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My daughter complained to the government that my husband suddenly became a woman. Why did the magistrate say that her husband was a woman?
One day, a woman reported to the government that her husband had become a woman. The county magistrate was very puzzled and immediately sent someone to take the woman's husband to court. I saw that the woman's husband had a handsome red lip and looked like a woman from a distance or from a close distance. Lingxian county magistrate loudly asked the woman's husband what was going on? The woman's husband told his story.
It turned out that he was really a man at first. At the age of 22, he married a woman in the same village. Their marriage is very happy, and his wife gave birth to a daughter for him. Li Liangyu was very happy. However, with the birth of her daughter, Li Liangyu felt that her meager income could not support her family, so she made an appointment with her fellow villager Luda, and they would go out to work together. Li Liangyu's wife can only wait for Li Liangyu at home.
As soon as Li Liangyu went out, he felt very lonely, so he and Luda went to the brothel to amuse themselves. Unexpectedly, this time, Li Liangyu was unfortunately infected with the disease. After a long time, Li Liangyu's lower body began to swell and fester, and finally disappeared. Li Liangyu can't believe that she has become a woman. That night, Li Liangyu had a dream. In his dream, he saw himself in the underworld, and the people in the underworld said to him, You should have been a woman, but you were born in the wrong place and became a man. Only when you marry Luda can you really get your daughter back? . So Li Liangyu invited Luda to drink, and Luda got drunk. Li Liangyu took the opportunity to have sex with Luda, and Li Liangyu thought he was his daughter. This matter is a foregone conclusion, and the county magistrate has to decide that Li Liangyu is his daughter. Li Liangyu's wife had to accept this fact, and finally Li Liangyu and Ruda got married.
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