Funny brain teasers and answers?

Brainstorming can not only test a person's reaction ability, but also exercise a person's thinking ability. Now let me share interesting brain teasers and answer

Brainstorming can not only test a person's reaction ability, but also exercise a person's thinking ability. Now let me share interesting brain teasers and answers with you. I hope you like them.

Funny brain teaser and answer recommendation

1. Jack should have sailed his yacht to the Red Sea, but he went to the Black Sea. Why? Answer: He is color blind.

2. What is the thing that only one person can do? Answer: dreaming

3. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo

4. Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that the basket will be full after 12 minutes. So, when is it half a basket of eggs? Answer: 1 1 minute.

5. Under what circumstances do people cry? Answer: Cremation.

6. In today's society, what do self-employed people live on? Answer: mouth.

7. If you just call it by its name, it will be destroyed. What is this? Answer: Silence.

8. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: the blind.

9. A bacterium divides into two after 1 min, and divides into four again after 1 min. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle? Answer: 59 minutes.

10. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Answer: Brush false teeth.

1 1. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: There are empty seats on the bus.

12. Which is longer, the water snake, the python or the bamboo snake? Answer: green bamboo snake

13. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

14. Which tire doesn't turn when the car turns right? Answer: spare tire

15. What comes often, but never really comes? Answer: Tomorrow.

16. A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: He was scared to death in midair.

17. Why can frogs jump higher than trees Answer: Trees can't jump.

18. She was a mother before giving birth to a child, raising a child and adopting a mother. Who is this? Answer: the bride

19. what is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? Answer: Your own funeral.

20. What's easy and comfortable about typing? Answer: doze off

Classic brain teaser sharing

1. When can children meet and live side by side? Answer: Very good.

Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.

A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? Answer: because that's the signboard of McDonald's M.

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.

5. What is the elephant's left ear like? Answer: It looks like its right ear.

Ayong always procrastinates, but his superiors always praise him. Why? A: He is a mason.

7. What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD.

8. Where is the narrowest road? Answer: The way home is very narrow.

9. There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

10. What gives birth to a tail at night? Answer: Meteor.

1 1. The plane was flying in the air and suddenly ran out of oil. What fell first? Answer: Oil gauge indicator

12. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? Answer: hands and feet.

13. What gun will shoot people away without hurting them? Answer: water gun

14. There is a medicine that you can take without going to a drugstore. What medicine is it? Answer: regret medicine

15. Every couple has an absolute * * * in their lives. What is that? Answer: Get married on the same day in the same year.

16. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.

17. What animal stays up all night? Answer: Panda, your eyes will always be black without it!

18. How can I drink a drink with a full bottom? Answer: use a straw.

19. There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but not with your right hand. What is this? Answer: right hand

20. A sheep eats half of the grass a year. How many years did it take to eat all the grass flowers? Answer: You can never finish it, because the grass is older!

Classic joke sharing

1, "You clip people, don't clip them to others, you must clip them to me!" The cannibal prince stared at his father's chopsticks and sang silently in his heart.

2. A: "I heard that our ancestors had no electricity, no TV, no computer and no ipad at that time. How do they live? "

B: "So they are all dead."

I suddenly understood one thing. The Monkey King always calls himself "I am your grandparents" to all kinds of monsters.

"I am your grandfather" or something, but in fact he just wants to express "I am your grandmother" ...

4. "Who?" The queen mother is taking a bath and cleaning. As the maid shouted, a shadow flashed out of the window and flew away.

The queen mother, wrapped in royal robes, went to the window and immediately stopped the maid who tried to chase her. "Stop chasing, I know who it is."

The maid heard the news and stared at it in the direction of the queen mother's eyes. It should have been a perfect enough paper, and it was pierced by three holes with wet fingers!

The old miser is terminally ill and will die soon. Neither son wants to spend money, so they discuss how to send their father to be buried, which can save money.

The boss said, "Oxcart is cheap. Hire an ox cart to pull it. " The second child said, "Oxcart is too expensive. Let's hire two people to carry it. "

Then I heard the dying old miser say, "Two unfilial bastards! Raised you for nothing. It costs money to hire anything. I'll just go by myself! "