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My husband plays mobile phone every day, and he is very disappointed.

My husband plays mobile phone every day, and he is very disappointed. 1. If there is only one time in life, it is only ordinary at that time.

I just accidentally tested your tenderness, but I didn't expect this result.

3. Hope and disappointment torment people, but hope torments people for longer.

Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give up on you mercilessly.

5. The process of earning money is spiritual enjoyment, and the result of earning money is for material enjoyment.

It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. My heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story slowly ends.

7. Hold your mobile phone and refresh your friends' dynamics and WeChat circle of friends repeatedly every day to see other people's thoughts, other people's moods and other people's happiness. Despair for her husband, confusion for the future, and pressure on her family.

8. No matter how powerful a person is, as long as there is confusion and desire, there will be crisis.

9. Even if you love now, you will eventually.

10. Autumn leaves, one leaf is yellow, it snows in winter, it snows in winter, it's cold in winter, people's hearts are warm, and a cold heart is in every day.

1 1. Everything is your own fault now. You can't blame anyone! You let me down and made me sad. So I won't pity you. I have nothing to say to you except disappointment.

12. Because the world is too lonely, it makes us sad. Your sorrow is my sorrow. The reality is cruel, so I am full of expectations for the future. Because I have fantasies, I am always disappointed.

13. From falling out to making up with friends, it's like two people who just met laughing in moderation and talking politely.

14. Sometimes, learn to regard disappointment as gain, because there is hope, there will be disappointment.

15. How disappointed I am. I wish I had never met you.

16. I suddenly found that my lifestyle was upside down. I always fantasize about the future and then force others to fantasize according to their own plans. If not, we will feel unpredictable and unpredictable.

17. The most painful thing is that you love someone so much, but you don't have the courage to let her know how you feel. 〆

18. Judging from all kinds of behaviors thought of during pregnancy, the husband can't count on it, and there is no need to count on it after giving birth. Don't expect anything but money.

19. Marriage is a tragedy, but the audience regards it as a comedy. No one likes tragedy, but everyone must get married. Everything begins with love and ends with marriage.

20. You said there was something wrong with my brain. I admit it. I have a crush on you because I have a brain problem!

2 1. I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.

22. I know I missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.

23. Tired, close your eyes and think about our memories; Tired, close your eyes and forget our memories.

My husband plays mobile phone every day, and he is very disappointed. 24. Don't blame others for letting you down. I can only blame myself for expecting too much.

25. It is the blood that the brave man dripped on the climbing road, and it is also the tears that the coward shed when he was disappointed.

26. After doing my best, I chose to go with the flow.

27. I am disappointed because I am eager. I am strong because of disappointment.

28. The original marriage certificate cannot guarantee the quality of marriage.

29. Love confuses the concept of right and wrong; Strong love and proud ambition have no boundaries.

30. Don't expect girls to take the initiative. Some girls, no matter how much they like you, would rather miss it if you don't take the initiative.

3 1. The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but that you are cheating on me when I give my heart to you.

32. Close your eyes, the world has nothing to do with me.

33. I refused everyone's ambiguity just to wait for your uncertain future. I bet on the happiness of my life. How can you let me lose?

Only when I smile happily can my sadness not be seen through.

35. Breaking up is nothing, and I can continue to love.

36. Sunset is going on. There is no light, no warmth, no past. The setting sun really sets, it still sets in disappointment and hope, and finally sets in helplessness and melancholy, leaving only impossible reverie and extravagant hope. The same is true of marriage.

37. Sitting for a month, without watching TV, playing mobile phones or reading books, makes her husband a fool who can't count on anything, not only can't count on it, but also has to be taken care of by others. I think I'm going to be depressed.

38. I would rather be silent than hide my face and cry in every heavy rain and lonely journey and tell you this feeling.

39. Sorry, I can't smile and forgive those who have hurt me.

40. I can't help but feel when I hear the sound of memories.

4 1. There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart can't be redeemed.

42. I hate nostalgia, because it is a memory that I can't go back; I am nostalgic because I can't see the future.

43. Don't blame others for letting you down, but blame yourself for expecting too much.

44. If you only have one expression, the other person may think it is too simple, while women have more than one emotion.

45. If you can't be a lover, be a stranger.

46. I have nothing, I can't catch anything, and my heart is empty.

My husband plays mobile phone every day, and he is very disappointed. 47. What a man does to a woman is not necessarily that he falls in love with someone else, but that he lets her down when she has expectations and fails to give her the comfort she deserves when she is vulnerable.

48. As if nothing had happened, tableland is the most malicious revenge.

49. A person's night, a person's waiting. I don't remember how many nights it was, nor how many times I waited. I didn't know that I was still insisting and waiting alone.

One day, we will learn not to be sad, because we have finished the scheduled meeting like butterflies.

5 1. How to grow up innocently?

52. If marriage has taught you anything, I think having children has made you see through a lot.

53. I just fell in love with you, so I am humbler than you, smaller than you, despised by you, despised by you, and not cherished by you.

54. Later, we were not even friends.

55. That's all right. Anyway, the best gift for Cunxi is Anna's blessing. I don't want to see him disappointed.

56. Inner peace can be accepted calmly in the face of the truth of the story.

57. I finally understand that it is not because the world is too dark, but because people's hearts are too unpredictable.

58. Try your best to do what you promised yourself and try to get where you want to go.

59. The petals have agreed that they will bloom and wither together. It's no use for angels to dissuade you. They have agreed to be beautiful together and grow old together in this life.

60. Two adults, one mind training, people are unpredictable. Love for ten lives, why bother for a lifetime, why can't it be worth loving.

6 1. Whether you are at the end of the world or at the ends of the earth, I will wait in the same place.

62. You think the worst thing in life is to lose the person you love the most, but in fact the worst thing is to lose yourself because you love someone too much.

Lying in bed is the most common place. One is that I love you, and the other is to sleep for another five minutes.

64. People's hearts are unpredictable and unpredictable. The scum on the side of the road are rubbing their hands. Three times five divided by two, I capsized in the gutter.

Finally, I can't find a tear to commemorate our love.

I told myself not to cry, but I couldn't help it.

67. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?

68. Why use your happiness and her happiness to set off my sadness?

69. You can't keep people who want to go, you can't wake people who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch people who don't love you.

Disappointed with her husband and seeing through marriage (70 sentences)

Disappointed with her husband and seeing through the sad sentence of marriage (I) 1. When you say a lifetime, it turns out to be so short.

The quickest way is to hit the nail on the head.

I love you not because of what you want, but because of what I give you

How hard does it take to do such a chilling thing?

It's better to say I don't love you than to make excuses everywhere.

6. Marriage is a keyboard with too many orders and rules; Love is a mouse and it works at all. Men are more important than their masters, and memory is more important; Women are like monitors, they can see everything.

We didn't create the world, but the world created us.

8. It's like a broken limb once it's amputated, it's lost forever.

9. Occasionally envy couples and occasionally rejoice at freedom.

10. I stand in the corner you can't see and bless you silently.

1 1. There must be someone in this world who wants to be on your side.

12. You and I have no chance. We didn't break up because of the baby.

13. punch line Julian must be a prey, and prevarication is the reaction when you see the person you like.

14. My despair about my husband's role. It is really good to muddle along and be good to yourself.

15. The world is cold, you can afford to continue playing, but you can't afford to go out; People's hearts are unpredictable, people's faces are difficult to know and feelings are difficult to grasp. Some involuntary disguises may be to cope with the impermanence of the world; The insincere corners of the mouth are rising, which may be the power of stumbling.

16. Always pursuing perfection, but not knowing that it is an eternal flaw.

17. In the eyes of the person I love, I am just a passer-by in the vast sea of people.

18. I won't search your space for comments, peek at who you are chatting with, and I won't argue with you immediately about who is jealous, and I don't care if your information is addressed to me. I may be really tired. You can go with whoever you want.

19. There is a bottom line between people. Cross the bottom line and you will see the truth that you don't want to face directly.

20. You let me get married, and now you have broken my heart. Obviously, you provoked me first!

2 1. No matter how happy a marriage is in this world, there will be thoughts of strangling each other a hundred times and divorcing them ten thousand times.

22. Marriage is the grave of love and an unhappy marriage.

23. I used to cry, and you were so distressed. Now even if I die, you don't care.

Disappointed with her husband, see through the sad sentence of marriage (chapter 2) 24. Don't torture me any more, my heart has been cut off, and it's not blood that comes out, it's the fault of loving you.

25. You said you loved me, but you forgot that you were still holding someone's hand.

26. I assure you that the happiness and pain of people in this life are absolutely within your tolerance. Life knows yourself better than you do. It can be cunning, and the bitterness it gives you will always disappoint you without despair. And the sweetness given to you will always make you taste and be full of yearning.

27. Never lie to someone you trust; Never trust those who lie to you.

28. I don't drink sprite because I'm afraid of the cold.

29. For a woman, the luckiest thing in this life is to marry a man who loves her.

30. If life is like the first time, it will be unusual to know the truth at that time.

3 1. Secret love is like rubbing salt on a wound. It's useless until the wound hurts.

32. The hand holding the cigarette has been shaking. Who knows my helplessness?

33. It's simple, so why think complicated?

I sent my mother to the west of the city today. Every time I send my mother, I feel reluctant and sad. It's really hard to watch her go home alone. How should a wrong marriage move forward?

35. Everyone in this play is a role, some are leading roles, some are supporting roles, and some are even just walk-on. Many people refuse to play hard because their roles are insignificant. They aim too high and always let themselves down. Success begins with the role you play. Don't take part in accidental amusement while others are doing things, dance academy. People don't want to be vigorous, just want to be ordinary and simple, strive to improve their true self, and never be hypocritical and cunning. If the two sides are three knives, the yang will violate the yin; If you are a person in front of you, a ghost is behind you; There are people on the stage and bandits under the stage; If you stay at home and go out as a prostitute, even in times of peace and prosperity, you will still stage a tragedy. Life has no rehearsal, and nothing will repeat itself. Only those who are always awake can always be serious; Only those who always pursue perfection can move towards glory step by step.

36. The world is cold only because people are unpredictable!

37. Without hope, there is no despair.

The most painful thing is that you love someone so much that you don't have the courage to let her know how you feel.

39. Sometimes, you are misunderstood and you don't want to argue, so you choose silence.

40. Those who make you sad and disheartened hurt you only because of your concern.

4 1. I have missed many people, suffered many betrayals and been embarrassed in my life. However, it really doesn't matter, as long as I can't die, I can still stand.

42. My husband's indifference makes me disheartened.

43. I wonder how I married my family blindly. I'm incompetent, scary-tempered, and swearing. How can you afford to do such a thing? I don't want to talk about it. Wait, when my parents can accept the fact, I'll get a divorce. Goodbye, my failed marriage.

44. The saddest thing is the betrayal of my best friend and her husband.

45. I haven't seen people or feelings. Every book opens a window in front of me and shows me a changing new world.

46. In the eyes of the person I love, I am just a passer-by in the vast sea of people.

47. I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.

48. When I am with you, I want to pretend to be relaxed. You really don't know my hard work.

49. Marrying him is the most regrettable thing in my life.

50. A person will gradually mature over time, and a person will become more and more rational over time.

5 1. After being with my husband, he made me feel cold and inferior.

52. If you only have one expression, the other person may think it is too simple, while women have more than one emotion.

53. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, only because of expectation. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

Birds in the sky, are you lonelier than me, or am I sadder than you? Stay with me the rest of the time, okay, so that you won't be lonely and I won't be sad.

56. There is a kind of waiting called online, a kind of boredom called leaving, and an avoidance called invisibility.

57. Later, we were not even friends.

Sometimes, I just want to die, but when I see starving children, I feel particularly sad.

59. I am shocked by your marriage. The so-called happiness is just a "false alarm". Love has long since disappeared. Let's all put aside each other and go out to find new emotional sustenance. Maybe we won't completely despair of love.

60. The heart wanders around where there is no habitat.

6 1. There are so many tears in my chest that I don't know how to tell them. In the end, I can only choose silence.

62. Thank you for disappointing me. If I am disappointed, I won't have any hope.

63. To be tolerant of others is to be kind to yourself.

64. Every section of the road is an understanding. Please don't think how unforgettable you are!

65. I am really naive. I believe you will change again and again, but it's nothing.

66. There are no unhappy marriages, only unhappy couples. Couples walk into the marriage hall with good hopes for marriage, but finally they are disappointed, so they complain about marriage and say that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, they are really to blame.

67. Not all love can be turned back, and not all hate can be forgotten.

68. If you want to leave, you'd better never look back. Old age and death do not communicate with each other.

69. Whose loneliness covers my dress and whose dress covers my shoulder.

A sad remark from her husband's disappointment.

A sad sentence to see through her husband's disappointment (I) 1. When you see this last look, all you can think about is a calm and hysterical farewell.

The hand holding the cigarette has been shaking. Who knows my helplessness?

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4. Love is helpless and my heart is broken.

In fact, I'm not afraid of suffering. I'm just afraid that I'll work hard and the result is just a joke. Dare not go forward without hesitation. I admit that I am timid. I dare not guess people's hearts. After all, people are unpredictable, and even they don't necessarily know themselves.

6. I am tired to a certain extent, and I have no strength to be angry and care.

7. Now, listen carefully. You go your way, I'll go my wooden bridge, and we'll stay out of it. You disappoint me so much. You don't have to hide from me, log in invisibly and never talk to me again.

8. Disappointed with marriage and desperate for husband.

9. But in real life, there are often many failed marriages, which make people lose their yearning for marriage, or pursue themselves to gain a greater sense of security.

10. There are no people in this world who are not injured. Only you can really cure yourself.

1 1. I ran towards the place where the sea meets the sky until I was submerged in the depths of the sea.

12. People should stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

13. Without hope, there will be no despair.

14. The world is cold only because people are unpredictable!

15. My husband's indifference makes me disheartened.

16. I drank a few bottles of cold beer, but I was still not drunk. The person who wants to win, sitting opposite me, still wants to go.

17. In my eyes, there is nothing I can't believe. The care of family, the persistence of love and the sincerity of friendship, I believe when I have them!

18. You owe me too much, but I don't want it at all. All as a souvenir for you.

19. I have nothing, I can't catch anything, and my heart is empty and poor.

20. It doesn't have to be the universe.

A sad word (2)1. Falling in love with an impossible person will make you feel wronged. He is right in front of you, but you can only pretend to be deaf and dumb.

22. instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love it.

23. Go as far as you want!

24. I know I didn't marry the wrong person. At least I have no regrets at this moment. Thank you for being so considerate of me. Thank you for being so devoted to my parents and tolerating your mother-in-law's bad temper. I really want to say thank you, love you, than my mother-in-law.

25. What's the use of things that don't belong to you? Will eventually become someone else.

We didn't create the world, but the world created us.

27. Sitting for a month, without watching TV, playing mobile phones or reading books, let her husband be a fool who can't count on anything, not only can't count on it, but also have to be taken care of by others. I think I'm going to be depressed.

28. it cannot be solved; Laughter can't be read; Ignoring doesn't mean you don't care.

29. We laugh in other people's stories, why do we cry in our own stories?

30. Sadness and disappointment, sad and desperate sentences

3 1. Occasionally dream that you really don't love you.

32. The result of thinking is to push yourself to despair.

33. The memory of rotten leaves, those fresh and tender green leaves have long been buried in the front section of the time scale, and only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale.

34. There will be times when you are in a bad mood, when you are lost, when you don't understand, when you are sad, and when you don't understand.

35. What you see is free and easy, and the helplessness after heartbreak.

36. Betrayal can sometimes become an inertia.

37. Those who are not related to you by blood and are always willing to be kind to you are all people worth cherishing. -Xu

38. There are so many tears in my chest that I don't know how to tell them. In the end, I can only choose silence.

Dear, we staged a love tragedy without love.

40. Abandon the blind stick of life and learn to be independent; Dispel the blind spots of the mind and live a happy life; Bury the blind well of disappointment and move forward happily; Guide the sad blind flow and think positively. International Literacy Day is coming. May your life be bright.

A sad sentence can be seen through my disappointment with my husband (Part III): 4 1. I won't go through your space to see who you are chatting with, and I won't immediately declare possession because I am jealous, and I won't care if your information is addressed to me. I may be really tired. You can go with whoever you want.

42. Dear yourself, smile every day from today. In this world, except life and death, everything else is insignificant.

43. Only when people's hearts are opposed can it be difficult to prevent.

People should work hard and not be lazy. Not for anyone. Just for myself. You can live a good life. Don't depend on anyone. Including parents and husbands.

45. Loving someone is actually very simple. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would walk over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

46. "Life advice: just like it, don't be together."

47. Although this is an emotional era, we are all loveless children.

48. Knowing that there is no hope, we have to look forward to it, and the outcome can only be disappointment.

49. Flowers bloom on the other side, flowers bloom on the other side, flowers bloom without leaves, leaves grow without flowers, and flowers and leaves cherish each other forever.

50. I can't bear to part with it, but the chorus is still on fire, and it's time to come to an end.

5 1. I am very happy with my husband, but this happiness hurts me a little.

52. I will remember the unexpected warmth in my life, and I will also remember the days when it rained heavily without an umbrella.

53. Miss overflows the ocean of memory, smoke waves spread and disasters occur, and the feelings of a lifetime wander in the years of dreams. Some love, destined to be a flashy dream, turned into dust, once persistent love, scattered all over the world, but my heart is unwilling to leave.

54. If you don't want to grow old together, why don't you let go?

55. Some people are sincere in being nice to you, but some people have reasons behind them. Hum, people are unpredictable.

56. The sunshine is just in spring, and you are busy in the distance. Everything is normal for me.

57. You have the heart to make me lonely. Look at the reason why I suffer for you. Not busy, not negligent, not ignorant, not taking exams, not forgetting for a while, not being unsociable. You just don't love me.

58. Stop torturing me. My heart was cut open. It's not blood that comes out, it's the fault of loving you.

59. I have been crying for no reason for many days, crying after waking up and crying before going to bed. I always cry when I see the words that touch the scene. I really want to leave Xi and never come back. This kind of married life is very tiring.

60. If I leave, I can get your smile. Then you, or cry!

Let's talk about disappointment with my husband and seeing through people's hearts.

Disappointed with her husband, she can see through people's hearts. In his eyes, I am just a passer-by in the vast sea of people.

2. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!

You owe me too much, but I don't want it at all. All as a souvenir for you.

4. A dream, an empty and beautiful oath, also has a faded day.

Without hope, there will be no despair.

6. Unexpectedly, those once-vowed promises have become the deepest swords that hurt you and me in the days to come.

Love is a good medicine. If used well, it can make people miss their lives. If you don't use it well, you can only hurt yourself again and again.

8. Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and disappointed many people.

9. Who do you want to smile at? A city has been blurred for centuries.

10. Disappointed with marriage and desperate for husband.

1 1. What am I? No one can see my pain as long as I laugh.

12. When people come to this world, what they touch and feel is not necessarily colorful sunshine. In fact, there are many frustrated things, unfair things and helpless things in life, the most important of which is probably dissatisfaction with fame and fortune. For example, through your efforts, you can completely change the status quo, but the past remains the same; With your education, you can evaluate the professional title, but you don't; With your talent, you can be promoted to a higher position, but you lose opportunities again and again ... At this time, stupid people are depressed, pessimistic and disappointed, and even passively sink into the dance academy; Smart people stay awake, stay aloof, transcend troubles, transcend themselves, and get rid of the endless pursuit of fame and fortune.

13. Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't miss the past.

14. Betrayal sometimes becomes an inertial action.

15. I drank a few bottles of cold beer, but I was still not drunk. The person who wants to win, sitting opposite me, still wants to go.

16. If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

17. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit ...

18. There are no disappointments in the world, only desperate people. People's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and their greatest asset is hope.

19. The difference between love and marriage is so great that girls who meet inappropriate people will collapse. Let's take a look at those sentences that make my husband feel cold and desperate!

20. Marriage is a tragedy, but the audience regards it as a comedy. No one likes tragedy, but everyone must get married. Everything begins with love and ends with marriage.

Disappointed with her husband, see through people's hearts, Part 2: 2 1. To forgive others is to give yourself a chance to live.

22. You don't need me anymore. I want to leave your world, which has nothing to do with your absence.

23. Everyone says that women should not be too strong, too independent and too strong, otherwise they will not be liked.

24. Whose loneliness covers my cheongsam and whose cheongsam covers my shoulders.

25. We are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, while watching the time pass by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

26. No matter how painful you have experienced, you will eventually forget it, because nothing can beat time.

27. When I miss Qi Mei, my fingers are pale. It's a fleeting time, like water, spanning four seasons. You still look like a ship that didn't go home!

28. If I leave, I can get your smile. Then you, or cry!

29. We live alone in our own life circle, happy, sad, disappointed and depressed, and then wait for a hopeful tomorrow with full joy.

30. Only when I smile happily can my sadness not be seen through.

3 1. You will always be the protagonist of your own life, don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

If you can't be a husband, you can't even be a father.

33. A judgment of disappointment to her husband

34. What you see is free and easy, and the helplessness after heartbreak.

35. Now it's raining, bees are worried about butterflies, and the small window is idle to watch the banana exhibition.

Marrying him is the most regrettable thing in my life.

37. Don't test your good friends easily, or you will either be disappointed or have a mental illness and think too much about your hat.

I feel sad when I think that we once loved each other so much.

39. Only when people's hearts are opposed can it be difficult to prevent.

40. People are unpredictable, and the world is like frost. After years of marriage, I still can't see through him.

Disappointed with her husband, see through people's hearts, chapter 3 4 1. Marry the wrong person and want to commit suicide. The older you grow up, the more things you find, and the more unhappy you are. I don't know why.

42. Hope and disappointment can never be good, because fear is a kind of pain. Without fear, hope can't exist, so both hope and disappointment indicate the lack of knowledge and mental weakness.

43. two adults, one raises the heart, and the heart is unpredictable. Love for ten lives, why bother for a lifetime, why can't it be worth loving.

44. Hold your mobile phone and refresh your friends' dynamics and WeChat circle of friends repeatedly every day to see other people's thoughts, feelings and happiness. Despair for her husband, confusion for the future, and pressure on her family.

45. You can't keep people who are leaving, you can't wake people who pretend to sleep, and you can't meet people who don't love you.

46. Talk about how to overcome the fatigue of marriage. Say a short sentence to her husband in despair.

47. I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

48. Not every farewell can be fully prepared, and what hurts often takes you by surprise.

49. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

You can't see my tears, but you can hear my laughter.

5 1. Sad and disappointed, sad and desperate sentences.

52. Because you deserve better. Everyone is lonely sometimes, long or short, which is an inevitable process. Lonely people do not always feel that life is empty. God always wants you to empty your hands so that you can better grasp everything.

53. Since you say that I am evil, it will be evil for thousands of years!

54. I have seen through people's hearts and my heart is cold.

55. The most shameless man is to say to a woman, "It's up to you.

56. I don't drink sprite because I'm afraid of the cold.

Buying me a flowered skirt is the simplest dream of my young hormones.

58. It's just that I've been walking alone for too long and I'm used to being alone.

59. Tell me about a person's disappointment. It is chilling to talk about a person's complete disappointment.

60. Should we continue that unfinished love?