Ask for a discount joke! I failed the exam. I am in a bad mood!

Friend, I specially collected a little joke, if you don't even laugh in Lian Xiao. ..

Then give the best answer to others. I hope everyone is happy.

Hehe, jokes make people happy. And they are all short paragraphs, which won't make people sick.

An ant and a white rabbit were walking in the forest when they suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg.

The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing?

The ant whispered to it:

Shh ... don't make a sound, and watch me trip it to death. ! ! !

(2) A patient who had an operation for the first time anxiously said to the doctor, "I'm scared. This is my first operation. " The doctor said I was more afraid: "This is my first operation, too."

(3) Once upon a time, a man named A Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, A Shuang's family cried painfully: A Shuang ... A Shuang ... A Shuang.

A passerby passed by here, and the passerby was puzzled: everyone is dead. What are you happy about?

Hearing this question, A Shuang's family felt even more distressed: Shuang, ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool.

(4) A monk said to a patroness, "Donor, you have a bad omen (bra)."

The patroness was anxious: "Master, how can I get rid of the ominous sign (bra)?"

The monk said: "Even if you take off the ominous sign (bra), you can't escape the two big waves of the human body."

5] The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After the doctor diagnosed, he said: In order to prevent the spread of virus liquid, it must be amputated!

The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs!

The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

[6] Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons behind them to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ....

Once a college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me!

The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

⑻ A woman took the train, her period came, and there was no place to return the sanitary napkins ... In desperation, she opened the window and went out! Just hit a farmer's face, and the farmer touched his face and said after reading it. .

I use a fork. .. the train is fast. If I get another piece of paper, I'll be covered in blood! ! ! !

Hua Mulan joined the army. . . One day during the war, my period came, and I was about to change sanitary napkins when suddenly a shell came. She passed out. . . .

When she woke up, she was already on the operating table. . . . The doctor said. Are you okay? ! ! ! "Mulan said," what's the matter? I'm fine. ".。 . .

"It's nothing. . Is it okay if the penis is blown away? ! ! "

The doctor said, "But it's all right now!" Mulan said, "What's the matter?" . . "Let me sew it on for you! ! ~ "said the doctor.

A woman can't get married because of her small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as steamed bread?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber and knelt in front of the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, Wang Zi steamed bread!" " "

Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as a peach?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down to the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, cherries are peaches, too?" ! ! ! "

Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as an orange?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down to the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, kumquat?" ! ! ! "

Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as an egg?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt on one knee and shouted at the sky, "Oh, my God, poached eggs? ! ! ! "

""Li Li, "the agent replied, forbidding Ctrl+C copying. I hope everyone can be happy.