Funny dialogue between rich and poor

The poor and the rich

The poor said: I want to cultivate the two acres of land well so that I can make a living.

The rich said: I want to buy and sell land and make a living. Development;

The poor said: I owe my neighbor 1,000 yuan, and I always think about paying it back.

The rich said: I owe the bank 10 million, what are you afraid of!

The poor said: I will work in the city to earn a little money.

The rich said: If money is tight, I will raise some capital and issue stocks;

The poor Said: I'm laid off, let's just set up a small stall to make a living.

The rich said: I went to work and started a company by bragging about my connections;

The poor said: I I want to write a book and improve my life.

The rich said; I am good at piracy and earn 1 million at a time;

The poor said: When I am tired, I go to the food stalls and drink some sorghum. Spirits,

The rich man said: I will go to the gym when I have free time and drink some Remy Martin wine;

The poor man said: I am in poor health, so just buy a pig’s trotter to chew on, that’s good. It smells so good.

The rich man said: I'm tired of eating chicken and fish, but the donkey whip and stewed tortoise is almost the same;

The poor man said: I have a wife who knows how cold it is and how hot it is. Contented,

The rich man said: If you have a wife at home and no lover outside, your life will be in vain