Are there any humorous jokes about children who don’t like studying?

Monday is here... After Xiaoying handed in her homework, she was immediately called to stand by the teacher at noon and read 500 times, "I will not dare to make up lies to deceive the teacher again."

< p>why? Why would this teacher treat this weak primary school student so cruelly? Let's take a look at how she wrote her composition...

Sunday

Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park to play until after 11:00 pm yesterday, we got up today Early in the morning, I went to Taipingshan next to Ocean Park to pick fruits, because my grandma and grandpa lived in Taipingshan.

After we arrived at the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and started climbing. We reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute. The air on the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow... Grandpa's orchard is so big. There are many fruit trees planted, including watermelon trees, strawberry trees, and pineapple trees... Because I was too young to climb the trees, grandpa climbed up the watermelon trees and picked them. I picked up the biggest watermelon and threw it to my dad, and my dad caught it with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground in the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc. Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled off the coconut skins with his hands, removed the seeds, and distributed them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. My cousin even used coconuts to humiliate me, which hurt so much!

After the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain. We heard from the teacher that the Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world.

Sure enough, the teacher did not lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took us about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I was so hot.

Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in the hot springs. What a cold hot spring! The Himalayas are such a great place.

Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw a McDonald’s selling near the top of the mountain. Damn cousin, you borrow money from me every time!

While we were still buying, we heard our mother calling us to go home from Taiping Mountain, so we had to reluctantly leave. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really fun places. I will return there in the future. We need to ask dad and mom to take us to play.

Dad said that if I come first in this exam, he will take me to Tokyo, Beijing, and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing the most, because my cousin lives in Xijing.

She said that the textbook was actually a lie. There is a mountain higher than the Himalayas in Xijing. It takes about 3 minutes to climb. There is also a large night market and children's playground on it, as well as clear water. creek.

I must study hard and ask my dad to take me to these places.