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What are the sad and sad copywriting terms?

As follows:

1, I love it very seriously, but I still hurt my heart.

2. The closer you are to a stranger, the farthest you are.

Although people are changed from animals, it is a pity that many people have changed back.

4. If you don't take the initiative, you will lose, but taking the initiative is really tiring.

5, vowed never to give up, but in the end you can only do it and cherish it. If you insist on leaving, I can only say that I will never see you again.