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If I can clone the composition 1, I will use my imagination to create countless ideas, but now I can only say two of my favorite ideas.
If I can clone, I will clone many nannies, hug my grandparents, beat their backs, rub their shoulders and tell them jokes … so that they can live comfortably at home.
At night, when my parents come home from work, I will ask the nanny to rub their backs and shoulders. ...
In summer, it will be very hot at home. In the evening, I will ask the nanny to fan my parents and grandparents. There are 30 people in each room 10. Every room will definitely not feel so hot, and it will definitely be chilly.
The rest of the people are guarding the living room, and they will protect us in any dangerous situation. Some people guard the toilet and kitchen ... others guard the door.
Our family of five went out, 100 bodyguards followed.
If I can clone, I will clone many money-making machines, then our family will be big. I have many wishes in my heart, and they will all be realized with money.
Hey! This may be a dream or a reality. As long as we study hard, everyone will clone, and then some of our dreams will come true!
If I can clone composition 2, I want to clone love.
In modern times, many people have made a fortune. These people who make a fortune feel great when they make a fortune. However, do they know anyone who is richer than them? Like Bill Gates, he is rich, but he is not arrogant. And those rich people, when they see those beggars, say something about them without scolding them. Beggar, which gods have offended the rich? Because of this, I decided to clone love. By traveling around the world, I got DNA from 7749 philanthropists, and then, after 998 1 day refining ... finally, I cloned love. After that, I cloned 6.5 billion hearts because there were only 6.5 billion people in the world at that time. After cloning love, I got on the plane, sprinkled love all over the world, and let love find its own master.
If I can clone, I will clone myself.
Everyone has shortcomings, but I have a way to make myself perfect. Speaking of which, you may know what I'm going to do. Yes, I just want to clone myself, and then see my shortcomings and correct them immediately. At that time, I was the first perfect person in the world. What about human cloning? Maybe, you can be the first clone in the world!
If only I could clone it!
If I can clone composition 3, the original English word of cloning is clone, which means copy. It means copying. Simply put, it is an artificially induced asexual reproduction method. 1927 In February, under the cultivation of two scientists, seven earth cloned sheep were born.
In 20xx, China has mastered the advanced cloning technology. But it is forbidden to clone human beings, which is prohibited by the cloning law. Because cloning will disturb the life of a family, it is forbidden by the cloning law. In 20xx, our earth has been destroyed beyond repair. On the earth, the desert area is enlarged, soil erosion, trees are reduced, animals fall under the cold muzzle of hunters, factories are built more and more, water is polluted and the atmosphere is destroyed.
At the National People's Congress, after many discussions, we decided to let our country clone a planet. I was working when I heard the robot say, "Dr. Li, someone is calling for you!" " "I immediately answered the phone. It turned out that the CPC Central Committee decided to let me clone a new earth, and I resolutely accepted the task.
I'm going to collect earth cells right away. I copied many earth cells. After a period of cultivating the earth, a year later, the new earth was finally cultivated successfully. I will report to the Central Committee, and the Central Committee will report to the whole world. A week later, people all over the world moved to the new earth and started a new life.
Since then, everyone has cherished the cloned earth.
If I can clone composition 4, if I can clone, I will clone many flowers and trees, so that the world will be covered with green. Also, I want to change the desert. I want to use advanced cloning technology to "change" many exotic flowers and giant umbrella trees in the desert and make our global village more beautiful.
If I can clone, I want to clone a lot of food, so that people who don't have enough to eat and don't wear warm clothes can eat delicious rice like us without starving.
Many wild animals are dying. If I can clone, I will clone some wild animals and let our friends-animals return to nature.
If I can clone, I want to clone many rivers, so that people's water problems can be solved; If possible
Cloning, I want to clone human organs to relieve the suffering of patients in great pain. if ......
Now, I will study skills in a down-to-earth manner and strive to realize my dream.
If I can clone composition 5, then I will clone one thing-the earth.
Now, people on the earth continue to destroy the earth. People turn the beautiful girl-like earth into an ugly duckling-like planet and are laughed at by other planets.
Because of this, I want to clone the earth, and I want to clone more so that people living on the earth can move to another earth to live happily. After people living on another earth live and work in peace and contentment, I will take a few scientists back to our hometown, cure our hometown, make it brand-new, brand-new, and then let people return to their hometown to live, so that everyone can live happily, every child can grow up healthily and every child can live happily.
If everyone had a sense of environmental protection and cared for the earth, it would not be like this. Therefore, we should take good care of the earth, plant more green plants, emit less waste gas and waste water, and don't litter, so how wonderful our life will be.
Act quickly, or it will be too late to regret at the end of the world. Let's protect our home together!
If I can clone composition 6, I will clone many delicious and interesting things. I also want to clone many rabbits and puppies. I think this is probably my personal idea!
Below, I will talk about how I can benefit mankind if I can clone.
If I can clone, I will clone purebred pork and livestock so that everyone can eat the healthiest and greenest food in the world; If I can clone, I will clone many rare animals and save them from extinction; If I can clone, I want to clone the most beautiful flowers in the world, so that people can smell the melancholy fragrance; If I can clone, I will clone human internal organs and let countless patients see the hope of life. ...
If I can clone, I want to be a clone superman. There are crises and sorrows. I'm going to stop and fix it. I want to regard the last place in the world where cloning is needed as the last place to destroy cloning. Because the last need of human beings is to clone themselves. And then used in war. Let countless lives die. Alas! Too bad I can't clone.
Alas! Cloning is a double-edged sword. If this technology can appear as soon as possible, then traveling pigeons will not disappear, and marsupials will not disappear forever on this earth. However, I bless the clone and ask him not to destroy mankind again. And don't clone humans. Otherwise, our earth will really be destroyed in our hands!
I hope so.
If I can clone composition 7, think about how wonderful it would be!
If I can clone, I will clone Einstein, Madame Curie and Newton, so that these geniuses can continue to exert their talents and make contributions to human development. If they have them, how many problems will be solved in the world! If I can clone, I want to clone some rare animals, such as giant pandas and Siberian tigers ... Let them stay in the world forever! If I can clone, I will make every corner of the earth wear new green clothes, make the earth full of vitality and charm! If I can clone, I want to clone many flowers and plants to beautify the earth. Lawns and flower beds can be seen everywhere in the park, which are pleasing to the eye and refreshing, and make every corner of the earth more beautiful. If I can clone it, I want to clone the oasis and let the green forest and lovely animals dress themselves up. If I can clone, I will clone a lot of fresh water, because there is too little fresh water in the world, and water is the source of life, so I will clone a lot of fresh water to nourish the earth and make life last forever. If I can clone, I want to clone myself, let me eat and live with the clone, let her become a member of my family, accompany me to study, think abroad together and be my bosom friend. Cloning is our vision for the future. In order to realize this beautiful wish, we should study hard now and realize this beautiful wish when we grow up! ! !
If I Can Clone Composition 8 Since the birth of the first cloned sheep named Dolly in the world, many scientists have tried to clone the life they want. If I can clone, I want to clone …
If I can clone, I want to clone eyes. Eyes are the windows of the soul and indispensable to human beings. But many people don't cherish it, and in the end it can be said that it is basically blind; Some people are born with nothing but darkness; Some people lost their eyes in the accident. Their world is gloomy, sad, fragile, and the colorful world may be just memories and imagination in their minds.
How much trouble will eye defects bring them! Whenever they walk in the street, they have to queue up with crutches and grope in the street. Sometimes they will see many people looking at them with strange eyes, and even some children will play tricks on them. It's all because of their bad eyes. None of this would have happened if they all had bright eyes.
I want to clone a pair of eyes as bright as pearls and as blue as the sea, and replace them with those eyes, so that the blind can embrace the light in the abyss of out of the dark and see this beautiful world, and others will not look at them with colored eyes and play tricks on them. ...
I thought: My dream of cloning is not a fantasy. In the near future, people who have lost their light will no longer exist!
If I can clone composition 9 "Help me!" Hey, who's talking? "Help me, human, leave me alone!" Oh! It turns out that the golden monkey is calling on people to let them go and let us not destroy the environment again. Yes, the golden monkey is endangered now. Sichuan golden monkey is the least, only a few hundred, followed by Yunnan golden monkey, only more than 2,000, and the most beautiful Guizhou golden monkey, only 20,000 at most, which is pitifully rare. Therefore, I decided to use high-tech cloning technology to clone golden monkeys.
I caught ten golden monkeys from Sichuan, Yunnan and Guizhou, and asked them to have good varieties and not get sick. I extracted some of their genes, caught some ordinary monkeys and injected the genes of these 30 monkeys into this monkey completely. The monkey was alive and kicking at once, and his whole body was completely changed. His face is as beautiful and lovely as Guizhou golden monkey, and his spirit is as active as Yunnan golden monkey. His tail belongs to Sichuan golden monkey. It is thin and long. ...
I was full of joy and immediately cloned identical monkeys, and all their looks were "facelift", which made people see that each monkey looks different and has its own characteristics, so it won't be confused.
Ha ha! I cloned hundreds of millions of monkeys with an unmanned injection system at a speed of three seconds per monkey. I'm glad the golden monkey will never become extinct!
If I can clone the composition 10, cloning used to be a pipe dream, but now, cloning technology has become a reality. What would I do if I could clone?
In mountainous areas, some children can't afford to go to school, so they can only look at those who can go to school. If I can clone, I will clone many teachers, let them go to the mountains to teach children for free, sow the seeds of wisdom, and make them as smart and capable as we are.
My eyes are not very good. I can't read the words on the blackboard clearly without glasses. Moreover, as far as I know, quite a few children have become like me. If I can clone, I will clone a lot of eyeballs, so that a nearsighted blind person like me can have bright eyes again and see every corner of the world clearly.
Nowadays, there are more and more deserts on the earth, fewer and fewer natural forests, trees and flowers, and the air is not fresh at all, which makes people living in this environment feel suffocated and even suffer from strange diseases. If I can clone, I will clone many flowers and trees, so that there are exotic flowers and plants everywhere on the land, no more deserts, no more acid rain, no more mudslides, the air is fresh, and people will never get lung disease again.
Nowadays, many people like to eat the meat of wild animals. Today, many animals have become extinct. If I can clone, I will clone many animals so that they can unite and not be eaten by hunters.
If I can clone, I will clone many things to make every corner of the world full of vitality.
If I can clone the composition 1 1, technology will continue to develop and cloning technology will continue to develop. Now, humans have successfully cloned pigs, sheep and so on. Cloning is really amazing and interesting.
I am thinking hard, if I am a cloning expert, what should I clone? I finally have a clue: I want to clone trees, so that every inch of land in China will be covered with pleasing green, flowers will bloom, butterflies will fly, birds will play, and the endless desert will be covered with yellow sand and green trees.
I want to clone many wild animals, build nature into an ideal and beautiful home, and let them live happily. At that time, the ecological balance, people and animals live in harmony, enjoying the gifts of nature and mother earth.
I want to clone countless springs, streams and rivers, so that pure water can nourish this cracked land and raise Chinese children. Let the trickle merge into a vast sea and flow into everyone's heart.
I also want to clone the heart of peace, so that everyone on earth will turn to peace, reject war, let the flowers of peace bloom everywhere in the earth's homeland, let all people live in peace, make the world full of laughter, make people live and work in peace, and make the earth prosperous and strong.
I want to clone too many things, too many. In order to realize this dream, I must study hard and let my dream lead my pace and my future!
If I can clone the composition 12, you should all have heard of cloning. I've heard of it, too. But have you ever wondered what you would do if you could clone it? If I can clone, I will do something. If you want to know, please continue reading.
If I can clone, I will clone all endangered animals. For example: golden monkey, giant panda, baboon, emperor penguin, leopard, lion, Siberian tiger. If I can, I want to clone a dinosaur. Do not laugh at me. If scientists find living dinosaur cells in dinosaur fossils, they may be able to clone dinosaurs. If I can clone, I want to clone a few of me. So I can play at home all day and don't have to work. However, I won't do that, because then, our health will get worse and worse. Some human instincts will also be lost. At that time, if someone invaded us, we could only watch them invade. If I can clone, I will clone several policemen, and they are all super smart policemen. Not afraid to fight, the power is endless. In this way, we can live a carefree life.
Students, you should give me more advice after reading my article. Write if you want! ! !
If I can clone the composition 13, it will not only benefit mankind, but also hurt our lives.
If I can clone, I will clone a lot of wood. I want to make the air in the city clean and let the sick and miserable people breathe more fresh air.
If I can clone, I will clone a lot of fresh water, because there is too little water in the world. Water is the source of life. How can we live without a drop of clean water in the world?
If I can clone, I will clone some rare animals, such as pandas and Siberian tigers. Let them live in the world forever.
If I can clone, I will clone more time and turn a day into 30 hours, because I think a day is too fast. I will give extra time to teachers, family members and good friends, so that they can have more time to rest, play with me and help me check my homework.
If I can clone,
I really hope that our motherland will be more developed in science and technology, and let me realize these wishes!
If I can clone the composition 14, if I am a cloning expert, I will clone more and more trees on the earth, and I will make every community, every mountain village and every city covered with green. Oh, yes, I need a change in that endless desert. I want to clone many exotic flowers and plants in the desert with the most advanced cloning technology. In a few days, the desert will be covered with trees and flowers, and the earth will be full of vitality. I also want to transplant the seeds of this green plant abroad. Let our global village become more beautiful, more beautiful, more dynamic and more beautiful.
If I am a cloning expert, I must clone more wild animals, such as Tibetan antelope, Chinese alligator, tree tiger, golden pheasant and panda, so that the ecology can be balanced and animals and friends of human beings can return to nature.
If I were a cloning expert, I would clone many rivers to solve the problem of water resources on which people depend. I will clone many doves of peace and let them fly to the sky, so that there will be no war and death in the world.
Now, I want to learn skills and fight for my dreams.
If I can clone the composition 15, I will be a sixth-grade student now. The heavy study weighed me out of breath. So I want to clone myself, take different subjects for me, absorb the nutrients of different knowledge, and quickly arm me with knowledge.
Of course, it is more important to use this technology to clone countless trees, animals, plants and so on. Let this earth, which has been tortured beyond recognition by human beings, become beautiful again and return to its original vibrant and fragrant appearance.
Animals and plants on the earth are used by people. The earth provides everything for human beings, but human beings are still like insatiable children, constantly using everything. Rivers are flooding, green is decreasing, the atmosphere is empty, and the land is desertified ... so the earth will become a dead planet sooner or later.
When I can grow these plants and animals, I will say to them, "Tree, your task is to absorb carbon dioxide and expel oxygen that is essential for human beings." Flowers and plants, you should beautify the environment and make people feel comfortable. Animals, your task is to get the food chain back to normal ... "They set off with their own tasks.
A few months later, the earth finally returned to its original beautiful appearance.
I want to prosper countless things that are useful to mankind, make the earth full of vitality, and let people live on the vibrant earth forever.
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