A light and interesting speech 10 minutes

A light and interesting speech 10 minutes

Easy and funny speech 10 minutes, easy and funny speech can please everyone's mood and relieve the tension in life. So many people will use this theme in their speeches. The following is a light and funny speech, 10 minutes.

Lighthearted and funny speech 10 minutes 1 Over the past year or so, I have almost become a professional applicant. As soon as I heard that there was a talent exchange meeting, I went at once, but I still couldn't find a satisfactory job. I think I just graduated proudly, ignoring everything, as if I were a great genius. But now, I grovel when I see someone sweeping the floor in the talent market. What's more, his girlfriend Ye Nan issued an ultimatum, saying that if he couldn't find a job within five days, he would go his separate ways.

I heard that there was a talent exchange meeting in the city, so I immediately called my girlfriend Ye Nan to report the good news. She said that she would accompany me to apply for the job. Come to the talent exchange market hall, I am stupid! There are so many people, even one of us, Hou San, who rides three rounds in the hospital, is among them, smiling and waiting for work. I asked for some documents and squatted in the corner to study them carefully. Soon, I was dazzled and didn't know which one to go to. At this time, my girlfriend Ye Nan came to call me: "There are few people in front, and a company is recruiting a business manager with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan. I'll try my luck with you. "

Turn to the other side of the hall, where there are few people and it is much quieter. At this moment, my girlfriend Ye Nan said to me, "Wait a minute, I'll buy some drinks and give them to the recruiter later. This is a small gift. " I stood by and secretly looked at the recruiters of this company, just like applying for the first time, very nervous. At this moment, a beautiful woman with fine features came up to me. When she came up to me, her high heels somehow tilted and fell beside me. At this time, I can't think much. The scene of the hero saving the United States appeared like this. I stretched out my hand to hold the beauty's waist, and she fell safely in my arms. She is so beautiful! Suddenly holding such a beautiful woman, my face suddenly turned red. The beautiful woman also stood up with a red face, only to hear a gentle voice from her mouth: "handsome boy, thank you!" " I noticed you as soon as you came in. I want to ask you out tonight. How's it going? "When I heard that this beautiful woman asked me out, I was at a loss. I was so happy! I used to fantasize that when I got a job, I would walk in front of my girlfriend Ye Nan with a beautiful woman to get rid of her hatred of "bullying" me in recent years. But it immediately occurred to me that my girlfriend Ye Nan's brother is coming from other places tonight, and I have to accompany her to pick up the station, so I have to make an appointment with this beautiful woman another day. So I said, "Miss, I don't think I can do it tonight ..." At this moment, I heard the sound of my girlfriend Ye Nan's high heels. I was shocked and quickly said loudly to the beautiful woman in front of me: "Never! "

Finally I was hired by this company. On the day of registration, the general manager of the company personally met with me. He looked at me and smiled and said, "Young man, you have character. Your employment once again shows that a good man will not be knocked down by beauty and money. In fact, the beautiful woman you met in the lobby belongs to our public relations department. A man who will never miss an affair at any time is not suitable for working in our company at all. It is your personality charm that has conquered our examiner. Do it well! "

When I got back, I was a little scared when I remembered what happened that day. What if I was weak-willed and agreed to date that beautiful woman that day? What if my girlfriend Ye Nan comes a little later? What should I do if my usual girlfriend Ye Nan is not strict with me? ...

That must be another ending. I have to run around looking for a job. So, don't be fooled when you meet a beautiful woman.

Easy and funny speech 10 minutes 2 Once upon a time, there was a man named Zhang Dadan who idled around all day. In his 40 s, he didn't marry a daughter-in-law, and he relied on his sister's relief to maintain his life. My sister is a real rural woman. Brother-in-law is a well-known local teacher of Yin and Yang, making a lot of money. Zhang Dadan is at odds with his brother-in-law at ordinary times, and conflicts often occur.

On this day, Zhang Dadan came to his sister's house and saw that his brother-in-law was not at home. He asked: Where is my brother-in-law? His sister replied: What else can your brother-in-law do? There is a dead man in the village next door. Please ask your brother-in-law to find a land of feng shui. Zhang Dadan suddenly had an idea and asked: When will my brother-in-law come back? His sister replied, tomorrow. Zhang Dadan asked again: When will it be tomorrow? His sister said, tomorrow night, why do you want to talk to your brother-in-law? Zhang Dan giggled for a while and said, I'll pick up my brother-in-law. Her elder sister arrived: No, your brother-in-law went by donkey. You do your thing.

I got the nerve to go home, took out a white coat and found a hollow bamboo pole more than four feet long at home. In the evening, Zhang Dadan came back early to wait for his brother-in-law. It's getting dark and his brother-in-law hasn't come back yet. I'm a little worried. It's already dark at this time. Suddenly, there was a donkey barking in the distance. Zhang Dadan thought, is brother-in-law back? Passing 18-wheeler, I put on a white coat, a white hat and a white cloth all over my face. Make yourself look like a mummy, but Zhang Dadan is even more obscene than a mummy. After all, fully armed, standing in the middle of the road. It is true that Zhang Dadan's brother-in-law came back, but his brother-in-law couldn't think of what would happen at the dark night party. Of course, Zhang Dadan won't kill his brother-in-law. His brother-in-law hummed while riding a donkey. When two people were close, his brother-in-law felt something was wrong and asked who it was. Zhang Dadan knew clearly and deliberately kept silent. His brother-in-law made money from the dead, thinking that he had seen a ghost, he took out the cinnabar in his bag and sprayed it on Zhang Dadan, then took out the charm and threw it to Zhang Dadan, still chanting in his mouth. Zhang Dadan is very calm. At this time, Zhang boldly took out the hollow bamboo pole and kerosene lamp that had been prepared long ago, poured a mouthful of kerosene into his mouth and lit it. Blow it out with a bamboo pole. His brother-in-law has seen the battle. Cinnabar and spells are useless, and they can breathe fire. I thought I would finish playing tonight. I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat and sat on the ground to pee my pants. Zhang Dadan was so happy to see this. Seeing that he scared his brother-in-law like this, he felt a great sense of accomplishment. I thought if I got it, I would have to kill someone, so I turned and walked to my home. The next day, during the day, people found Zhang Dadan's brother-in-law lying under a tree. Everyone thought that Zhang Dadan's brother-in-law had drunk too much. Many of the chefs helped Zhang Dadan's brother-in-law to his home. Zhang Dadan knew that his brother-in-law was back and went to his sister's house. Seeing my brother-in-law lying on the kang, still in a trance, I asked, what happened to my brother-in-law? His brother-in-law said, how dare you? I came back yesterday and hit a ghost. Ghosts are really powerful. Cinnabar and spells are useless, and they can breathe fire. Zhang boldly said, Brother-in-law, don't lie to me. There are no ghosts. I don't believe it. All right, brother-in-law, you rest. I will come home to see you tonight.

In the evening, Zhang Dadan came to his sister's house armed as yesterday. He saw his brother-in-law sleeping alone on the kang and shouted for help. His brother-in-law peed his pants when he saw it. At this time, Zhang boldly took off his hat and clothes and said, Brother-in-law is a ghost, but it's scary. His brother-in-law knew what was going on and secretly remembered that Zhang Dadan would take revenge one day.

After a long time, it happened that the rich man in the village died and his family was rich. He wants to make the funeral more beautiful, and to put the body for three days, he needs to find a brave man who dares to look at the body at night. On this day, his brother-in-law came to Zhang Dadan's house and said, how dare you work? Zhang boldly said: What does my brother-in-law dare not do? Zhang Dadan's brother-in-law said: The rich people in our village are dead, so we need to find a corpse-sitter. He spends 30 yuan a day for three days, enough for you to eat for half a year. When Zhang Dadan heard about the money, he got refreshed and agreed at once. In the evening, Zhang boldly came to the rich man's house to see the body. The body was lying in the house covered with white paper. After Zhang Dadan entered the house, people locked the doors and windows from the outside to prevent thieves from stealing. There is wine and vegetables in the room. Zhang boldly believes that this opportunity is to eat and sleep after eating. It's beautiful. Zhang Dadan is drinking and eating vegetables next to the body. When the body moved late at night, Zhang Dadan tried to cheat the body. What should I do? I saw that there was no place to hide in the house, so I went into the kitchen fire. After the body got up, I started looking for Zhang Dan, but I couldn't find him. So Zhang boldly spent the night. The next day, Zhang Dadan said to his brother-in-law: My brother-in-law cheated the body away yesterday, and he almost finished looking for me all night. Zhang boldly said: I hid in the kitchen to make a fire. That night, Zhang Dadan drank and ate vegetables beside the body. In the middle of the night, the body moved again. Zhang Dadan thought, where is this time? Tibetan stove fire? I can't. I hid it in another place today. Zhang Dadan hid it on the beam. After the body got up, he went straight to the kitchen to make a fire. I searched for a long time, but I couldn't find Zhang Dadan. At this time, Zhang boldly thought, fortunately, I am smart, otherwise it would really be finished. On the third day, Zhang Dadan's brother-in-law asked: Where did you hide last night? Zhang boldly said: I am hiding on the beam. At noon that day, Zhang boldly wanted to hide there today. If you are on the beam of the collector today, you must find it. So Zhang boldly went to a temple in a neighboring village and asked the old monk in the temple. The old monk told him that he needed to find a peach tree over a hundred years old, make it into a nail and put it on the dead man's head. Now there is a hammer. If you move it, you can nail it. That's enough. Zhang Dadan wants to go there to get peach trees over a hundred years old. It happened that there was a peach tree in the temple that was over a hundred years old. Zhang boldly cut down the peach tree and finally came back before dark. He still sat next to the dead as usual, drinking and eating vegetables. At midnight, the body moved again. Zhang Dadan took out a peach nail and a hammer. Because the body was covered with white paper, there was a "wow" when the body moved. Zhang Dadan heard a "wow", so he picked up a hammer and nailed the mahogany into the head of the body. The hammer nailed to the mahogany nail made a bang. The dead man is also a person, so how did Zhang Can Dadan nail him like this? The body thumped again, and Zhang Dadan thumped again. This time, the dead man was anxious and moved three times. Zhang Dadan was also anxious, followed by "pong", "pong" and "pong". On the fourth day, I woke up and found that the deceased was his brother-in-law.

Lighthearted and funny speech 10 minutes 3 What's going on? Fuzzy memories are shattered by ruthless reality; Have you studied geometry? I was caught off guard when reality came to me.

Future, future ... where is my future?

Distant memories and childhood dreams always sting my mind that seems to have been numb for a long time. In today's essay contest "My future is not a dream", I still seem to be able to write down my bitterness with plain handwriting. I think, if my emotional words can arouse my fighting capacity again, it will not waste my thinking about life these months. If these words are good for everyone. Oh! I have nothing to say, let tears represent everything!

I liked reading when I was very young.

I like reading books about Comrade Zhou Enlai. Because I like Zhou's great personality, aboveboard life and loftiness, especially him. He has no honor or disgrace, and his ashes are scattered all over the country. He is single-minded, loyal to the country, loyal to the people and loyal to his love.

So deep down, I have made up my mind to be a great man and set an example, with "for the rise of China" as my ideal.

I also like reading books about Zhang Haidi and Zhang Haidi. Between the lines of these books, I can always find two words-strong. Zhang Haidi's life is unfortunate, but also lucky. Unfortunately, she was seriously ill since she was a child. Fortunately, she was also seriously ill since she was a child. It is because of his luck and misfortune, coupled with his strength, that she became her in the future. Imagine, if she has always been a healthy person like you and me, what are her chances of success? In fact, we will know this problem when we think about ourselves, so please seriously think about yourself at this moment!

Yes, Zhang Haidi is a noble ordinary man. I used to want to be a successful ordinary person, build an extraordinary self and create a world of my own through strength and struggle.

But now, what have I done so far? What have I done to realize my dream?

I won the first prize of the scholarship, yes, I got it. One semester, two semesters ... I am the first in each semester.

I ran like hell for honor. Yes, I got it, chairman, minister,' excellent work' and' three good', and the honor hung all over my body.

Is this noble?

Suddenly, I turned to smile and smiled disdainfully.

I'd better not be so lofty: I'm so tired.

It's best to be yourself, without bonus and indisputable honor. Sleep if you want in class, stay up if you want, and run if you want to skip class. Say I'm not noble? Is it okay to call me wrong? I'm not afraid. I'm still young anyway. Isn't it the nature of young people to make mistakes? ……

So I indulged myself and struggled wildly in my own web. I want to escape, but I can't find a breathing space.

Looking back on the past and looking forward to the future, endless emptiness is pressing on my heart, and I want to shout loudly, but my voice becomes hoarse; I tried to look back, only to find that I had no memory of my childhood; Look ahead, clouds cover the fog, and there is nothing boundless. I'm like standing on the top of a mountain, my empty mind has no direction, dizziness, dizziness. ...

Alas! Alas! What's wrong with me? Who am I? Why am I standing here? Why are you sitting there again?

……

Suddenly, I woke up, ah, this is a dream! This is just a dream. Do I need a dream?

Sure, but it's definitely not such a dream!

I believe that my future is not like this. Dream on.