A sarcastic and humorous sentence

1, showing off wealth like a peacock, trying to show off his gorgeous appearance, but being seen by people.

2. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles.

3. It is not pitiful when you know that you are confused, and it is most pitiful when you don't know that you are confused.

In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

5. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

6. People who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

7. If you don't forgive all beings, you will suffer yourself.

8. Busting is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

9. A person is happy not because he has more, but because he cares less. A healthy mind is not because it has happiness, but because it has let go of happiness.

10, when others praise me, I worry, I worry that others praise me not enough.

1 1, you are lucky to have someone to help you, but it is only fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you. Life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

12, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

13, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

14. Life is like "breathing". "Breathe" is to take a breath, and "suck" is to fight for a breath.

15, happiness doesn't depend on who you are, what you have, it only depends on what you think.

16, anyway, just get used to it, even if it's painful.

17, you can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

18, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.

19, whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

20. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.