Funny classic sentences about hot weather

1. Let’s stay home. You can make omelettes on the sidewalk.

2. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog.

3. It is gratifying that under the influence of sustained high temperatures, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage.

4. I was burned by tap water.

5. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

6. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death.

7. Wuhan used to be one of the three major furnaces, but it is no longer the case because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

8. The weather was swelteringly hot, with no wind at all, and the thick air seemed to be frozen.

9. The porcelain industry has been most affected by high temperatures and has been completely closed.

10. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

11. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

12. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day.

13. There are no more porcelain bumpers on the road. It is said that there is a guy who wants to bump porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumps up and runs faster than a rabbit.

14. When I saw a coin on the street, I thought about it for a long time but didn’t pick it up because I was afraid of getting burned.

15. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.