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Agricultural channel debut, benchmarking TFboys, this girl group, inspirational or "joke"?
How "sloppy"
20 15, high school girl Ji Xingyue excitedly said to her classmate Fan Lina:
"You don't want to change your mobile phone? This manuscript can be given for free, do you want it? "
Fan Lina is very interested.
Enthusiastic two people persuaded Wang Xiaodie, the deskmate, to pull the front table and the back table together. ...
In this way, a women's group was hastily established. ...
Second, stupid.
Sunshine and vitality.
At that time, they never imagined that a women's group established to "get a mobile phone for nothing" would really go far.
Later, they experienced many twists and turns, such as overnight popularity, being photographed, being ridiculed by the group, contract disputes, group dismantling and reorganization. ...
The realistic version of "Dream Chasing Entertainment Circle" is being staged.
Is the ups and downs of this alternative female group entertainment circle "inspirational" or "humiliating"?
02
On 20 15, the women's team draft was held in Bozhou, Anhui province.
Organizer's statement: The women's team that won the championship will each get a big-name mobile phone.
With such a reward, senior high school student Ji Xingyue "called" another m-girls and formed a women's group.
As for the group name, some people say that the future planning should be marked with "TFboys" and the combination name is called "TFgirls".
It was also suggested that the princess be named "amethyst of the light of dreams".
Finally, captain Ji Xingyue waved and patted the board:
"It's sunny, just call it sunshine!"
Five people also gave themselves foreign names: Abby (Ji Xingyue), Cindy (Fan Lina), Dora (Wang Xiaodie), Nancy and Cheryl.
Ironically, at first Fan Lina named herself "Candy" because the studio mistyped it as "Cindy", but later she simply mistyped it ...
However, I came to the game site excitedly, only to find that the location was a bar.
Thanks to the principle of "good boys don't drink" engraved in the hearts of middle school students,
Abby decided from the bottom of her heart that this place was unreliable, so she gave up the idea of playing games.
But the group has been set up, and Abby will not disband.
So they simply "raised more than 1 1,000" and bought a song "Sweet Reality" online.
After recording in a simple studio, upload it to the music platform.
Then I found a wedding photography shop and took publicity photos for five members.
No fans? Never mind, buy it yourself.
No official micro? It's easier Make it yourself.
No publicity? It doesn't matter. I believe in big v.
It's a child's nonsense.
Abby once secretly trusted a lucky big V, hoping to get publicity, but at that time, big V didn't reply to Abby.
But then big V discovered this "treasure" women's group and auditioned their "new songs".
With the mentality of "I can't be blind alone", Big V posted a publicity photo of sunshine on the Internet.
I was going to be sarcastic. Unexpectedly, this "spicy-eyed" Weibo caught fire!
In just one week, the reading volume of related topics exceeded 1 100 million, and countless netizens commented. Sunshine officials, who had been neglected, soared by 200 thousand fans.
Unfortunately, netizens are almost invariably "swearing" at these five girls:
Ugly people do more mischief, the ugliest girl group in history, wash your eyes, and Xifeng takes the second place. ...
There are also many netizens who join the army of P pictures and use exaggerated methods to make several girls become "network celebrities" ...
The heat was high enough, but Bozhou Agricultural Channel was not enough.
With the help of "convenient location", the reporter of Bozhou Agricultural Channel interviewed five "little girls"-
In the dimly lit small room, several girls introduced them to the camera one by one.
There is no makeup, no hair style, their skin is dark yellow against the light, and the tense and nonstandard Mandarin, not to mention the audience, I'm afraid even journalists can't help laughing at them.
After this program was broadcast, Sunshine was also called "the first female group to debut on the agricultural channel".
03
Despite its popularity, no one thinks this combination is serious.
It happened that someone saw the business opportunity and thought this combination was "a strange commodity"
On 20 16, Xie Bin, the agent who claimed to have won Pang, came to the door.
He also said that he would sign the Sunshine Group.
The sudden contract was in front of captain Abby, which made her a little at a loss.
Before Abby could react, Jiebin had "semi-forcibly" taken over the work of Sunshine-
He asked Abby for Guan Wei's password on the grounds of adding V, and changed his identity authentication to his own.
Before signing the contract, Jie Bin has already stated that all business activities of Sunshine must go through him.
In order to dispel the hesitation of Abby and others, Jiebin told girls and their parents to take them to big cities to learn professional vocal music and dance, and spend a lot of money on packaging.
Finally, among the five girls, only Abby, Cindy and Dora ate the "cake" and followed Jiebin to Beijing.
After arriving in Beijing, the three girls discovered that what Jiebin called "a big company" actually had nothing.
Even the land is just rented.
Jie Bin's promise of "becoming a devil as a Korean trainee" has not been realized.
The so-called "dance teacher" is Jie Bin's girlfriend.
Most of the time, girls are lying in the dormitory waiting to record songs.
Their movements are also restricted, and they have to report downstairs to buy cakes.
What makes it even more difficult for the three girls to understand is that Jiebin's company will become a bar at night, and sometimes they will be asked to help sell drinks. ...
Although they have been in Beijing for one year, they have also received more than a dozen business activities, including live broadcasts, endorsements, movie theme songs and so on.
But in the end, their income was only over 10,000 yuan.
The company has never helped three girls clean up bad comments on the internet. Cindy, with a round face, was scolded the worst.
Finally, the contradiction broke out.
The girl asked to cancel the contract and take it to court.
After a lawsuit, three girls were set free.
But Nancy and Cheryl, who didn't come to Beijing in the group, stood in Jabin's camp.
Jie Bin recruited three more girls online to fill this vacancy and formed a new sunshine.
Ironically, the combination name of "Sunshine" was decided by Abby.
But now, she has been kicked out of this group.
Three unconvinced people signed a contract with the new economic company and named it "3unshine" before they set off.
04
This is a mockery of Abby, Cindy and Dora by New Sunshine.
What about netizens?
The curse is worse.
"This face value should be able to fire. Tomorrow I will call the aunt next door to make a group debut."
"Is the purpose of' the ugliest girl group in China' to poison my retina?"
"Make a fool of yourself, sell ugly, hype. If such a female group can be on fire, I will eat it alive. "
There is a lot of abuse on the internet, but some people take a fancy to their topic and heat.
On 20 18, Goose Factory invited three unshine members to participate in the program Creation 10 1.
It is said that Goose Factory invited them seven times before and after, but they were all rejected by 3unshine.
It wasn't until someone promised them that they would not only meet their idol Jolin Tsai, but also ensure that they would stay for several rounds to give them enough opportunities to appear in the camera, 3unshine decided to participate.
Sure enough, when three people stood among a group of beautiful girls with good figure and appearance, which were carefully selected by various companies, the topic was immediately detonated.
Of course, there are still bad reviews.
Goose factory really played the "flow password" clearly, 3unshine officially debuted for the first time, and it was arranged by Su Yan.
The performance was temporarily changed from Mi Duo, which was carefully prepared for one month, to Little Qinglong.
The stage effect is greatly reduced.
Originally promised to let 3unshine stay for a few more rounds, Cindy and Dora were actually eliminated in the second phase.
Abby, who stayed, felt meaningless and chose to retire.
The program has gained traffic, and 3unshine has gained a stigma.
Everything seems so natural.
No one cares whether they stay or not, but they will laugh at them as if they were venting.
There are two "cores" of ridicule-
Yan value is not within the mainstream aesthetics, and its strength is poor.
Cindy has a wide nose, small eyes and a pie face.
Dora, thin, long face and small squints.
To make matters worse, Dora, one of the members, is still tone deaf. ...
Many people also feel strange:
This combination is not high in value and is also very embarrassing. After all these years, why haven't you collapsed?
05
To everyone's surprise:
3unshine not only didn't collapse, but "got up"!
In 20 17, the combined single "Mi Duo" released by 3unshine caused quite a stir.
The name "Mi Duo" comes from "Dance Goddess" and is the spell of "Mi Duo Goddess".
The TV line "Let me make you a honey juice" has also been spoofed by netizens as "Let my eyes burn".
The producer of "3unshine" deliberately chose this name, which is to face up to the difficulties and show the inner strength of the three girls in a self-deprecating way.
The arrangement of this song itself is also outstanding, and the production is obviously well thought out.
In terms of makeup, 3unshine also began to surprise people.
The company is built according to the characteristics of three people.
Abby is the easiest. She's not in bad shape. As long as the makeup and hair are done well, she will look bright.
And her cold temperament is very suitable for the dark punk style.
Cindy is serious when Yan value is laughed at, but she has a confident and powerful gas field.
The company made her "pie face" a feature, and she was called "C Emperor" by virtue of this unique temperament.
Dora has the worst comprehensive strength, but she is tall and thin and quite a supermodel.
It is particularly amazing that Dora is tone deaf, but her voice has a strange electronic effect.
She is also nicknamed "electronic singer Ms. D."
Learn vocal music and practice dancing crazily.
Soon, Cindy officially responded to all the attacks on her appearance with the single "Incorrect Aesthetics".
"Please! Don't black me! " , shouted out the voice of three people * * *.
"Your Sister" has some meaning of xi brain, and Jolin Tsai Divine Comedy "I Play".
In addition to the continuous works, the three also held an offline concert.
Unexpectedly, the concert tickets sold well.
There is also a lot of "true love powder" support, and the atmosphere is very hot.
I always thought they were a bunch of children fooling around.
Now I think it's really great that 3unshine bravely pursues her dreams and strives to improve.
06
In fact, for a long time, the 3unshine combination was demonized by everyone.
What crimes did these three girls commit?
To bear the ridicule of the whole network?
To put it bluntly, many people pass on their unhappiness in real life to naive girls.
What's more, I don't have the courage to pursue my dreams, but I have to laugh at those who dare to seek them.
As for 3unshine's songs.
Some people say it looks good, others think it's disgusting.
But what I want to say is:
Everyone has his own tastes and hobbies.
For 3unshine's songs, you can listen to them repeatedly, or you can find them hard to hear.
However, there is really no need to question other people's tastes with insults and ridicule.
It won't make you look advanced.
For the existence of 3unshine, an "alternative female group", you can choose to like and support it, or you can choose to hate and ignore it.
But please be less sarcastic and more kind and tolerant.
Because these three ordinary girls.
There is courage and execution that many of us don't have.
With this, they deserve respect!
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