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The fruits on the fruit stall are pears, cherries or watermelons.

Grapefruit

Grapefruit is never a fashionable fruit, it looks earthy.

The skin of grapefruit is surprisingly thick, and unskilled people always find it difficult to do it. The knife cannot be properly controlled, and the cutting depth or shallowness is not appropriate. When it is finally peeled open awkwardly and a layer of white clothing is removed, the pulp inside will be shyly exposed.

——Mostly sour, even slightly bitter.

It must be a taste that girls like, but boys are rarely willing to take a second piece. Because I think the thick skin is cute, I often keep it and put it in the refrigerator. A few days later, when I opened the refrigerator, there was a faint fragrance wafting out, which was the smell of grapefruit peel. Only then did I remember that the pulp had long gone.

Perhaps, this is the green taste of first love.

Pomegranate

Pomegranate is a fruit that is more ornamental than tasting, just like those love stories with thousands of knots in Qiong Yao's novels, crystal clear, and you can't even speak. Endearing.

But it is no longer the love method favored by modern people.

So pomegranates are often the best gifts for children. Eating pomegranates is full of fun for them. Only they have enough time, patience and curiosity, and are willing to hold the pomegranate in their hands and play with it carefully. , then peel it out one by one and carefully put it on the tip of your tongue. Occasionally when it's the adults' turn, they scoop out all the pulp, put it in a bowl, and then stuff it into their mouths.

A handful and a pill actually taste about the same, they say.

Aunt Qiong Yao is getting old, and even she herself has begun to like to bring out love in large quantities and crazily bring it out for everyone to enjoy.

Apple

Apple is undoubtedly the most popular fruit, suitable for all ages and rich in nutrients.

The good thing about apples is that even though each one is more or less speckled and has a bad image, it does not affect its taste - unless it is like the joke. , took a bite and found that there was still half a worm inside.

This is the love of ordinary people. It is put in a basket and looks the same. It has a few minor flaws and cannot be put on the exhibition stand, but it is still enjoyable.

But it’s best to be fresh.

Many apples on the market now are the last year's products taken out of the freezer. They have a bland taste, but we have to admit that they are still the same apples.

In fact, when the season is wrong and there is not much money, I just make do with what I eat.

Just like when you are a little older and don’t have much money, you just make do with marriage.

Watermelon

Buying watermelon is definitely a black box operation, just like the selection of some award. What it looks like is best understood in the watermelon's belly, but you are still there foolishly choosing carefully. After cutting it open, the red flesh and black seeds are naturally your blessing. If you encounter a clear soup with little water, you can only make do with it. After all, I spent a lot of effort to move it home, so it was a pity to throw it away.

It's the kind of old love where you can't control yourself. Whether you will be happy or not in your life can only be determined in the bridal chamber.

The husband or wife you have never met turns out to be like a watermelon.

But then again, watermelons are rarely wasted. The flesh can be squeezed for juice, and at the worst, it can be fed to pigs. Frying melon seeds can be used for entertainment, while the peel can be used as medicine and can be used for cooking.

It may not start well, but it will end well. Elderly people live a safe life.

Lemon

Except for lemons, there is no other fruit that is more suitable to describe a lover.

It will always be a temptation, but it will never be the protagonist on the stage.

With lemons, the dining table suddenly becomes vivid, and the table is full of dazzling objects, but none can compare with the bright yellow color. The dishes also have a unique and fresh taste due to the addition of lemon juice.

As a result, countless people are obsessed with lemon, chasing the slight sourness that reaches their throats among the various strong and sweet flavors. But no sane person would eat a whole lemon, just as a smart person would never marry his lover.

If one day scientists clone Dolly the sheep and without hesitation cultivate a lemon as sweet as orange - will so many people still like it?

Can even that fruit that is as sweet as orange be called a lemon?

Jackfruit

There are few fruits as ugly as the jackfruit. Like a pillow that has been stepped on and crooked, gray and pimpled, and dead. It must be that I didn't practice well in my previous life, and I received retribution in this life.

The first time I saw jackfruit, I couldn’t imagine that this honeycomb-like thing could be eaten. Watching the stall owner cut it open, he taught us step by step how to take out the pulp, gently tear it off and put it in our mouths. I was stunned when I realized that such an ugly fruit could have such a delicate and delicate structure and a sweet aftertaste.

Even better, if you put a jackfruit in the room, one day later, the whole house will be filled with a sweet and fragrant smell, like being in a tropical orchard.

A lot of humble love is like this, sweet and self-aware.

No matter how incredible, how childish and ridiculous it seems to others.

Dragon Fruit

In fact, not only dragon fruit, but also many foreign fruits are the same. They are expensive and elegant, and can only be seen in large supermarkets or airports. Ordinary people don't dare to care about it, so they can just look at it by the window and enjoy it.

Dragon fruit usually appears grandly in those luxuriously decorated living rooms, placed on the coffee table, or packed in a beautiful fruit basket. It is basically a decoration that shows the owner's worth. Of course it can be eaten, but it can be concluded that very few people really like it.

But people always have the desire to show off, with dragon fruit, or with love like dragon fruit.

Cherry

Cherry is a rare fruit. Because it is inconvenient to transport and preserve, it is difficult to see fresh cherries in the city.

Only one time when I was walking in the countryside, I suddenly saw branches full of bright red fruits growing on the cherry trees in front of a house. There were simple farmers selling them on the road, very cheap, one piece. A lot of money.

Fresh cherries have a surprising taste, fresh, sweet and full.

A kind of elegance far away from the hustle and bustle.

However, we have to return to the secular world. From now on, you will occasionally see one or two cherries in a can on party cakes or cold food platters, but just like old photos, they have long lost their sound and fragrance, and even their color has faded to a faint color.

What we opened together was the can of memory and that walk in the spring.

I discovered that some love, like cherries, is treasured in our memories and only meets once in a lifetime