Script lines of the article "help or not"

1, Hao Jian: "I just saw the trunk of a car open on the road, and I was riding my bike in the back. I tried to tell someone, but they came to a screeching halt. I got into someone else's trunk. "

2. Hao Jian: "In the future, if I want to do my own thing, my name will not be Hao Jian. My name is very cheap ... "

3. Aunt: "Oh, my elbow! Oh, my rib cover! Oh, my waist is bulging! Oh, it doesn't hurt! "

Hao Jian: "Auntie, don't use exclusion now. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can go. "

Aunt: "You can go here, but you are going by the table."

4. Aunt: "Young man, your face is black and blue, and you fell badly."

Hao Jian: "Nothing"

Aunt: "You are a good boy and know how to help your aunt up."

Hao Jian: "I am addicted to doing good deeds."

Aunt: "It will be someone else. I will run early if I hit it! " "

5. Hao Jian: "My car was rear-ended."

Aunt: "Oh, my coccyx! It's over, it's New Year's Eve, and the tail root is still smashed. Well, it's broken and safe! "

6. Auntie: "At this time, are you still more meaningful than the true son of 3.2 meters?"

7. Passerby A: "Wait, I saw an old lady lying on the main road, and no one came to help. You say how the current social atmosphere has changed, others don't care, I care! Aunt, don't move. I am going to send a Weibo to condemn this behavior and let my parents turn to comment, daughter-in-law, remember to praise me. "

8. Aunt: "I am an innocent passerby. I was knocked down by you innocently. After that, you will run away. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ... "

Hao Jian: "Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty? ! "

Hao Jian: "Let's put on your coat and get warm. Liu De's goods are of the same model. Can you still feel the cold ice and rain shooting at random? "

10, Hao Jian: "Big Brother."

Passerby B: "What's the matter, young man?"

Hao Jian: "There is an old lady here."

Passerby B: "Did you hit it?"

Hao Jian: "Really not."

Passerby B: "Run! I helped him. "

Hao Jian: "What happened?"

Passerby A: "Let me tell you this, I've driven a big run before!" " "

1 1, Hao Jian: "Auntie, let's share some fables. The name of the story is: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu and the dog, the farmer and the snake, and the old lady ... "

12, Auntie: "If you want to help you, I will help you. Leave without helping you. You made room for a good man. I'll pretend you never hit me. Come, you go, go, escape. "

Hao Jian: "How can I escape? If I keep saying this, can we play together in the future? " ? ! "

Aunt: "Are you going?"

Hao Jian: "I'm not leaving."

Aunt: "Are you going?"

Hao Jian: "If I leave, I will run away."

Aunt: "You won't go, will you? I'm going to ... "

Hao Jian: "I said, auntie, are you going to blow up the bunker there? Why don't you understand? "

13, Hao Jian: "The name Hao Jian was given to me by my mother. She got up early and coveted the darkness. How come I came to you and became a dirty word? "

14, Hao Jian: "Auntie, you can go!"

Aunt: "I am angry with you."

Hao Jian (Shen Teng): When you talk about me, one of my biggest shortcomings is that I am too nosy. I just saw the trunk of a car open on the road, and I was riding my bike in the back, thinking about telling others. As a result, people suddenly braked and I got into the trunk. This just climbed out, and a kind policeman patted me on the shoulder and said, you are fully responsible. I lost 200 yuan. Do you think I'm meddling? I swear, if I want to meddle in the future, my name will not be Hao Jian. I will be very cheap!

Grandma (Mary): Alas, alas, alas!

Hao Jian: I don't see anything.

Grandma: Oh, my God.

Hao Jian: You won, Aunt. Are you okay?

Grandma: 79. It hit the ground with a bang, don't you think?

Hao Jian: Let's see if it's broken. Does it hurt?

Grandma: Oh, my elbow! Oh, my rib cover! Oh, my lumbar disc! Oh, it doesn't hurt at all.

Hao Jian: Since Auntie knows, don't use the exclusion method. Since it doesn't hurt, try walking. Try it, slowly. You can walk here, but you are walking beside the table.

Grandma: Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?

Hao Jian: That's for sure. I just moved when I hit it. I'm glad it didn't catch fire. Come on, auntie, let me help you up!

Grandma: Oh, my God. Your face was black and blue, and you had a bad fall.

Hao Jian: I'm fine.

Grandma: You are a good boy. You know how to help your aunt.

Hao Jian: I am keen on doing good deeds.

Grandma: It could be someone else. I will run away after the collision.

Hao Jian: Auntie, you are shocked. You are suddenly shocked. You fell yourself, ah! I was ten meters away from you when you fell. Look, that's my bike. Irrefutable.

Grandma: Oh, the rims are all like that. I flew from there for a long time. Can I still save them?

Hao Jian: Oh, my God, it really looks like an accident scene, but Auntie is not what you think. The car was rear-ended.

Grandma: Oh, my coccyx!

Hao Jian: I said rear-end collision, not rear-end collision. I said bumper, you said tail root.

Grandma: It's over. It's the Spring Festival, but the tail root is still broken. Ok, it's safe!

Hao Jian: I mean aunt! Remember, no one really hit you.

Grandma: No one hit me. I flew more than ten meters. Then you'll hit me. I am abroad now.

Hao Jian: If you are not an aunt, what is your status? You can go abroad without a visa. Besides, you didn't fly ten meters.

Grandma: How many meters did I fly? Are you more meaningful than the one with three meters and two meters?

Hao Jian: OK, auntie, let's cut the crap. Let's look at the picture and talk. Fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now. Where's the head? It's over! The head is gone! If you keep pestering this, you'll have no head. You can't even wash yourself when you jump into the Yellow River.

Grandma: What, do you still want to go?

Hao Jian: I'm sure I can't. I have to run!

Passerby A: Daughter-in-law, I will go home soon. Don't worry! Wait, I saw an old lady lying on the main road, and no one came to save her. Why do you think this social atmosphere has become like this now? Nobody cares about me, Aunt. Don't move. I want to wind up Weibo and condemn this behavior. Let parents comment instead. Daughter-in-law, remember to praise me Oh, the old lady fell down, what a tragedy!

Hao Jian: It's a pity that you didn't help me. Come on, auntie, let's sit up first! Aunt, what about me? I'll take you to the hospital right away. But I beg you, please help me prove it, and you will call me an innocent passer-by, okay?

Grandma: OK!

Hao Jian: That's right. I'm a good man, Hao Jian. Just now, I rode my bike in front, and somehow there was an old lady behind me. I put aside all my worries and did not hesitate to help her. It's your turn! Close your chin and look thin.

Grandma: I am an innocent passerby. You knocked me down innocently. You must run after that!

Hao Jian: Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty?

Grandma: Come with me.

Hao Jian: Come on, stop humming, you win. What about you? Now you are obsessed with the authorities. I will wait with you for a reasonable person to comment on this principle. Come on, auntie, don't freeze. I'll put your coat on. Keep warm. Can you still feel the icy rain patting you on Andy Lau?

Grandma: You have a conscience.

Hao Jian: Big Brother!

Passerby B: What's the matter, young man?

Hao Jian: There is an old lady here.

Passerby B: Did you hit it?

Hao Jian: Not really.

Passerby B: Run, I helped three people!

Hao Jian: And the result?

Passerby B: Let me tell you this, I have driven a big book before!

Hao Jian: "Hey, this irritating person can still cure diseases, then I am Qigong!" "

15, policeman: "Auntie, you ride too fast. The rims are all like this. Are you racing? "

I ... I ... ...

Policeman: "You hit someone. ...

16, police: "If the owner of that car just now returned the money to this young man, he said that those who do good deeds should not be cold, so you can take it."

Hao Jian: "Hey, not cold, not cold, not cold."

Policeman: "I'll give you an extra hundred to repair the car."

Hao Jian: "Hey, this is not only not cold, but also a little heartburn?"

17, Hao Jian: "If this person falls, won't he fall if we don't help him?" If people's hearts fall, we can't even help them. "

Hao Jian: Aunt, let me briefly introduce my family. Let's just say that the thief came to my house with tears in his eyes and threw me two bags of rice on holidays. Do you understand what I mean? Then let's do it. Let's share some fables. The names of these stories are Mr. Dong Guo and the Wolf, Lv Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, and Hao Jian and the old lady. What are these stories about? I told you from beginning to end that there used to be a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he went there on a donkey with a big pimple on his face. Later, he met a dying wolf. What about this wolf?

Grandma: It's too slow. If I want to help you, I will help you. If not, I will leave. You made room for a good man. I'll pretend you didn't hit me. All right, you go, go, run!

Hao Jian: How can I escape? If I keep saying this, can we play together in the future?

Grandma: Are you going?

Hao Jian: I'm not leaving.

Grandma: Are you going?

Hao Jian: If I leave, I will be a fugitive.

Grandma: You're not leaving, are you? Ok, I'll go!

Hao Jian: I said, Auntie, where are you going to blow up the bunker? Why don't you understand? I'm like Mr. Dong Guo now. After I save the wolf, the wolf will eat it later. Me, do you think that wolf is rude?

Grandma: I just understand! You put it here to criticize others. An old lady of mine has been lying here for a long time. Do you think I lied at work? Who is the snake?

Who is the dog? Who is such a cheap wolf, and you are so cheap?

Hao Jian: My mother gave me the name Hao Jian. She got up early and was greedy for the darkness. Why did she turn into a dirty word when she came to you?

Grandma: You knocked me down, even if you say you're sorry? Not only did you apologize, but you bit me. I tell you, you can't leave today. This is evidence. Even if I give my life today, I will fight this social unhealthy phenomenon to the end.

Hao Jian: How did you get there? No, auntie, are you okay?

Grandma: I'm so angry with you!

Hao Jian: It's really irritating. Can you treat the disease? Then I am Qigong.

Grandma: I have to find someone to judge me today. Somebody, somebody!

Policeman: Aunt, what's the situation?

Grandma: rescuer, just now, he, how did you fall? Him?

Policeman: Aunt, you ride too fast. The rim is like this. Did you run a race?

Grandma: Me, me!

Policeman: Do you think you hit someone?

Grandma: I didn't hit him.

Policeman: Auntie, the car is here and people are lying here. The scene of the accident is too clear.

Grandma: That's not my bike. That's not my bike.

Hao Jian: You didn't step on your wife's bike so fast. Did I delay your take-off?

Grandma: He, I just.

Policeman: Aunt, relax. I will take care of it. Come on, come on, comrade, this is not broken, is it? Does it hurt?

Hao Jian: Oh, my elbow! Oh, my ribs! Oh, my lumbar disc!

Policeman: Are they all broken?

Hao Jian: It doesn't hurt anymore.

Policeman: At this moment, don't use exclusion. It's really nothing Let's see if we can walk.

Hao Jian: We should be able to walk, but we must follow the schedule.

Grandma: Why are you still on duty?

Hao Jian: The rims are like that! Long time no see. I flew from there. Can I save it? Look at this, I can fly more than ten meters!

Grandma: Where did you fly ten meters?

Hao Jian: How many meters should I fly? Even now, you are still three meters behind me. Does it make sense?

Grandma: What he said was all my words!

Hao Jian: Who says who owns that thing!

Policeman: Comrade, let me help you up first. Please, don't rear-end that kid, okay?

Hao Jian: The traffic policeman who handled my accident!

Grandma: That's it. They still know each other.

Policeman: Come on, put your hands down. No, what's the situation with you two?

Hao Jian: Uncle policeman, let me explain something to you. I drove out of your place and walked ahead. My aunt suddenly fell to the ground. I went over to give her a hand in a friendly way. My aunt fell and thought it was me. Just explain to her what my bike ring is!

Policeman: OK, I see. Aunt, the rim of his bicycle was just rear-ended and hit like this. I handled the accident.

Grandma: Didn't you hit me?

Policeman: Auntie, don't you believe what the policeman said? Besides, at your age, can you still stand here and talk if he wants to hit you like that?

Grandma: That's right. Then how did I fall?

Policeman: Aunt, look, my driver just came back and apologized, saying that he didn't turn this corner at that time, so he asked me to return the money to this young man, and everyone who said that he couldn't let me do good deeds was cold! Here, take it!

Hao Jian: Oh, not cold, not cold, not cold!

Policeman: I'll give you an extra hundred dollars to repair the car!

Hao Jian: Oh, not only is it not cold, but why the sudden heartburn?

Grandma: I remember. Just now, I was wriggling like that. One step is empty, and then it will fall down.

Hao Jian: Finally, the truth comes out! Auntie, I'm sorry. Don't be angry with me. I didn't mean to be angry with you just now. I really have no choice but to play it back for you!

Grandma: Son, aunt misunderstood you so much that you didn't leave. You have to help aunt. You did a good job.

Hao Jian: Auntie, if we don't help this man, won't his heart fall? If a person's heart falls, we can't even help! Come on, aunt, let's go to the hospital and take my car.

Grandma: No, don't use your money. My aunt has medical insurance. Son of a bitch, you are such a thief. You fell to the ground and walked on your watch.

Hao Jian: I am very caring. I haven't changed. I thought at this speed, turning won't spontaneously ignite!