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The woman went on a blind date when she was 9 months pregnant, saying that I just wanted to find a father for my child. Do men agree?
The worker who took over was still a handsome guy who got married for the first time. He knew that after the girl's boyfriend ran away, he took care of the pregnant woman at least. Handsome guy and girl A Ping are in the same group, and they both do double stitches. The handsome guy here once chased the girl A Ping, but she disliked his ugliness and cut off a kidney, so she didn't agree.
It's different now. I'm pregnant, and I'm going to give birth soon. Need to spend money, need someone to take care of, so I accepted this handsome guy. This handsome guy doesn't mind his girlfriend getting pregnant before marriage, let alone adopting a child on behalf of others. So they held a very simple wedding in the factory, and within two months, the baby was born. Now that fifteen years have passed, I wonder if this special couple is okay?
Therefore, it is not difficult to solve this problem. There will always be men who will love you, but if you look at it for a long time, men will be uglier.
What is the difference? Two people and a family are better than being single.
Soon, there will be a clear cry, two people will become three people, and the family will grow.
The chubby little creamy baby, with a twisted head and clear and bright eyes, reflects the sunny world in the dark pupil. Sucking a small mouth and sucking milk, waving a small fist and kicking a pink foot, how cute and funny!
The woman holds the baby's little head in one hand and little ass in the other, looking at the baby with her eyes full of love: Ah! My little baby, my mother's little darling! Eat fast, eat full and grow fast!
Listen, this is poetry, this is spring breeze, this is flowers in full bloom, and the heart is warm and hot: when you become a father, your life has been upgraded, ah woman! Dear wife, lovely children, happy and warm family!
Husband! The baby is full. A woman yelled at you. Come and take you to play!
Ah, the meat is lumpy, and the milk is fragrant! You gently took it and held it in your arms. The little black-eyed bean looks at you, raises his little hand, puts his thumb in his small mouth and sucks: fingers are sweet.
He rubbed his feet, his ass was fleshy, and he could not help showing infinite fatherly love. Human love for children is innate, and so are you.
Looking at the little pink guy in his hand, he suddenly gushed out of his heart, full of pride, happiness and relief-ah, he finally has a home, and someone called him dad! This little guy was brought up from childhood. Who can say that he is not his own baby?
There is a big brother with the same surname in our village. The husband and wife were never born. When family planning was strict, they adopted a girl from the Qiu family.
The child is born smart and has been among the best in school since he was a child. When I grew up, I was admitted to medical college, and now I work in the county people's hospital.
Her own mother, Lao Tzu, repented and confessed. The girl ignored me: since I can't bear it, why don't you give me away and give me away?
Thanks to this daughter, my husband and wife with the same surname fell ill, and she brought them to the hospital and took good care of them day and night until they were discharged.
Some time ago, I heard that he drank too much, fell out and broke his right wrist. It was his adopted daughter who asked her husband to drive him to hospital for treatment. She is more careful than her daughter.
The woman is pregnant for nine months, why not? With her, you have a home, warmth and a bright future. When the child is born, you become a father, and the future is more promising. Compared with a person who is full, the whole family is not hungry, which is a world of difference.
I don't even know whose baby I'm pregnant with. It is conceivable that his private life can be described as a mess. There is an old saying that whoever marries an derailed cat will have a good cuckold if she is unchangeable. If she is not picky, she can find a nice old bachelor to marry, but getting married with a belly will always be pointed at. Although the child born is innocent, it will be unlucky.
Is this happening? Are you kidding?
Some people agree, others disagree, and those who agree really can't find a wife. If you don't agree, of course you don't want to be a catcher. The ancients said that a woman without talent is virtue. In fact, this sentence is distorted. The virtue here refers to Changde in the Tao Te Ching, or that virtue is not good, but virtue is virtue. The purpose of Tao Te Ching is to pay homage to the principal and interest. This is Changde, Changde neither gives nor makes, that is to say, it is neither cold nor hot.
If you are described in another word, then a daughter without virtue is a talent. As you said, you regard intimacy without morality and shame as your intelligence! You're promiscuous, you're pregnant, and you want someone to pour the pot. Do people have an obligation to raise your children or to raise your heartless body? In a word, your idea is not desirable. The best and most compromised way is to find the father of the child. Even if it is upside down, you should hold him responsible. If you don't have this heart, you will be born with this heart yourself. Giving birth out of wedlock is very harmful to children, and you can't even lift your head, if you don't care about others poking you in the spine!
If I don't get a card, even if you give me money, I will definitely disagree.
The offspring of the cuckoo are fostered in the home of the big-tailed warbler, and the big-tailed warbler who gave birth to a cub will be killed and cheated to eat, drink and grow up. The true story of flying away from nature, so I never agree. [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]
Although this situation does not involve illegal crimes, it may be seriously attacked by moral remarks. If the man agrees, there is nothing incomprehensible. After all, the current social atmosphere is normal no matter what happens, and there are too many people with incorrect views. If you really want to condemn one by one, it is undoubtedly a huge problem! A person who really wants plastic surgery is nine months pregnant. Even if the child's biological father leaves them, she will need someone to support the child in the future, and she will not go on a blind date with a big belly! This situation is not a blind date, it is more accurate to find a "pick-up man"! Marry this kind of woman, as long as she can stand the cold shoulder of family, relatives, friends and neighbors! But no one will look up to you in the future, and you will definitely be regarded as a "monster". In this case, 99.9% of men will not get married, preferring to marry mistresses or disabled women, while the poor 0.0 1% will inevitably have people who are eager to get married and are willing to raise children for others regardless of face!
Are you out of your mind? How dare you go on a blind date with your child? The blind date man doesn't know the real situation? Or are all the women in the world dead? She just wants to find a father for her child. Look what she said. It sounds for the sake of children, but it is actually a very irresponsible attitude towards yourself. Did she meet her ex-boyfriend after nine months of pregnancy? Man, you tell her: Why should I support other people's children for you?
First of all, what do you think of marriage? When going to the market to buy food, it is still a zero-point life-saving straw, or now men in society have changed. Who is a normal man willing to do such a thing?
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