Urgently ask for a short anecdote (joke) about bamboo, within 4 words, that is, one line is enough! Pay attention to generalization! Don't be long. Thanks!

yesterday, bamboo's father and big brother went to Guangzhou, so happy! I cooked a big table to show my mood. At the dinner table, Big Brother asked for a joke. Bamboo tells his own jokes. Since moving to a new house, bamboo found that the people upstairs were too noisy and liked to move furniture in the middle of the night. After months of humiliation, bamboo decided to say hello to the neighbors upstairs through the property first; It turned out to be useless. Bamboo was depressed, so he decided to go upstairs by himself. "Knock, knock, knock" bamboo knocked at the door for a long time without response, and continued to knock; Finally, someone came to the door. How to say bamboo brewing without hurting the spirit. As soon as the door opened, the bamboo fainted. It was a foreigner and a black foreigner. Bamboo is very polite and says, "Do you speak english?" The woman shook her head. “Do you speak Chinese?” Bamboo asked again, and the woman shook her head. Dizzy, bamboo had to leave a sentence: "Sorry" and leave. After returning home, Zhu told her husband about it, and he said, maybe your English pronunciation is not standard; I'll talk to them in a few days. A few days later, my husband went upstairs, and as a result, the other party really didn't understand anything; At this time, it is too late for bamboo and husband to learn the language of their neighbors upstairs and then communicate with them. My husband is eager to protect his wife and decided to use "international standard language" to express our request that we should stop being tortured by them every night. My husband went to their house, pulled up his chair, pointed to 12: , shook his head, and put up another sleep Post. I was ashamed to see such a lame "international common language", but I didn't expect foreigners and neighbors to understand it in place, and my family was safe from now on. I just want to say to my husband, "I took y"!