Humorous phrases about seeing a helicopter.

1. Who knows what funny sentences are related to airplanes? Why did Cao Cao dare not fly (absolutely hilarious)! It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and they suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape.

Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone is nervous. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat and said, "Well, the mountain man will jump if he answers a few questions, or jump himself if he can't answer them."

Others have no choice but to agree. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was very simple and replied, "One."

So I took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One."

He also took an umbrella bag and went down. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn.

Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was puzzled and couldn't answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao Cao secretly rejoiced.

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle when Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "The Battle of Makino."

Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000."

Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." You fell this time. "

Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao Cao laughed to himself. The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane was in an emergency. Cao Cao thought about it, but Zhuge Raul tried to fool me again. I just jumped down myself to avoid being humiliated.

So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " " ~。

2. Humorous short sentences Who has humorous sentences?

The woman is ugly, can't get married, and wants to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, don't want the car. Twenty years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess," Give me a glass of water. The pig said to the stewardess like a parrot, "Give me a glass of water." "The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig, "you are so stupid, I can fly." "A puppy climbed onto your table and climbed to the top of a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. As a result, the dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel! When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears: You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach! A couple are having fun by the river on Valentine's Day. It's a little cold. The woman felt very cold and said to the man, honey, it's really cold tonight. Then he looked at the boy. The man hesitated and said; Yes, fortunately, I wore two clothes. '

A manager goes to work in the company. .. the secretary found that the manager's pants were unzipped. So he said to the manager; Manager, your garage door is not closed properly. The manager looked at it and quickly asked the secretary; Did you see that car? ? The secretary thought for a moment and replied, I didn't see the car. It sees two tires. A farmer's daughter was too ugly to marry, so the farmer had to let her go to the corn field to be a scarecrow. As a result, when she got there, she not only scared away the crows, but even scared three crows to send back the corn they had stolen before.

3. Who knows the jokes in the blue sky (on the plane)? Screaming on the plane. A plane carrying more than 200 passengers flies smoothly in the air.

At this time, the captain's pleasant voice came from the radio: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am your captain. Welcome to our flight. What I want to tell you is ... Ah! Oh, my God! " After he uttered this KB cry, there was no sound on the radio. All the passengers were scared, even the stewardess was too scared to speak.

After a while, the broadcast finally rang again, and the captain said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to scare you just now." There was a small accident here, but it wasn't an airplane. When the flight attendant brought me coffee, he accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt. I can't believe you all came to see it! At this time, an angry passenger in the cabin complained, "What's a wet shirt? Look at my crotch! ! The captain who dared to fly the plane was delayed by mechanical failure, and he can leave again later. The passenger asked why? The flight attendant said: "Nothing, I changed to a captain who dared to drive.

"Slip of the tongue: 1. Ladies and gentlemen, please sit on the runway and fasten your seat belts. Our plane will take off soon.

" 2。 When the plane arrived in new york, it should be Kennedy Airport, and the last broadcast was "We have arrived at new york KFC Airport". It is reported that there has been another hijacking in Russia recently.

On a flight from Moscow to Baku, a young man suddenly pulled out a toy pistol and shouted, "Hijacking! I want to hijack the plane! I want to talk to the captain! ! "The captain came trembling and said cautiously," Sir, just say what you have to say. We will try our best to meet your requirements. Would you please put down the gun first? " So as not to hurt the innocent ... "The robber shouted hysterically," No! All I ask now is that this plane fly to Baku immediately! ！” The captain asked in surprise, "oh, sir, listen to me." This flight was supposed to go to Baku. You can put the gun down now. By the way, are you mentally ill? The robber flew into a rage and said, "What are you talking about? ! I'm fine! I've been on your plane three times and robbed me of going to Afghanistan for the first time! The second time, I was robbed to Iraq! He couldn't restrain his inner excitement and said, "I wasn't sent back yesterday." Anyway, I robbed it first this time-I'm going back to Baku! " "Tableware flew to Guangzhou a few days ago, and a large group of little red riding hood tour groups came up. When they received the meal, they saw that all the lunch boxes on the plate were detained by Little Red Riding Hood, and they planned to take them home as a souvenir. So a flight attendant patiently explained: these are tableware that must be recycled. Please cooperate with us in recycling, someone handed it in.

But there are still a few cases of catnap, refusing to hand them over, and then persuading them to hand over a few. There are still a few diehards who insist that they have been handed over to the flight attendants. So another stewardess couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly to another stewardess, don't they know that they will call the police at the door when they get off the plane? As soon as this statement came out, it was all turned over! Tea? The call bell rang.

Stewardess: Hello, what can I do for you? G: Can I have a glass of water? Stewardess: Of course. Mineral water? G: Do you have any juice? Stewardess: OK, which would you like, orange juice or peach juice? G: Do you have any coke? Stewardess: Yes, do you need ice? G: Then give me a cup of tea! Altitude Navigator: "Please report your altitude and position." Pilot: "I am probably 1.

8 meters high, sitting in the driver's seat now. "。