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What are the lines of the wedding host?
As follows:
1. Opening of the wedding: Dear fellow citizens: Hello everyone! On this auspicious day, we welcome the happy union of a beautiful couple. Here, on behalf of Mr. XX and Ms. XX, two newcomers, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to all the guests. Now I announce that the wedding ceremony of Mr. XX and Ms. XX will begin now!
2. Newcomers take the stage: firecrackers blast, music plays, and red happy words are posted on the hall. There are many people getting married today, but the most beautiful one is our bride, Ms. XX. She is as slim as a fairy and graceful as a crane. And our groom is also outstanding, personable, handsome and elegant. Let us use the warmest applause to invite today's protagonist - the talented groom and the beautiful bride to make their shining debut!
3. Exchanging rings: Rumor has it that rings are fragments left behind when stars fall. They are filled with mysterious romance and have become an eternal symbol of conveying love. First, the groom puts a ring on our bride, and then the bride puts a ring on the groom. At this moment, they have made a love covenant: they will be together forever in this life!
4. Visiting the church to get married: Relatives and friends are overjoyed, and the bride and groom visit the flower church. The first bow is to raise your head and pray to heaven and earth, for peace and security in all seasons. Marry a wife and give birth to a noble son, and the next generation will be the number one scholar. In the second prayer, water has a source and trees have roots, so raising children is twice as difficult. Fulfill the children's lifelong affairs, but let the parents be single-minded. The third prayer is for husband and wife to pray to each other.
Bowing and touching each other, the couple's love grows forever. The two bowed cheek to cheek, and the couple loved each other forever. Three bows connect hearts, and a husband and wife will love each other for a lifetime.
5. Drink a cup of wine: The top touches each other and the bottom holds hands. Please present a cup of wine to the two newlyweds. Two glasses of wine, symbolizing the sweet life, embrace each other and drink the nectar of love together. The feelings are deep and the breath is boring. You are true to me and are not distracted. We know each other and love each other happily for a lifetime. With a glass of wine, you will hold hands forever. After drinking the wine, I hope your love will last forever.
6. The wedding banquet begins: All relatives and friends should be quiet for a moment. The host asked me to say something silly. Please don’t laugh after hearing this. The lanterns and colorful decorations are decorated, the atmosphere is lively, the smoke is lingering, and the wedding ceremony is held. Relatives and friends from all over the world traveled over ridges and mountains, and neighbors were all smiling. There is wine and meat, everyone gets involved, drinks to their heart's content, and doesn't stop until they're drunk. There is meat and vegetables, so you can use your chopsticks. The bride and groom, clad in red and colorful clothes, would like to thank each other and pay homage again and again!
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