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Can you stock up?

Did you hoard medicine? Tell you, whoever hoards will regret it, just like hoarding iodized salt during SARS!

Tell a joke: A man wants his friend to hoard some salt, which can be disinfected. As a result, this buddy directly said, haven't you finished the salt you bought during SARS?

In the past few days, relatives at home have appeared different symptoms one after another, and they can't buy medicine. Friend, there is no drugstore at all! Someone else hoarded it some time ago. Why? Do you hoard drugs for food? Believe it or not, those antipyretics can only be used up at the age of 70 or 80?

What is even more exasperating is what canned peaches are being hoarded now. Fuck earth-shattering. If it is really useful, why did you go during the epidemic prevention and control? What are you doing jumping out now? Cheat money? Believe it or not, the country will settle accounts with you bad businessmen who have made a fortune. Now, we are hoarding ginger, garlic and green onions. Friends, please keep your eyes open. Epidemic prevention and control has been liberalized, and materials can be circulated normally throughout the country. These are just means of subsistence, not medicines, and cannot cure COVID-19.

Sure enough, ignorance is the root of human suffering.

The country has persisted in reform and opening up for so many years, and it can't cure the bad habits of our citizens. This is also in line with those unscrupulous businessmen who used it to fool our people and found a good reason. If you make a fortune from salt, you brag that iodized salt can prevent SARS. Well, someone really bought a car full of salt to go home! Not afraid of expiration? Aren't you afraid to cook in a hurry? Canned ginger, garlic, green onions and yellow peaches! The most irritating thing is this canned yellow peach. Can you stop this? Tell me, do you think you can't sell it, so you blow yourself up?

Ok, now we use all kinds of drugs to fool the people!

Before and after the release of epidemic control, do you think the country has not made a comprehensive consideration? Do you think the country can't think of this? Do you think all the policies promulgated by the state are jokes? Guys, you underestimate this country! Now the country has been coordinating domestic pharmaceutical factories to increase production and fully guarantee the supply of drugs in the market! This time, I might as well make a bold prediction. This situation of not being able to buy medicine will never happen again in a month. At that time, the medicine in your hand either expired or could only be given to others because you didn't need it at all.

Therefore, whoever hoards medicine will regret it!

It is understandable to buy some commonly used medicines at home. However, if the above viewpoint is unfortunately what I said myself, and there are really unscrupulous businessmen who illegally profit from it, then wait for the country to crack down. We are a country ruled by law and a society ruled by law. How can people who disturb the production and life order of the country be allowed to do evil? Don't forget, since ancient times, people who have made a fortune have no good end!