How to be a girl who can chat, be humorous and have high emotional intelligence?

1. Make a hilarious joke. The department manager invited several of our subordinates to his house for dinner at the weekend. The leader personally cooks, washes, cooks, cuts, fries and plates in one go, and then goes to the pot. I suddenly realized: Oh, the leader is a chef! Don't go back to the pot once for the cooked pork. After a short silence, the leader replied: I just forgot to sprinkle salt ...

2. I smile on the Internet every day and find an interesting thing! When blowing with your mouth, you say that Ha~~ blows out hot air and Fu~~ blows out cold air. Who can tell me why?

3. Classic drunken joke. There is no need to set an alarm clock in my hometown. If the cock crows three times, my son will read online class roll call time in the morning. My son was criticized for not being named in this morning's class. My son didn't say anything, but my wife and I wouldn't let me because I was drunk yesterday and vomited in the chicken coop. I just went to the circle to see that not only the male didn't wake up, but even the female was still lying down. .

4. The law of tears turning in the relationship between men and women: No matter how wrong she is, the moment she starts to cry, you are wrong. Some friends are like this. Although they will keep hurting you when they are with him, if others really dare to speak ill of you in private, they will stand up and continue to hurt you with others.

5. My best friend said that she wanted to eat beef jerky, so I immediately sent it to her by courier, only to find that a packet was missing when I arrived. After searching for nothing, he cried with me in distress. I looked helpless and comforted: Nothing, nothing. Last year, you left a taxi with three pounds of beef jerky, which was much more valuable than this one! It took my best friend a long time to remember that there was such a thing, and she cried even more sadly ... < P > 6. Women always think that if he chases me for a long time, he will know if he really loves me. The man thinks, he can't be happy. Since she doesn't accept me, what am I chasing?

7. Just now, I took the bus to work, wondering how the bus changed its route. Is there any road construction ahead? Just listen to the driver scolded: "I went, driving 618, I thought it was the original 67!" " The man pulling a car made a big detour back. Well, driver, I won't start work when you are out of attendance this month!

8. Xiaomei, a female classmate who first fell in love with the United States, sent a circle of friends today: I will be promoted to class leader soon, but why can't I be happy? This is my dream goddess, Banhua. Her every move always touches my heart. I am curious to comment: Congratulations on your promotion. Isn't it good to be promoted to management? I wish I could talk. Maybe there's still a chance! I didn't know that Xiaomei sent a self-photographed photo later, which scared me: I haven't seen it for many years, and things have changed. The original beautiful face is now a face of spots! ! !