song "There is a stream in front of the door" brought to us by Ou Jiajing of Class 302.

10, A: I've always appreciated my parents' support. I am a restless child. I don't like to follow the path of ordinary people, and I am a little paranoid and stubborn ... but my parents gave me the greatest support and encouragement, including material, action and spirit. Every time I go home, I watch them grow old for life, family and me. Time has left more and more marks on their faces and temples ... I always feel blue in my heart ... The following song is for thousands of parents in Qian Qian under the blue sky. May they be healthy and happy every day! Please listen to "My Mom and Dad" brought by Class 209 student Li.

1 1, b: Everyone has a childhood, and every childhood grows in dreams and hopes. The sky in childhood is so clear, everything in childhood is so unforgettable, and there are too many hopes and longings in childhood eyes. I hope every childhood can be happy and I can paddle my life bravely. Please listen to the song "Childhood" brought to us by Class 205 in Lin Jiayi.

12, c: Peisi Chen said that her childhood was different and unforgettable. Let's invite the last contestant, Peisi Chen, to listen to her story! Please listen to my childhood singing:11Peisi Chen of class 0.

(Guest performance) A: All right, class, all the songs in today's singing contest have been sung. Today, we added two special programs, one is the English corner organized by our school this semester, and the other is the English song chorus of President Wu and Senior Three Liang Yuting. First of all, please welcome Dorothy's performance at the English corner. Please applaud.

(Guest performance) B: Dear students, this is the climax of our program. Let's give our warmest applause to President Wu and Teacher Liang Yuting for taking time out of their busy schedules to come here. They will sing an English song "Yesterday Comes Again" for us with deep affection.

(A, B and C go on stage together)

C: We would like to thank President Wu and Teacher Liang Yuting for their affectionate performances with warm applause. China * * * Youth League is a mass organization of advanced youth, a school for young people to learn * * * productism in practice, and an assistant and reserve army of China * * * Production Party.

A: This semester, the Youth League Committee of our school selected more than 100 students after several months of rigorous tests on some students, and passed their applications for joining the Party through study and examination.

B: Today, they will solemnly swear here and become full members.

C: Then, please ask the new members to take the oath on the stage and ask Secretary Mo to take the oath.

(Party A, Party B and Party C step down together)

Dear students, the tense moment has arrived. Who is the guest of honor today? Let's invite our headmaster Li to make a summary for us and announce the award-winning results with warm applause. Let's invite the award-winning students to take the stage to receive the award quickly. Please welcome President Ling and President Wu to present awards.

(The prize is intact, and Party A, Party B and Party C come to the stage together)

C: We'd like to thank the three principals and encourage the winners with warm applause. I hope they will continue to work hard and achieve better results in their studies with today's energy and confidence!

B: Today's award-winning tracks will be made into CD-ROMs, which will be toured on campus radio stations for all teachers and students to enjoy!

A: Dear students, first of all, I sincerely thank all the teachers and students present today. Your enthusiasm and support add color to the success of our competition. At the same time, thank all the behind-the-scenes staff for their hard work!

The 2005 New Year's Day Singing Competition and the swearing-in ceremony for new members of Pingzhou No.2 Middle School have come to a successful conclusion! I wish you good health, a happy family and a happy New Year! See you next year!

The Department of Vocational Education presided over the New Year's Eve party.

Presiding Speech at the New Year's Eve Party (Excerpt)

Opening remarks:

A: The New Year bell is about to ring, and the wheel of time has left a deep impression. With the warm sunshine in winter, New Year's Day in 2004 arrived as scheduled;

B: At this moment, we have already felt the breath of spring. This is the spring for us to benefit the people, the spring for our big family in vocational education department and the spring for each of us.

A: Today, we are gathered here to enjoy the joy brought by fate and this wonderful time.

B: Today, we gather here to feel the true feelings and melt the ice and snow with love.

A: Today, we are gathered here to open your heart and release your passion.

B: Today, we are gathered here, which will become an ocean of joy and make happiness resound through the sky!

The 2004 New Year's Day get-together of Vocational Education Department begins now! First of all, the director should deliver a New Year message! (...) Thank you for your blessings! Let's bless her and her family with applause, and wish them a happy New Year and good health! At the same time, I also send my best wishes to all of you here, wishing you all the best in the new year and all your wishes come true!

Program words (excerpt):

1. New Year, new atmosphere. What are your thoughts in the new year? The idea of technical school students is to hope that tomorrow will be better, which is also the idea of all of us, and each of us hopes that tomorrow will be better! Next, let's look at the songs that entered the first section of today's party!

12. Everyone has had an innocent childhood, which flows like a clear spring in our hearts. When we grow up, we will always recall our childhood with endless aftertaste. Next, TV University class * * * will bring you music poetry reading, please welcome!

19. Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan touched the hearts of hundreds of millions of viewers with their humor. Coupled with Xiao Cui's wit, it is more harmonious. Next, * * *, * *, * * will perform the 02 version of Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow for us!

27. After a vigorous dance full of youthful vitality, let's enjoy a song "Close Lover".

30. The beautiful flute tells a very touching story. On the road of life, we will experience setbacks and failures, but as long as we keep working hard, we will succeed one day, because the sunshine always comes after the rain!

39. We were particularly moved by the monitor's words. In the three years of RTVU's life, what we experienced most was moving. We are moved by our classmates, teachers and everything. At today's get-together, many things moved us. Many teachers and classmates have worked hard for this. In order to dedicate the most wonderful programs to everyone, they are often busy until one or two in the middle of the night, which makes us moved. Now, let's use warm applause to thank the general planner and sound engineer, the general director and our director for their hard work. Next, our 0 1 classmates will present this composition of "Touching" for everyone.

53. In the department of vocational education, sincerity is the reliance of both teachers and students. Not only teaching here, but also educating people here. Everyone here has felt this, but I think it is the teachers who spend the deepest time in school. Let's listen to their "true confession".

Conclusion:

A: What a touching night and unforgettable time. Although we can't stop the passage of time, we can control our mood;

B: Today's gathering shows that the Vocational Education Department is a dynamic and future-oriented group.

A: Here, the school motto "Study hard and be a good person" points out the direction of our efforts, inspiring people to forge ahead.

B: Here, there are hard gardeners who work quietly and students who work hard.

A: Here, it exudes ink fragrance and beats the pulse of youth.

Here, we have a passion for life and a desire for the future.

Because we always believe that tomorrow will be better!

Today's party is over. Once again, I wish you all a happy New Year, all the best and all your wishes come true!