A hilarious joke! ! ! Be sure to laugh, not too long! ! !

Standing on the edge of the Fourth Ring Road, waiting for someone, a silver Mercedes suddenly stopped beside me and the window rolled down. It was a big girl with a bright smile and asked me: Is it Miss Zhang? I hesitated for a moment, then answered firmly: I can. ...

Once my mother made bone soup. It's almost time for dinner. My mother picked up a piece of bone and put it in my bowl. I can't eat it. My mother's eyes rolled: "Isn't it a waste not to eat?" ! "I said," Then I'll give it to McDull (our dog) ... "Mom was angry and patted the chopsticks on the table:" If you don't give the dog such a big piece of meat, you might as well give it to your father! "Next to eat meat happy dad, black line stopped on his face. ......

"Mom, I must have picked it up in the trash can, right?" "What makes you think so, silly boy? You gave it to me when I bought more than 200 yuan in the supermarket. "

A good man was asked by a sister to repair his computer, but the broken computer could not be repaired at all. At this time, the sister squatted on the back of the good man and said, "This is very difficult to repair. Why don't we do something else? Not boring. " Good people feel that their technical strength has been greatly challenged and insulted, and bite their teeth and say, "I'm sure I can fix it!" " "

A classmate in the next class loves to dance street dance. One day, he jumped up in the corridor. I happened to pass by and looked at it curiously for a while. Probably because he saw someone watching, he jumped hard, finally slipped in front of me with a handsome knee, and then kept kneeling and looking at me motionless, probably to get my praise. I don't know how to flatter, but in order not to disappoint him, I took out a dollar and threw it in front of him.

"I miss you." "Well ... me too." "Is your wife asleep?" "Well ..." "My wife is asleep, too."