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Who can recommend an ancient novel about male abuse?

Wife: ★★★★★★★

David lee, the male owner, is pitiful ~ ~ ~

It describes a virtual society that respects women. Ali is the most pitiful man I have ever seen. Since childhood, he has been treated as a slave, punching and kicking, often starving for several days and doing heavy work. His master was furious, was beaten to pieces, and was finally sold to a military camp as a military prostitute (female society). When the male owner 15 years old, Ali, who was naked, was bought home from the slave market by the female flower 12 years old. Ali was surprised to find that its owner did not covet its beauty, but took care of it, instead of ravaging it like its previous owner.

He likes his wife's adult, but why didn't she force him to sleep on the day when his wife 12 died, but slept quietly all night? Are you disgusted that he is no longer a virgin? No, the wife is not like this! But my wife, why do you want me to be a man? Shouldn't a man snuggle up to a woman and have children for her? Ali really wants to have a baby for you ~ ~ ~

But it seems that it feels good to be a human being! No matter what other men think, as long as my wife is happy! Imagine the consternation of a modern man snuggling in a woman's arms, and you can think of Ali's embarrassment when she forced him to be a man. )

Please look at me through the door: ★★★★★

What a beautiful article, beautiful, beautiful wife ~ ~ earned enough tears ~ ~ It's good to abuse the man ~ ~ Although the woman is also having a hard time ~ ~ How can she love ~ ~ How can she abuse ~ ~

Why do you want to be overweight because of the personal grievances of the previous generation? A person with strong hormone secretion is a person who has a crush on ginger juice, but why don't you know that you are still around him and trying to help him do anything.

On the bus, why did you accidentally see a thief stealing someone else's purse? She was full of sympathy and deliberately reminded others, but the thief found out. Why should I get off the bus as soon as I get scared, but I am targeted by thieves. The thief kissed her without saying anything! ~ ~ ~ (why? See for yourself ~)

Not long after that, thieves came after her, ruined her business, made her lose her job, and repeatedly wiped her oil. Is he too oily? So, why did you help him angrily named "Silver Hair"?

Only in the end did I know that Yinmao was actually a valuable son with a rebellious nature. Being a thief is to bet with other hooligans who steal the most money. Silver hair is super handsome and crazy!

When she complained that heaven was unfair and "jumped off a building" (she didn't want to jump off a building at all), she found a child about 10 years old, so she drove away the hooligans with a trick and brought the thin child home. Name him "He Ran". Why are you surprised to find out? It's amazing! Although He Ran is thin, he is a super handsome boy of 15 years old! At this time, why should we be content? With such a handsome and clever child as a "son", she won't worry about marrying or not.

But did He Ran regard her as "mommy"? Always be a "lover" ~ ~ ~

He Ran always remembers the joke "Why": "Why", "He Ran" and "Inevitably" will be together forever! "

At this time, Yinmao was very kind and often helped to drive away the local ruffians who came to make trouble. Suddenly, I felt that Yinmao was actually not bad.

I had a fight, and Yinmao was injured. There was nothing I could do. Why did you bring silver hair home? When he happily ran to open the door to meet why, he found out why a man came back with a camel. He was so jealous that he and why the world was broken by the man in front of him. What do you think of him? In order to show his exclusive right to Yinmao, he always deliberately made out with Yinmao, slept in his arms and kissed him good night. Why do you just think that He Ran is a child, seeking maternal love? And Yinmao knows that this is a man's jealousy. Why is it "dangerous" to give a few suggestions? Pay attention to him, why not take it seriously.

One day, why were you accidentally hit by a car? The owner threw out10 million, saying that he could take it away if he married him. Why don't you know why men in their thirties marry themselves? The man didn't say why, so he didn't take it seriously

But a few months later, He Ran's mother found He Ran and forced her to take it home. Why did you find that He Ran's mother turned out to be your enemy! He Ran was abused by his mother since childhood, resulting in He Ran 15 years old and the child 10 years old. So, why do you want to ask her for custody of He Ran? He Ran's mother said to give her 10 million yuan and give her custody. Suddenly, why did I think of a car accident, so I was anxious to find the owner and promised to marry him.

Such a ridiculous marriage. When she gave the money to He Ran's mother, He Ran's mother said that she was just joking and ignored her, but He Ran knew why she got married. He Ran, I don't know why, I fell in love with her, why didn't I want him, left angrily, ignored why, and a person was stabbed ~

Meanwhile, why do you live in the castle as an ancient lady? I was surprised to find that my husband's son turned out to be Yinmao, whose real name was Kuching ~ ~ ~ So Kuching didn't understand her and left angrily ~

Yin Mao, who knows the truth, is in distress situation. Why did Qi Xin force his father to divorce, but the "ice coffin" didn't agree, while the two had already fallen in love?

At the same time, He Ran grew up bit by bit. A few months later, he was even taller than why. He is much more mature than before, like a thoughtful man, but his eyes are always full of melancholy. When he knew why he wanted to marry him, he was very hurt, and he also knew why he had been wronged.

Kujin didn't tell me why he couldn't live to be 23 and why he broke up silently for the future.

Why do you feel sad? I went to another city and worked hard for a year and a half. My fat figure became thinner and thinner bit by bit and became a super beauty. I also met Jiang Zhier, who I secretly loved, and me, who I secretly loved 18 years ago. (eighteen years old, so handsome, Uber type, so gentle. )

So, why live with the age of 18?

Afraid of chaos in the world: ★★★★★★

Laughing at modern urban literature, one woman and four husbands! Love Tang Hong, it seems that White Lake, Duan Yi and Anqing are also good!

A sad man ~ ~ ~ A heartless woman ~ ~ ~

Dumped for the first time.

I cried and understood a truth: snot is salty.

Being dumped for the second time.

I smiled and understood a philosophy: men are mean.

Dumped for the third time.

I said, "I have always been very serious about relationships, so when you get married, remember to indicate divorce in the column of marital status."

Being dumped for the fourth time.

I said, "Men are like shoes, but they dragged me on a cheap trip to the flea market. Now, your smelly shoes are automatically removed from the shelf, which is also a pity to take care of my depression that I can't wear high heels for several days. "

Being dumped for the n th time. He said, "Please be merciful and let me live!" Who is a soldier and who is a robber? The explosion started! (original by the author)

"Beautiful martial arts, is really being typed; The technology of controlling men was thrown out. " (Author's original words)

"Originally, get rid of a man, so easy. It turns out that being a bad woman is so pleasant. " (Author's original words)