What jokes can make you laugh at your ABS?

A second after seeing this title, I thought of several funny jokes. My mouth suddenly rose, which made my friend sitting next to me think I was out of my mind. He frowned at me and asked me what I was laughing at, subconsciously staying away from me, hahaha.

Here I tell a few jokes that I find particularly funny and unforgettable. Some of them I saw from Weibo, Post Bar and other places, and some happened around me.

1. A slip of the tongue joke that someone is angry about something and then wants to say to another person, "Go away!" Yes, as a result, he became confused. He shouted angrily to the man, "Quack!"

This is still a joke about a slip of the tongue, and now it seems to have become a stalk. I remember there seems to be a version of two people quarreling. A man said, "Do you believe me? I let my brothers hit you! " The other party was very angry and dissatisfied and wanted to say, believe it or not, I let a van hit you, but somehow he blurted out, "Believe it or not, I let a Becks van hit you." There is also a version of the man who got off a car full of bread, laughing and crying. )

A person wants to tell another person that he is not a vegetarian and can't be bullied. Finally, he says, "Do you think I grew up eating?"

4. A man recorded a video and said to his girlfriend next to him, "The person next to me is stupid." Then his girlfriend next to him got angry and said, "The person next to you is stupid!" "

When I was in high school, the head teacher liked to sneak in from the back door of our classroom to check everyone's study. One morning, when he was reading early, he came in again. Then a student at the back of the classroom didn't notice him, and before others could remind him, there was a scene where he bent his head and concentrated on playing video games. The class teacher bent behind him and watched him play games with a smile. After about half a minute, the classmate noticed that the atmosphere around him was not quite right, and then looked behind him. Ha, ha, ha, that classmate's stunned and dull expression and reaction when he saw him at that time seemed to empty himself instantly. Now I want to laugh when I think about it.

6. I once went to an Internet cafe to play games with my friends. When choosing a seat, my friend suddenly said, "The front row is fast. Let's sit in the back row. " I didn't react. I gave a cry. Then I watched the webmaster and another person who paid for the Internet with question marks on their faces, and watched us go to the back row. Later, I learned that my friend originally wanted to say: the internet speed in the back row is fast, so I don't take the front row to the back row.

7. When I was a child, I thought that fish could grow naturally from water, so after I found a pond with many fish with my friends, I often went there with pots and nets to catch fish. Then one day, when we returned home with a full load, we met an uncle on the road. My uncle asked where we caught the fish, so I told him not to tell anyone, or there would be no fish in that place. Later, I learned that the uncle was the owner of the fish pond, and the fish was not naturally produced. I felt very sorry for the uncle. Then, I did something that made me feel funny and guilty. In order to make up for my mistake of catching his fish from him before, I began to quietly put other creatures I caught elsewhere in his fish pond, and then once I caught a pot of tadpoles and put them in. . I put another turtle I caught in it. . . Later, I heard the uncle say to others, "How can frogs lay so many eggs in my pond?" . . " .。 .

In addition, there are many jokes that make me laugh at my abdominal muscles. Too many, so there are different examples. These jokes have accompanied my growth and added a lot of fun to my life.