My friend commented on my beautiful photos. How to respond humorously?

Then you can answer it in such a funny way. Everything's fine.

1. Classic cold joke food encyclopedia, I learned a truth from previous lives: food can't be eaten, clothes can't be bought, cosmetics can't be used, fat can't be reduced, books can't be read, games can't be played, and money is easy to spend.

2. Laugh online every day. On the first day of school, the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves. I spoke first, briefly summed up my personality and growth process, and looked forward to the future. The teacher was obviously satisfied with my answer and said excitedly, "Would you please leave the classroom?"

3. Laugh at jokes about second-class products. My second-class friend asked me, "Brother, how to avoid the embarrassment caused by not finding the topic!"! ? "I said to him," We can discuss clothes! " This made B say to other girls, "Look, this is my new underwear. Do you think it looks good? " And then it's gone!

4. Go on blind date today. The woman asked, "Is there a room?" A: "No, you can open one if you want." ? Today, in the Chinese exam, my deskmate asked me, "How do you write it?" Forgive my poor hearing. I wrote, "Be a turtle." My deskmate was so stupid that she cried.