Ask for a dialogue between numbers (joke) Example: 0 and 8 meet in the street. 0 disdains to look at 8 and says, "If you are fat, why are you still tying a rope around your waist?"

My QQ name is "6+9", and one day someone came up to me and said, "It's equal to 15". I said, "Thank you!" Someone said, "You're welcome. No matter how hard it is, I can't help you. " .

Myth: 4+4+4+4=? Hit a fruit.

Answer: pomegranate! ~

1 Yes 10 said, "Dude, you are eating eggs!

8 said to 3, "Dude, you have started plastic surgery!

2 said to 7, "Dude, how can you not wear shoes?

9 said to 6, "Dude, how can you stand on your head skillfully?"

7 said to 2, "Dude, why are you old? Bend down!

1111Yes1Say, "Dude, why don't you eat?

0 right 1 Say, "Dude, why do you only eat fried dough sticks?

5 to 6 said, "Dude, can you stop arguing?

One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 took a look at 8 and said, "Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing? "

9 to go out, I met 6 when I left. Said, "I'm leaving." No.6 said: "

Let's leave now. Why do you still play handstand? "

7 said to 2, "Don't kneel, I won't marry you."

1 meets 3 and exclaims, "Ouch! I haven't seen how to get breast implants for a few days. "

7 said to 2, "Don't kneel, I won't marry you."

0 saw 8 and said, "If you are fat, you will be fat, and you will wear a belt." 7 said to 2, "kneel down and I won't marry you for 500 years." 6 to 9 say "cool is cool, and you can stand on your head." 8 saw 3 running over and shouted, "Big Brother, who cut it?"

100 integral

After the final exam, Xiaoming went home and said to his parents, "Mom, Dad, I am older this time 100." My parents are very happy after hearing this. Xiao Ming added: "It means that the two doors add up 100." Dad was furious and raised his hand to fight. He was persuaded by his mother: "Even if you get 40 points in math, you should get 60 points in Chinese. Is there at least one level? " At this moment, Xiao Ming whispered, "Mom, it's not that kind of algorithm! Language is 10, and mathematics is 0, which adds up to 100. "