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Please provide some words for the evening host. Thank you.
& ltPIXTEL _ MMI _ EBOOK _ 2005 & gt We * * * * are in the golden age, full of enthusiasm and charming vitality. Their bright smiles adorn this colorful little stage, and a gentle light dances in front of you with wonderful music, forming a beautiful picture. If a good brother gets rich, buys a bouquet and gives a tip, they will come to you silently. At this moment, it is time for you to do something. When they close their left eyes, it means a single line of contact, and when they close their right eyes, they agree. They want to close their eyes. Dude, it's okay to joke, but it's absolutely impossible without a tip.
1: If your wish to order a song is pearls, the song we send is just a string of pearls, sending the most beautiful wishes to your heart. 2. Next, we will invite beautiful women from Fujian Song and Dance Troupe opposite Bao Dao to perform on stage. 3. Unique skills, unique skills, will never survive after the performance. 4. This is a good place for businessmen to discuss business. It is a good place for dancers to learn dance skills, a paradise on earth and a paradise. The language of flowers is beautiful and the most powerful. Good flowers are always blooming, good scenery is always there, life is like a flower, flowers are full and the future is bright, which is the icing on the cake. 6. Thank you for sending us this colorful plastic flower. It didn't cost you money again, did it I'm going to take flowers to the bar to exchange money later. How troublesome it is! Why don't you just give me the money! 7. Shanghai looks at people's heads, Suzhou and Hangzhou look at girls, Nanjing looks at stones, and Guilin looks at mountains, but what is really wonderful is our stage, and the good play is yet to come. 8. Our times need laughter, and so does life. There are many kinds of human smiles, and the healthiest smile is laughter. The most charming smile is knowing, the most beautiful smile is turning around, and the most humorous smile is that others laugh at themselves. Laughing while watching the program like everyone else is the happiest smile. 9. Your singing is like ice cream in summer, cotton-padded clothes in winter, hungry bread and light bulbs in the dark. 10: Laughter is good for people's health. It can make your breath clear, reduce erosion, divide your breath equally, feed your large intestine, moisten your bladder, increase your appetite and strengthen your body.
In the blurred night, you and I cross this bustling city! ~
Gather in the palace of crazy music ~!
This is a world of songs, a sea of dancing, a paradise for men and a paradise for women.
Here leads the national entertainment and leisure fashion! Colorful neon lights light up the passion of the city, colorful interpretation of chic life, advocate dynamic life! ~XXX big party begins now! ~~
I wish: life at home is as sweet as honey, with small honey around me, and I am tired of eating raw seafood. I will earn more RMB every day. If your friends are satisfied, clap! ! !
Music bedding
Soul-shaking music is fascinating, and cups of wine convey the truth. This is your happy hometown, your emotional paradise, charming women, charming young women and cool handsome guys. Let's party together in this art paradise tonight! Music is infinite tonight! Happy tonight! Let go of the night, shed the camouflage during the day, find a party to feel life, feel the urban space, let the wine splash, see it in your eyes with songs, indulge in thick laughter, and leave this rare intoxication at night for a long time. Starlight gathers entertainment power for a long time, and fashion pulse and passion are in your hands. * * * The grand performance begins. ...
The language behind the scenes sings touching melodies, dances various customs, feels a better life and enjoys the charm of music. ..... The large-scale cultural performance begins now.
Whenever the stars and the moon date, they are happy to date you and me, with bright neon and good luck.
The stars are gathered and the drama is connected. Singing and dancing, BLACKPINK's life.
(1) Let the night shine against the starlight.
Let the joy of singing and dancing ignite
Let the vitality released by youth beat
Let the warmth of enthusiasm and friction sublimate.
Infinite scenery and infinite beauty
Rainbow dancing on the music stage
XXX large-scale song and dance performance is about to begin! (2)
Listen to the night breath.
the source of dreams
We wait here enthusiastically every night.
Welcome all enthusiastic friends to come to XXX Happy 1 on this charming night with your full passion and human touch!
We will take you into the world of songs and the ocean of dance!
Let all the feelings spread out to experience.
Surround yourself with beautiful things.
All right! Let's follow the wind vane and enter a new route!
(3)
The season of love is colorful.
Life at night is colorful.
Whenever the shadow of the sun disappears.
Yutu walked smartly to the world.
After a hard day, everyone slowly walked out of the air-conditioned tall building.
Sitting, standing or walking in streets, parks and shopping malls.
Formed our mobile city night scene.
However, friends who come to XXX tonight.
Your choice is absolutely wise.
The concert here makes you intoxicated and moved.
The performance here will make you applaud.
All right! Cut the crap, get to the point and get into our performance time! Sing what heaven can say ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Blue sky, green grassland, white sheep, Mercedes-Benz steed, and that beautiful girl, this is our home, this is our paradise, we have white Hada, mellow wine, respect our ancestors and all the good friends present. It is true to ask you in the most enthusiastic words of our Mongolians that "seven races", "races" and "races".
The story took place in Maling Scenic Area, Guizhou.
When a happy family of three takes a cable car, they are really immersed in nature.
When the scenery is beautiful,
Unfortunately, the cable car is seriously overloaded and the equipment is outdated.
, causing the cable to break,
The cable car instantly fell from 180 meters to the bottom.
A loud noise shook the valley,
What followed was that 32 lives were instantly reduced to ashes, that is to say,
Human life has become so fragile.
Because the mountain is high and the road is long, and because it is already dark,
For various reasons, is it possible that people speculate that there will be no survivors?
When rescuers arrived at the scene of the accident by Dai Yue, it was almost dawn.
But people were surprised to find a living miracle.
A living sculpture,
That is, when rescuers dug out of the soil more than three meters deep.
When the body of a young couple was found, they were surprised to find a child who was only three years old.
Our children are miraculously alive,
When rescuers pulled the child out of the mother's stiff hand,
The mother's stiff hands still clung to the child until the child.
That chubby little hand stroked her mother's face,
Mother's dying eyes slowly closed, my friends,
People's hearts are all meat, and we can completely believe that something is wrong.
At that moment,
When a child's biological parents know that their life is about to die, it is
It was they who built the Great Wall of Steel with their hands.
Give children a chance to be born again, and give them a miracle to continue their lives. Please listen to that.
Only a three-year-old child cried in the face of the busy sky. He said, "I love * * * * Dad.
I love my mother, I want to praise my family, I want to praise my family,
Because family ties are priceless. "The host's opening remarks, time flies, the years go by. Maybe the years have faded away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but what we should cherish more is our friendship and every encounter. Meeting is fate, acquaintance is root, and knowing each other is fruit. May all the friends gather in the ""tonight ~ ~ The fruits of your friendship will shine with the sun and the moon ~ ~ * * forever ~. Good evening, everyone ~ I'm Xiaohui, the host, and welcome everyone to be a guest tonight. We will, as always, give you the most wonderful programs, the most affectionate songs, the most passionate dances, the most wonderful games, the most funny sketches and the most heartfelt wishes. Ok. First of all. Let's warm up and broadcast a joke every day before we set out for happiness. {Make up your own jokes}, (Play music after jokes) Big Brother, your smile is so lewd, hehe. . . (Pushing music), gold punctuality recommendation. The large variety show is now open. Drum ~ palm ~ ~.
Opening remarks! !
Overseas Chinese, Hong Kong and Macao handbags, oh, don't be wrong! Dear compatriots in Hong Kong and Macao! Business leaders, municipal officials, thousands of kings, mountain kings, white powder diggers, whether you are from south to north or from east to west, as long as you give us support, you are the sun that never sets in the East! First, let me introduce myself. I'm Prince Charming tonight, handsome boy, everyone's old friend Xiao Jie, and also an entertainment guide for tonight. I hope everyone will like my hosting style! Here, on behalf of the boss, I would like to express my sincere thanks and warmest welcome to you! Once again, bring my sincere greetings and best wishes at the same time!
Then you are officially on your way. I wish you every success in your career. If you are on the road to success, I wish you a full house of gold and silver and open a bank! If you are fishing for the other side of the street, I can only wish you success in love, success in blocking the game and profit from the mall. I sincerely wish you passepartout, passepartout, passepartout!
Then tonight we also prepared a large entertainment dinner for everyone, as well as Jinhua ham! There is also a delicious braised pork for you to enjoy! What kind of songs and programs do you want to listen to when we perform? You can just tell me. I believe Xiaojie will definitely play a role in attracting jade. All right, cut the gossip and start our romantic position at once! As the saying goes! The hardest part is actually in the beginning First of all, we invite Wei Wei, the most heavyweight singer, to open for you. Come on, let's give it a big hand.
1, I want to introduce you to a beautiful, passionate and unrestrained female singer. Her motto in life is "My beauty is a painting given to everyone by God."
My passion is God's bed for everyone.
My boldness is a meal that God gave to everyone. -Please take it! "
Right? Passionate, who eats in bed? Which one of you is lying in bed, not sleeping, still eating ... eating ... Oh, I see.
2. Moderator: What I want to introduce to you is: handsome guy. His motto in life is:
"Life and happiness are together.
Happiness is with tonight.
Tonight with my girlfriend. Girlfriend is with everyone. "
-What's this motto? Please welcome the handsome boy.
Singer (me): I mean: I love everyone-just like my girlfriend.
After the opening music, I rang the bell to listen. The bell has rung to bid farewell to the old year, and friends and relatives have gathered together to taste the harvest fruits of the hard year of the monkey. I feel extremely honored to spend this happy moment with you in XX. Today's smiling face is full of satisfaction with the Year of the Monkey, and today's mood is particularly beautiful because of the coming of the Year of the Rooster. In order to welcome you, today our stage will welcome the New Year with you. Let's wish * * *: In the Year of the Rooster, friends go out for good luck, good luck, happy events every day, and oil and water bills cover your head! ! !
I wish our XX a stage, a new atmosphere and a new fashion in the Year of the Rooster! Welcome Buddha Guanyin, bring USD and GBP, and create a new atmosphere of XX (city name)!
Say a thousand words and ten thousand words, without your support, any glory is also a fantasy! So, extend your cactus to bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year, cheer together and wish together! -Let's be lucky and happy in the Year of Rooster!
Thank you for your applause and sincere encouragement. I can hear from your emotions that you can't wait for the show! All right! Ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Miss XX, the first chicken in XX! !
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