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Mercury is in Aquarius.

Mercury Aquarius's innovative genius Mercury Aquarius is quite clever, which makes it not only eloquent and logical, but also shows Aquarius's unique courage to subvert tradition, openness, fearlessness, challenge authoritarianism and its original genius. However, Mercury Aquarius people are also good at considering reality and will not easily sacrifice the banner of rebellion. They are good at achieving their goals through compromise. They are often lonely, because the idea of living in the future is inevitably high and low, so it is inevitable that they are unhappy. The great inventor Edison's mercury is located in Aquarius. No wonder Edison had so many great inventions in his life, because everyone in Mercury Aquarius seems to have an eye that can predict the future. They can imagine the future without difficulty and push them into the future with great and active imagination. And their super pragmatic execution makes invention and creation their daily behavior. They don't indulge in rambling and unrealistic fantasies, but they like to put their imagination into action. Mercury Aquarius Anything is possible. Mercury Aquarius, who lives in the future, is always used to building their rational fraternity into a free and borderless social vision, and all their efforts are the dreams of all mankind beyond all narrow categories.

Did Mercury rise in Aquarius? Mercury rises to prosperity.

Retrograde is not nonsense,

It will still be very powerful, but the parties will constantly reflect on themselves.

Does mercury rise in Aquarius? Does Mercury have a rising sign? Yes, Mercury rises in Aquarius and falls in Leo.

Virgo and Gemini enter the temple,

In 2004, Pisces and Sagittarius fell out of power.

Is Mercury Aquarius as smart as Sun Aquarius? Aquarius people are smart, but lazy. I can't help being wary of strangers. I am kind to my relatives and friends, but more vulnerable to them. . . . . .

Why does Aquarius abound in 12? To say "weird", I'm afraid it belongs to Aquarius. Things from other planets, neurotic things, especially division, are the most typical of many characteristics. Today we will talk about why.

The symbol of Aquarius is two parallel and non-intersecting curves, representing freedom and high intelligence. Of course, it is abstract and has no specific meaning. So, it's weird. This is the overall aura of this constellation.

Speaking of people's personality and strange way of thinking, in astrology, we mainly study two stars, one is the sun, which represents a person's personal will, and the other is Mercury, which represents a person's thinking logic. In astrology, the farthest degree between the sun and mercury will not exceed 28 degrees (William Lily thinks it is 27 degrees). You see, it's vivid. A person's personal will and his thinking logic are not far apart.

We also know that the 12 constellation is a 360-degree closed-loop circle, which is divided into 12 and a 30-degree constellation, so there are only three possibilities, for example, the sun is the X constellation, A, Mercury is in his later constellation, B, Mercury and the sun are in the same constellation, as shown in figure C:

Why is Aquarius full of separatist forces?

Well, we know that the sun rules Leo, and Leo is the home of the sun. Aquarius is opposite to Leo, and the sun is in an uncomfortable position in Aquarius. This is called "setting the mountain". After all, when it is cold in winter, the sun is not as hot as in summer, so this posture is too fierce.

So when the second situation happens, Mercury, the star representing logic, is destroyed by the sun (falling+burning), and both of them are in Aquarius, which is most influenced by Aquarius strange gas field.

What about situation a? The constellation behind Aquarius is Pisces, the constellation opposite Pisces is Virgo, and Virgo is the home of Mercury, who is in charge of logic. So Mercury in Pisces is uncomfortable and depressed. Mercury stands for logic, clean and neat, without any emotional logic. Pisces is a water sign, so Mercury cannot exert its normal power influence in this position.

Now there is only situation C. Mercury is in Capricorn, a constellation in front of Aquarius, and it is ok here. Capricorn's aura is tough and pragmatic. Mercury, which represents logic, can play normally in Capricorn, but it will inevitably have the momentum of the axis.

Well, let's see that a person's sun, that is, his personal consciousness, is in Aquarius, but his mercury, that is, his thinking logic, may have some kind of "bad" in two of the three collocations. So in terms of probability, three Aquarius people have only one "normal" logic. Naturally, this constellation has a higher probability of "freak" than other constellations.

However, Aquarius must also be determined here. This constellation is also the constellation that produces the most scientists and wizards. Naturally, it is precisely because these people have unique thinking and unusual perspectives on things that they will have novel discoveries and creativity. Just being friends with them, you may need a more open mind to deal with it.

By the way, someone asked Venus, the distance between Venus and the sun is not far, the farthest is not more than 48 degrees, Venus represents aesthetics, and there is not much difference between your aesthetics and your personal will. There are five kinds of collocation between them. The sun is the X sign, Venus is the first two, the last two, or the same sign as the sun. There are five possibilities.

The moon can go around the ecliptic to the farthest runway (full moon) opposite the sun, and the moon represents the heart. Naturally, it is common for a person to have a set of looks (the sun) and a set of looks (the moon), right?

Is mercury in Capricorn a bit stupid? What the hell, Aquarius? This is the biggest joke that people who study constellations see. Aquarius people often have bubbling brains. How can they be stupid? Their brains are often very big, and they will have different views when they see the problem.

In the astrolabe, it is often said that if the phase is not good, then my mercury phase has only one mercury and Neptune, and Mercury Aquarius has risen. Is this the rise of Mercury Aquarius? Mercury will rise when it falls on a virgin. It is not the phase but the temple of the planet that looks at the landing point of the planet. See if it's good or bad.

Mercury and Neptune are in conjunction.

The bad stage refers to the impulse or punishment stage.

Good refers to the combination or arch phase.

Sun Mercury Mars is an Aquarius. Mercury is very close to the sun, and the angle of observing Mercury from the sun on earth will not exceed 28. In other words, it is not surprising that Mercury is always in the same house as the sun, or in an adjacent house.

And the time that the landlord said must not be now. At present, in mid-August, the sun has just entered Leo and Mars is about to leave Virgo and enter Libra. Moreover, Mars and the sun are in the same house, which is nothing strange and special.

What's the difference between Mercury Aquarius and Mercury Gemini?

Aquarius is a person with strong personality. You yearn for the beautiful affection between people, but never want to be bound by the slightest emotion. You like to enrich your ideological realm, broaden your horizons in travel, and understand your thoughts and opinions in contact with people.

Gemini's personality characteristics:

Gemini people are talented, free-thinking and wise in decision-making. I don't like staying in one place for a long time, nor will I throw myself into one thing without hesitation. Words and actions are usually just right, tired of monotonous environment. If we can use willpower to twist our own contradictory factors into a force, we can give full play to our advantages.

In which constellation is Mercury the smartest? How about Mercury and Aries? What's the ranking? Generally speaking, Gemini is smarter when Mercury falls in Aquarius, because it will be influenced by Uranus in Aquarius. Gemini is Mercury's guardian constellation. But this is only one aspect. Smart or not, you can't just look at the constellation Mercury, the life span of the sun, the phase between the moon and Mercury, and so on. The most direct influence of Mercury constellation is people's thinking mode.

Mercury Aries is not an ideal constellation, but it can't be said that it is not smart. It can only be said that the way of thinking and language habits have the characteristics of Aries.