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A picture of more than 100 words shows a dog and a kitten by the river, and then the dog drags the kitten across the river.
The puppy was taking a bath when he suddenly wanted to smell the familiar smell and immediately became alert. I quickly stood up and looked around. Seeing a grass, my eyes narrowed slightly, and then I shouted, "Who am I?"? So it's Mimi. Why are you still hiding in broad daylight? I can smell fish on you from two miles away. Come out quickly. "
The kitten listened to the dog's fierce propaganda, and felt a tingle all over. After a slight pause, she was relieved immediately. Then he straightened up and walked to the puppy. As he walked, he said, "This is a dog's nose. Really smart. Why am I trapped in the river this time? Do you still want to get out alive? "
Hearing this, the puppy couldn't help laughing. "You silly cat, this river is cold and comfortable, and there are fish to eat. Why should I go up there? Come down if you can. " Isn't it because I promised you fish at the last tryst, but I was too busy to remember? Come on, come here, brother will catch fish for you. "
The kitten was greatly moved when she heard this, but she suddenly hesitated when she looked at the river. I was weighing whether I could come down or not, but I still tried to say, "My mother said that the male cat was full of lies, so I called my brother you." I thought dogs were the most loyal, but I didn't expect you to take advantage and forget all your promises. I also think you are not a good person. "
As soon as the puppy heard the kitten's tone, he knew that she was moved. Strike while the iron is hot and reach for the river. "Ok, dear baby, brother will take you to catch fish." . The kitten smiled and said, "forgive you for being a bad person first, and see how you can compensate me today." She also licked her lips.
The puppy smiled and slowly took the kitten's hand and dragged it into the water, just like the kitten had just stepped into the water. Suddenly, the strength of the hand dragged the kitten to the middle of the river. The kitten felt that something was wrong and quickly mobilized her whole body to struggle. Unfortunately, the strength of the kitten itself is not as great as that of the puppy, and it can't do its best, but it can't change its fate. Little by little, the dog dragged him to the center of the river. The puppies jumped up one by one, held down the kitten's head and drowned her whole body in the water.
The kitten struggled wildly, then with the strength of the struggle getting smaller and smaller, and finally kicked two feet underwater and never moved again. The dog waited for two minutes as the kitten said, then tried it and found that the kitten was dead. Only then did I let go of my hand and let the kitten's body drift away. The dog snorted. "Mother cat, I respect your sleep and have the face to ask you for fish. I bah. "
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