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After watching a series of movies on the dark side of realistic society adapted from real stories, such as Su Yuan, The Fur
Don't cry, or the Jews who marched to death will laugh at you.
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After watching a series of movies on the dark side of realistic society adapted from real stories, such as Su Yuan, The Fur
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After watching a series of movies on the dark side of realistic society adapted from real stories, such as Su Yuan, The Furnace and Princess Han, people always feel desperate and decadent in the face of cruel life, so I decided to watch the inspirational old film Beautiful Life recommended by my friends for n times.
Kido, a rural youth who came to the town from the countryside, hopes to open his own bookstore in the town. Because of his Jewish ancestry, his application to open a bookstore was repeatedly blocked. In order to survive, he first worked as a waiter in a restaurant.
In a small town, Kido fell in love with Dora, a female teacher, at first sight. At that time, Dora had a boyfriend who worked in a government department. In the words of China people now, a civil servant and a people's teacher are well matched. However, the waiter Kido impressed Dora with his sincerity, simplicity, enthusiasm and optimism, and defeated this seemingly powerful rival in love.
After they got married and had a lovely son Schopenhauer, Kido finally opened his own bookstore.
The cloud of World War II hung over Italy. On the fifth birthday of his son Schopenhauer, the Nazis captured Kido and Schopenhauer and forcibly sent them to Jewish concentration camps.
Although his wife Dora is not of Jewish descent, she insists on going to the concentration camp with Kido and her son.
Kido didn't want his son's young mind to be overshadowed by the horrors of war. He tricked his son into playing games. Those who abide by the rules of the game will eventually get a real tank with 1000 points to go home. The naive son believed it.
Kido used his father's love and wisdom to make his son Schopenhauer the only surviving child in the Jewish concentration camp.
Beautiful Life 1997 was released, an old movie 20 years ago. At first, I didn't have much hope for this film. I didn't expect to see tears in my eyes at last.
After watching the movie, Kido, a kind, honest and optimistic young Jew, left a deep impression on me with his clumsy appearance.
There is a saying: "Some things are not believed because they are seen, but because they are believed." I firmly believe that optimistic people will believe and those who believe will see.
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My best friend is cold, beautiful and gentle, and can sing and dance well.
20 10, Lengleng married her college boyfriend who had been in love for 8 years. Because of the palace cold after marriage, they have never had their own baby. Later, they chose to go to Peking Union Medical College Hospital again and again to be IVF, and traveled from Chengdu to Beijing for more than a year. Finally, after all kinds of hardships, they have a lovely son, Jingjing.
During the one-year trip from Chengdu to Beijing, Lengleng always chatted with me on QQ. She told me that she was glad to be married to her husband and could not have children because of physical reasons, but he never put any pressure on her. The pressure from her parents-in-law was dissolved invisibly by her husband, who told her that it didn't matter if she didn't have children. He will love her forever and take care of her all his life.
Lengleng sent me a photo just after giving birth in Beijing. When I looked at this little guy who looked dignified and strong, I was really happy for being cold. Cold and cold don't have to do all kinds of torturous tests, don't touch those cold equipment and instruments, and don't have to do painful egg retrieval surgery. She can finally end her medical career. I thought Lengleng could live a happy life in fairy tales from now on.
But two years later, the cold husband was carrying a divorced middle-aged woman with a 7-year-old daughter. He stayed with the mother and daughter and never came home for more than half a year. Under the cover of her husband's lies, she coldly found out the reason why he didn't go home. All overtime and business trips were fake. I can't believe it coldly, how can a lover of more than ten years be fleeting, how can he become unrecognizable overnight, and not leave his lover at the most difficult time.
Leng chose a divorce, and she left Chengdu with her son Jingjing. In two months, I lost 20 Jin. When I saw her in my hometown, I thought she would never love again in my life.
A year later, she caught up with fashion coldly and fell in love with a handsome national public official online. They have the same view, and there will always be endless topics to talk about. If they can't meet every day and talk on the phone for at least 2 hours, you will be envious.
Lengleng often sings to the man on the other end of the phone like a little girl. The song Invisible Wings sings like Leng Leng himself. "Every time, I am strong in the loneliness of wandering. Every time, even if I get hurt, I don't cry. I know that I always have a pair of invisible wings to take me flying and fly over despair. "
I thought Lengleng finally found happiness this time. But three months after they met, after the first sex, the man disappeared. It turned out that he was just hooking up online.
When I was lovelorn, I was away on business. She was crying on the other end of the phone. I cried silently on the other end of the phone. I know indifference is a real emotion.
Later, I entrusted my son Jingjing to my mother coldly and went to Lijiang alone. She seldom contacts me. Every time I ask her, "Are you okay?" She replied, "I'm fine."
I know that she is really good, because she is the optimistic cold, and she is the colder and braver cold, forever.
During the Chinese New Year, a man who came back from his hometown asked me for a cold reception. At Starbucks, she sipped coffee gracefully and told me what happened this year with a smile. She sang in a bar in Lijiang, got a driver's license, got a third-class psychological counselor certificate, and got to know a clever Tsinghua science man.
Lengleng is getting married. The wedding photos are very cold, snuggling up to the science and engineering man. Science men looked at cold students affectionately, and their eyes and eyebrows were full of happiness. That set of photos is unforgettable.
It is often said coldly that life is not perfect, but it is beautiful.
Friends who have recommended me "Beautiful Life" for n times are just cold.
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When Kido left with Dora on a white horse marked Jewish horse, I believed that life was beautiful.
When Dora walked into the greenhouse, Kido followed, and then the camera turned, and their lovely son Schopenhauer ran out of the greenhouse. I believe life is beautiful.
The son asked Kido, "Why do the signs in those shops say Jews and dogs are not allowed?"
Kido replied, "People don't like it, just like the shop in front doesn't like China people and horses, and the shop in front doesn't like Indians, so people don't like it. What can you do? " . What don't you like? "
The son said, "Spider!"
Kido said, "I don't like barbarians. Tomorrow we will write in our bookstore that spiders and barbarians are not allowed! " "
Seeing this, I believe that life is beautiful.
When Kido told his son that life in a Jewish concentration camp was a game with a score of 1000, I believed that life was beautiful.
When his son saw his dying but still happy father through the crack of the iron box, he winked at his son with exaggerated steps, which made him laugh. At that moment, I believed that life was beautiful.
When a real tank drove up to his son Schopenhauer, the American soldier said, "Hi? Boy! " At that time, I believed that life was beautiful.
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Cold, I hope we can be optimistic as always, I hope we can firmly believe in the beauty of this world.
Leng, there is a short comment on "Beautiful Life" on Douban, which is very special. I share with you: "Life is a comedy, a game with a score of 1000. Don't cry, or the Jews who marched to death will laugh at you. "
Cold, we should all be fine.
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