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A gentleman makes money in a proper way.

I used to be ashamed to talk about money.

Of course, I am not short of money!

But there have been great changes recently. I don't think it's embarrassing to talk about money!

A gentleman loves money and takes it wisely! Money earned aboveboard makes you happy and makes you happy.

Yesterday, I received a 2000-word article from the official WeChat account of Suzhou Archives Bureau in August, 330 yuan.

I also received the manuscript fee of Gusu Evening News, 1500 words, 140 yuan.

Much more rewarding than my hard work in today's headlines.

The articles I send every day are uneven in bitterness and joy. Sometimes there are hundreds of thousands of readings, and sometimes there are only dozens. A few days ago, I was lucky enough to explode twice in a row before I tasted the joy of harvest.

Lu Zigang 176.29 yuan, Yan Song, 55.77 yuan.

If there are explosions every day, it may really support the family!

It's a pity that the explosion can't be exploded if you want to. At my present level, it's good to explode one or two articles a month!

However, the teachers of the Academy of Fine Arts said that as long as they persist, the explosion will always be there!

In class tonight, teacher Kaka said that as long as we persist, we can read thousands of words on the micro-headlines as much as we can in 7 yuan!

How can it be so high? According to this standard, didn't my explosive reading of more than 300 thousand yuan reach more than 2 100 yuan?

No wonder Miss Dashan can earn more than 10,000 yuan for an article!

Since the number of fans exceeded 1000, my income has really improved significantly. I read more than 7000 books yesterday, and I can read 4 yuan at most! I remember that in the past, tens of thousands of readings were only a few cents.

The number of people has risen rapidly recently. In a few days, we will reach 149 1, and we may break through the 1500 mark tomorrow.

It will get better and better!

My expectation is to earn money to buy books! No, I can earn half the money to buy books.

I bought more than 8000 yuan of books last month.

Actually, there are other incomes. Now I go out to give lectures, and some pay 1000, and some pay 2000. Teacher Liang invited me to attend a day garden class for three hours at the expense of 800 yuan.

The paper was full of money, and my husband laughed at me and said I was in the eye of money!

Alas, people have to eat fireworks.

Since retiring last year, the annual income has dropped sharply from 500,000 to 6.5438+0.5 million. Although my husband still earns 800,000 yuan a year, it will drop sharply to 654.38+0.5 million in two years!

I can't imagine what it will be like in 250 thousand years. Then, before it is too late, try to practice your skills and earn a dollar with happiness and satisfaction!