Funny quotes about drinking

20. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses of wine.

21. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

22. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

23. Spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

24. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

25. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You will talk nonsense when you talk, and your legs will move when you walk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

26. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

27. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the leader. If he doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

28. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

29. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

30. A person cannot live without drinking in the world of rivers and lakes. How can a person wander in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high?

31. Half a pound of wine is not the same as wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. If I walk with half a pound of wine, I won’t walk.

32. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

33. Can drink without losing, leader secretary.

34. It rains in the sky and droughts in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

35. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

36. The young man left home and the boss came back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup.