Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I want to ask my boss for an advance salary, but I'm too embarrassed to ask when I go.

I want to ask my boss for an advance salary, but I'm too embarrassed to ask when I go.

You can say, "Sorry, my rent is due! I can't live without timely payment! In order to let me work with peace of mind, I hope my boss will approve me to advance my salary, okay? I will try my best to repay you! "

Find a legitimate reason, because it is not sufficient, and a smart boss will not give you an advance salary. Common reasons are as follows:

First, someone at home is sick. Since the boss is your uncle, it is easy to expose the stuffing and use it carefully.

Second, buying a house and children going to school, the subject of marital status is unknown, for reference only.

Third, buy a car to repay the loan, and the loan money will come out.

Fourth, insurance and home improvement can also be considered.

5. Take your family to travel to show filial piety and family harmony. 6. Attend lectures on success and watch concerts. These activities require burning money. Whether you go or not, only you know how much money you have.

Precautions:

One kind of salary, that is, employee's salary, is the salary obtained by employees in the fixed labor relationship with time rules, and it is the remuneration paid to employees by employers or statutory employers in monetary form according to laws, industry regulations or agreements with employees. It is a main form of labor remuneration.