Back-to-back joke video of two men

A: It's so boring ~ Let me tell you a joke!

How boring ~ I'll tell you a joke!

Q: OK.

Q: Yes.

Once upon a time, there was a little sheep. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what happened in the end?

Once upon a time, there was a little sheep. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " Guess what?

Q: Huh? What happened?

Q: Huh? What's going on here?

A: As a result, the wolf ate the lamb!

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb!

Q: hmm ...

Q: Russia ......

A: Hehe. Go ahead. There is a male deer. He walked faster and faster, and finally became a highway (stag). Ha ha laugh ...

A: Oh. Then tell me. A deer, he walked faster and faster, and finally he became a highway (male deer). Ha ha.

Q speechless (cold in my heart ...)

Q speechless (chilling ...)

Hey hey. Two bananas were walking in the street in tandem, and the one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot! I want to take off my coat! " Then the banana in the back fell down.

A: Hey. There are two bananas walking in the street in tandem. The one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot! Take off his coat! " Then bananas fell behind.

Q: Hehe ... (Then cold ...)

Q: Oh ... (Then cold ...)

Guess who won the race between the rabbit and the fast tortoise.

Q: Rabbit.

Guess who won the race between the rabbit and the tortoise?

Q: Rabbit.

A: Wrong! It's a turtle!

A: Wrong! It's a turtle!

Q: Why?

Q: Why?

Didn't you say it was a fast turtle? He runs fast and pulls fast ~

Answer: It is said that it is a fast turtle, and it can pull fast ~

Q sneezing (cold ...)

Q: Sneezing (catching a cold ...)

Rabbits don't want to compete with turtles with glasses. Who do you think won this time?

The rabbit was unwilling to race against a tortoise with glasses. Who do you think won this time?

Q: This time it should be a rabbit, right?

Q: Is this a rabbit?

A: Wrong again! Still a turtle!

A: Wrong again! Still a turtle!

Q: Huh? Why?

Q: Huh? Why?

The turtle took off her sunglasses. Yes, that's the turtle that runs very fast!

The turtle took off her sunglasses, yes, it was the same turtle that ran very fast!

Q: My God! ! ! (The face has frozen ... and then it's cold ...)

Q: God! ! ! (The face froze ... and then it got cold ...)

A: Go on. A man accidentally lost his new salary. When he got home, his wife flew into a rage and scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, his wife stopped scolding him and asked him, "How do you feel if you haven't seen me for three days in a row?" The man blurted out, "It will feel good." As a result, he didn't see his wife on the first day. I didn't see his wife the next day and the third day. Finally, on the fourth day, the swelling disappeared a little, and I could barely see my wife in the corner of my left eye. Ha ha ha, isn't it funny? hahahaha ...

A: Then say it. A man accidentally lost his newly paid salary. When he got home, his wife flew into a rage and scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, his wife stopped scolding him and asked him, "What will you do if you don't see me for three days in a row?" The man blurted out, "It will feel good." As a result, he didn't see his wife on the first day. Second, I haven't seen my wife for three days. Finally, on the fourth day, the swelling had subsided and he could barely see his wife in the corner of his left eye. Ha ha ha, right? Funny? hahahaha ......

Q: @ #&* RMB% ...

Q: @ $% & ......

A: Hehe. A long time ago, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but one day, a fire broke out in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. When the bird flew by, it thought it was snowing and froze to death. How ridiculous. Ha ha.

A: Oh. Once upon a time, there was a bird that could walk through a cornfield, but one day, all the fires in the cornfield turned into popcorn and corn. When the birds flew by, the snow froze to death. Interesting a.ha ha.

Q: Um ... (starts to have a runny nose ...)

Q: Um ... (runny nose ...)

A: Huh? You have a cold? Go home and take medicine!

A: Huh? You have a cold? Take it home!

Q: OK. Actually, I want to say that as long as you shut up, I'll be fine ...

Q: Very good. In fact, that means as long as you shut up. I'll be fine ...)

A: Actually, the first few are not very funny. I read a joke in a book the other day. Very funny. do you want to hear it ?

Actually, the previous one is not funny. I saw a joke in a book the other day. It's very funny. Do you like it?

Q: No need, hehe, those are already very funny, hehe ... (afraid of freezing to death ...)

Q: You said, Oh, that's interesting, isn't it ... (fear of being killed ...)

A: Oh, never mind, let me tell you! Once, potatoes and rice cakes fought. The potato was very angry and kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Oh, never mind, I said! Once the rice cake, potatoes and potatoes fought, and potatoes were very angry. He kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Q: Oh ... and then what?

Q: Oh ... and then what?

A: That's it. Let me talk about the second one.

A: That's it, the second one.

Q (want to cry without tears ...)

Q (No more tears to cry ...)

A: Once upon a time, there was a couple. When they decide to get married, the boy needs to do military service. They went to the seaside and agreed to meet on this day three years later. The boy gave the girl a ring as a wedding ring. However, three years later, the girl didn't wait for the boy. She was very sad and threw the ring into the sea. In fact, the girl misunderstood the date and the boy has been waiting for her. But I missed it like this and became a regret. The boy was also very sad, so he decided to live by the sea and wait for the girl. One day, he went fishing. Guess what he caught? .

A: There was once a lover. When they decided to get married, the boy went to military service. They went to the seaside. It was one day three years later. The boy met at the seaside and gave the girl a ring as a wedding ring. However, three years later, the girl didn't wait for the boy. She was very sad and he threw the ring into the sea. It is the girl who misunderstood the dating website, and the boy has been waiting for her. But I just missed it and became a pity. The boy was very sad and decided to live by the sea, girl. One day he went fishing. Guess what he hit? .

Q: A ring?

Q: A ring?

A: No! It's rice cake! haha ......

A: No! It's rice cake! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......

Q: It's really cold. ...

Q: It's really cold ...

A: The same lover. One day, the boy was very sad when he heard that the girl was getting married, so he threw his wedding ring into the sea. A few days later, he caught a fish to eat. He just bit the fish, then bit a hard thing, spit it out, and guess what he saw.

Or a lover. One day, the boy was very sad when he heard that the girl was getting married, so he threw his ring into the sea. A few days later, he caught a fish to eat. Just took a bite of fish, he bit a hard thing, spit it out, guess what he saw.

Q: A ring?

Q: A ring?

A: No!

A: No!

Q: Rice cakes?

Q: Rice cakes?

A: Ha, it can't be a rice cake.

Ha, how about New Year's cake?

Q: What is that?

Q: What is it?

A: fishbone! Finally, Q couldn't hold on to catching a cold for more than a week. ...

A: fishbone! Finally, it was cold for more than a week. ...