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I dreamed about the winning numbers and forgot them when I woke up. What should I do?
My sister ran to my room early in the morning without even knocking on the door. I was about to change my underwear! Fortunately it hasn't started yet.
Looking at her running in in her pajamas, I asked: "What's wrong! Who stepped on your tail?"
"Don't talk nonsense." My sister came over and whispered: " I dreamed about the lottery numbers last night." After saying this, she giggled: "Shall we buy lottery tickets?"
"You have that fate!" I said lightly, and then started folding the quilt.
It was this morning that my sister rushed into my room and told me such a thing.
The sun was about to rise but she was sitting on my bed in her pajamas. She said:
"Why don't I have that fate?" She pretended to be angry: "I was born to win the lottery."
After saying that, he looked at me, I almost After falling asleep, I just woke up, and my sleepiness is still there.
She gave me a "snap~" mouth, which scared me so much that I sat up from the bed and then continued to fold the quilt. I didn't dare to ignore her. I was beaten by her since I was a child. Just comfort her when she cries, and then beat her again after a few days. She is just like that.
"Go ahead!" She begged me and said: "If you win, I can give you half of it!"
I said, it's okay if it's okay, but there's one thing you have to listen to me. .
She leaned her head over and asked: "What?"
She was so close that I could smell her fragrance.
I said: "You are not allowed to hit me again in the future. Promise me and I will go with you."
"Hahahaha..." She smiled and lay on her back on the bed: "What did I think it was! Okay, okay, I won't hit you again."
Okay, I'll go with you.
Then I started folding the quilt and she went back to change clothes.
At this moment, she shouted "Ah~" in her room.
I thought something had happened, so I rushed over to see her, opened the door and saw,
Nothing happened!
I said what’s wrong? What’s your name? Who stepped on your tail again?
She said with a sad face: "I just woke up and still remembered it! But now I have forgotten it."
She spoke like a child, and her room was very fragrant. .
Me: "What did you forget?"
She said: "I forgot the number I dreamed about, but I still remembered it when I just got up and lifted the quilt!" She looked like a child when she said this, and she looked like she was going to cry.
I said: "Oh, if you don't have wealth, you will be poor. Just forget it!"
She turned from sadness to anger: "Who do you think is destined to be poor?" She stood up, puffed out her chest, raised her finger and pointed at my nose and asked, "Who do you think is poor? Say it again."
I remained silent and turned to leave. < /p>
I pulled her hand away and said, "How about you think about it again? I'll go back and change clothes first, and you close the door and think about it carefully."
Yes, I I finally broke away from her. She was a cute and scary sister at the same time. When she beat me, she was like Yi Zhangqing in the Water Margin. While beating me, she asked me if I would accept it.
When asking for help, she was like Hinata in Naruto. She used her left and right index fingers little by little, and then looked at me with pitiful eyes.
It was frightening but at the same time there was a hint of wanting to comfort her.
Later, she tried hard to remember three numbers, and rushed into my room with paper and pen. She didn’t care if I ignored her or not, and just pulled me over:
"Look, it's not easy to only think of three." She pointed to the three numbers written on the paper and told me.
I said: "Let's go, then go buy it!"
"No, I have to think about other numbers."
She said playfully: "Now it seems that one number can be worth 100,000 yuan!"
I said: "I just asked a weak question, just one sentence..."
She said: "What are you asking?"
"How do you know that the number in your dream will definitely win the prize?" I said: "I'm just thinking about it!"
"You fart!" She pinched her waist and said, "I said if you can win the lottery, you can win the lottery."
"You are a girl, can you not..."
"What? Ah, nothing else?" She spoke up.
"Don't always call yourself me!" I said: "You said you're not bad looking, why do you have to act like a madman."
"Hey hey hey! "She smiled and said: "Are you complimenting me on my beauty?"
"No." I said: "I just hope you look like a girl. There is no girl like you."
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"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you," she said, "but you'll have to pay for the lottery later."
When I heard her say that, I was stunned for a moment.
Then I waved my hand and said, "I'm not going, please go ahead!" As I spoke, I pushed her out.
Then she took out the appearance of Hinata, a sister who insisted on pretending to be a sister in front of her brother.
Hey...
"Just this time!" I said: "This is the last time. You haven't paid me back the 80 yuan I spent on buying lottery tickets last time!"
"Hey hey hey, if you win the grand prize, each person will get half of it. 80 yuan is nothing, I will give you 800,000 yuan," she said with a smile.
Then she went back to change clothes and we went downstairs.
I said: "I only have 50 yuan...can I buy a few less bets?"
She was about to explode at that time, and the expression on her face suddenly became serious. , it really shocked me.
Soon that serious expression faded again, and she said:
"How about we take our parents' money!" She held the handrail of the stairs and asked me: "Anyway, they went to work and came back in the evening, so let's go out for lunch."
"It's not good..."
"It's not good?" She said to me She made an angry gesture in front of her: "If I get married in the future, you will always be alone at home. Aren't you lonely?"
She then said: "So, be nice to me now, so as not to worry about it later." I felt guilty when I recalled it. "
"Go ahead." She said, "I'm waiting for you here."
"Why don't you go and get it?" I asked her.
"Are you going or not?" She raised her hand and put it on my head, then pressed it down: "If you don't go, I will beat you! There is no one at home. If you beat me to death, no one will care." "
The nineteen-year-old girl held down the fifteen-year-old me. As a man, I had no power to resist and could only give in to her.
Then I went to buy lottery tickets. Although I could only remember three numbers, I forgot them all when I walked to the lottery station.
What to do!
She said: "It doesn't matter, this is called winning without a trick, but there is a trick, we just choose the chance, everything depends on God's will."
I nodded.
Later, we didn’t win a single prize. The two of us sat on the sofa and secretly looked through all the lottery tickets one by one.
My mother threw the handbag in front of us and asked why there was a hundred yuan missing?
“It’s lunch”
“It’s Pizza Hut”
My sister and I answered my mother’s questions one after another.
My mother believed it, but we were not happy because we didn’t win the lottery. It seemed that the dream lottery was useless.
I went back to the room, and my sister also came in. She caressed my head a few times, and said:
"Although I didn't win the prize, I owe you the money." You will pay me back, because I will definitely win a big prize in the future."
I said: "You don't have to pay me back, just don't always bully me in the future."
She. She suddenly laughed, held me in her arms, and stroked the back of my head, she said:
"Okay, I won't bully you anymore, and I won't bully you anymore." I was beaten by my sister Holding her in my arms, I can smell her fragrance~
It is a warm smell.
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