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The most wonderful dynasty in ancient times: because of the king's hobby, scholars are unwilling to take the road of scientific research and can only rely on it.
0 1. Only eunuchs can be officials.
Speaking of Liu Yong, it is a wonderful flower in the history of emperors. He became emperor at the age of seventeen, but he never personally managed the affairs of state for a day, leaving all the affairs to eunuchs Gong Chengshu and maids Lu Qiongxian and others. During his reign, men and women were politically equal, and maids could also be officials. In this way, eunuchs and maids formed the political core of the Southern Han Dynasty.
I don't know what kind of injury Liu Yong suffered when he was a child. He has a complete distrust of ministers and royalty. For him, only eunuchs who have no children or daughters or families can be trusted. So Liu Yong wantonly poisoned the ministers and generals of the former dynasty and the imperial clan of the Southern Han Dynasty, and then decreed that only rootless people could be officials. This led to a sharp increase in the number of eunuchs in the Southern Han Dynasty, exceeding 10,000. It can be said that all the civil and military officials in the Qing Dynasty were eunuchs, and the king was happy.
02. What's the name of your favorite concubine? Charming pig?
According to historical records, Liu Yong is a handsome boy with regular facial features, but such a handsome boy has a unique aesthetic taste. He accidentally got a Persian? Beautiful? Woman, very coquettish, gave each other a nickname? Charming pig? .
When it comes to Persian women, they usually think of beautiful women with graceful figure, white skin and high nose. But what about this? Charming pig? But this is not the case. According to Qing Louis, this concubine? Black and bright? Just good-looking, but fat and black. I don't know how all fat and black look, but Liu Yong likes her very much.
For what? Charming pig? The reasons for the favor are also mentioned in Qing Louis:? Did you have a good sex life? . Is a very clever woman in the bedroom, mercilessly hooked Lu Yong's mind. Liu Yong's here? Charming pig? I feel the happiness of being a man. Not only that, but he put it on specially? Living spring palace? , what else? Charming pig? Watch it together and have fun together.
Such a fatuous emperor naturally sat on the throne soon, and fourteen years later Liu Yong surrendered to the Song Dynasty. His original eunuch maid-in-waiting system has also become an absurd joke in history. It is not easy for scholars in the Southern Han Dynasty, and they have to choose between wealth and future generations.
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